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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This might get a lot of bad comments so if you are touchy just don't say anything.
My mate has had a baby 2 weeks ago and they came to visit last night and to be honest the baby is ugly bit of course I said he was cute,
How many people have done this and who to,
Ps women please don't go mad at me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this the best thing to discuss on a swinging site, on christmas chuffing eve?! Bloody hell. Aye, I’m sure you came out of 9 months soaked in amniotic fluid, looking like Tom Hanks…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This might get a lot of bad comments so if you are touchy just don't say anything.
My mate has had a baby 2 weeks ago and they came to visit last night and to be honest the baby is ugly bit of course I said he was cute,
How many people have done this and who to,
Ps women please don't go mad at me "
All the time...Literally, apart from my own children I have yet to see a cute child.
I work in Childcare, and a parent gave us a card with their children's pictures on it, good god and blimey 
Keep your snotgobblers to yourself please
#noparentswere offendedandImadealltheright noises... #Ilovemyjobandthechildren
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This might get a lot of bad comments so if you are touchy just don't say anything.
My mate has had a baby 2 weeks ago and they came to visit last night and to be honest the baby is ugly bit of course I said he was cute,
How many people have done this and who to,
Ps women please don't go mad at me
All the time...Literally, apart from my own children I have yet to see a cute child.
I work in Childcare, and a parent gave us a card with their children's pictures on it, good god and blimey
Keep your snotgobblers to yourself please
#noparentswere offendedandImadealltheright noises... #Ilovemyjobandthechildren
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
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Most of the time. Some babies for sure are Uber cute, but some, Jeeze…
Haha, I usually don’t comment as I cannot actually lie, brain doesn’t work like that. So I quickly focus on something like cute little hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahahah that's made me laugh "
[thoughts in my head] Honestly boss, ever thought about modelling for your child?? I hear Gargoyles are coming back into fashion     [/thoughts]
OK, I'll stop it now |
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I've only ever seen two cute new borns and they were my own children. I always tell new mothers how gorgeous their little frogs wrapped up in blankets are though.
Don't tell anybody this but after our kids were born and they put them in the hospital nursery I used to put a teddy in the cot in order to recognise them. Despite them being the best looking babies ever somehow they also looked like every other baby in the damn hospital. |
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"Most of the time. Some babies for sure are Uber cute, but some, Jeeze…
Haha, I usually don’t comment as I cannot actually lie, brain doesn’t work like that. So I quickly focus on something like cute little hands."
Winner!  I need to remember this. |
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I do this whenever presented with a baby, not because they're not cute, but because I've never been maternal and have no interest in babies. But I understand that parents think they are the best things in the universe, so I'm polite and coo over them a little, because to do otherwise would just be being mean for the sake of being mean. |
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I must admit my daughter was pretty ugly when she was born. She was long overdue, very wrinkled with a bent ear due to coming out the wrong way. She was also long and skinny and all blotchy. I must say now she is stunning and I feel a bit quilty at remembering how I felt when I first saw her. |
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By *egoMan
over a year ago
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"When our son was borntgey used a suction cup to get him. The poor bugger had a cone head I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen. "
Ventouse Extraction, pretty archaic these days. Causes so much damage when a C-section would be easier for mother and child. I had a cone head, suffer with headaches all my life. |
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I had a difficult delivery and was a bit bashed by the time I was out.
Apparently by the time they gave me to my mum there was quite a lot of bruising and bits of swelling, and my mum freaked out and thought she'd given birth to some sort of alien monster.
Not all babies are born beautiful 
I'm not a huge fan of babies and they all look a bit weird to me, but I've got the knack of looking admiring now, even when I think they look like a shrivelled potato.
All kittens are beautiful though, I'll happily coo over a basket of kittens (unless they're those hairless things). |
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