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Saucy limericks for the forum dwellers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Write a cheeky little ditty for anyone who wishes to be ‘in’.

Post them all here for us to enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come Comet come Vixen and Prancer

Woody B is a bit of a chancer

Maybe, yes or no

He doesn’t quite know

Or he would ask for a snog from Dancer…

I’ll do some more later, I’ll keep them festive i promise

*deleted for a spell check

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I like it.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I won't mention the dweller

But how I'd love to smell her

She could gaze at my sock

While she's riding my cock

Coz I'm such a lovely fella

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t want to walk with a girl in a chapel

Just a sexy women I can wrestle and grapple

Pass me a beer

I’m finished here

As I can’t find a word to rhyme with Apple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There’s a chap from Manchester, Woody B,

Who likes the ladies to sit on he knee.

What he doesn’t realise, when they tell him to close both his eyes,

Is that they’re just squatting down for a pee.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I won't mention the dweller

But how I'd love to smell her

She could gaze at my sock

While she's riding my cock

Coz I'm such a lovely fella

Ah I didn't read the rules did I oops

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I won't mention the dweller

But how I'd love to smell her

She could gaze at my sock

While she's riding my cock

Coz I'm such a lovely fella

Ah I didn't read the rules did I oops

Rules shmules.

An excellent Limerick anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s a chap from Manchester, Woody B,

Who likes the ladies to sit on he knee.

What he doesn’t realise, when they tell him to close both his eyes,

Is that they’re just squatting down for a pee. "

Haha. Sounds hot.

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

For all who post here in the forum,

Conduct yourself please with decorum,

Don't belittle or shame,

Or reveal someone's name,

No matter how much you deplore 'em.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I won't mention the dweller

But how I'd love to smell her

She could gaze at my sock

While she's riding my cock

Coz I'm such a lovely fella

Ah I didn't read the rules did I oops

Rules shmules.

An excellent Limerick anyway.

Haha cheers. Its for a specific forum person but she won't twig so I'm safe

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a good looker from Stoke

Who certainly enjoyed a joke

He set out to measure

So wrote on his treasure

Now he uses his ruler to poke

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There was a good looker from Stoke

Who certainly enjoyed a joke

He set out to measure

So wrote on his treasure

Now he uses his ruler to poke"

LEGENDARY!

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a young lover of cream

Who sacrificed all for his dream

His penis he froze

As he stood in his pose

For he wanted success as a meme

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There once was a man of Northants

Who had grumpy on all of his pants

But this was untrue

After a biscuit or two

He was chock full of joy, spunk and bantz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This couple from Wolves, are Rickshawed,

With whom filthy sex sessions are assured.

They’ve a penchant for whipped cream,

And they come as a team.

So please make sure G’s not ignored.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"This couple from Wolves, are Rickshawed,

With whom filthy sex sessions are assured.

They’ve a penchant for whipped cream,

And they come as a team.

So please make sure G’s not ignored. "

Positively delightful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For all who post here in the forum,

Conduct yourself please with decorum,

Don't belittle or shame,

Or reveal someone's name,

No matter how much you deplore 'em."

This man speaks some sense

But it’s Fab and this place is immense

Flirting us fun

When all’s said and done

I’d snog you all if you gave me twelve pence

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There once was a man of Northants

Who had grumpy on all of his pants

But this was untrue

After a biscuit or two

He was chock full of joy, spunk and bantz"

Haha love this

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Long time ago in Fablehem

So the holy web page say

Hairy men , ladies and gays

Got fucked on Jizzamuss Day

Hark the Feral Fuckers grunt

A gang bang born today

Cos hairy men ladies and gays

Got fucked on Jizzamuss Dayyyyyyyyy!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Long time ago in Fablehem

So the holy web page say

Hairy men , ladies and gays

Got fucked on Jizzamuss Day

Hark the Feral Fuckers grunt

A gang bang born today

Cos hairy men ladies and gays

Got fucked on Jizzamuss Dayyyyyyyyy!"

There was a lady called granny crumpet

If I saw her leg I’m sure I’d hump it

But she’s so far away,alas I’m sorry to say

I have to be happy with blowing my own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Long time ago in Fablehem

So the holy web page say

Hairy men , ladies and gays

Got fucked on Jizzamuss Day

Hark the Feral Fuckers grunt

A gang bang born today

Cos hairy men ladies and gays

Got fucked on Jizzamuss Dayyyyyyyyy!

There was a lady called granny crumpet

If I saw her leg I’m sure I’d hump it

But she’s so far away,alas I’m sorry to say

I have to be happy with blowing my own trumpet "

Haha

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

There was a mature woman who loved gin

And after a few she would grin

She’d open her crack

Whilst flat on her back

And cry for cock to fill it in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a lass from Edinburgh

Who was looking for somebody regular

Not a married, but somebody singular

Alas there were none

So she went to Spain for a shag and some sun

Aaaaand, I’m shit at this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a young woman from York

Doesn’t have time for a dick or a dork

The pretty young lass

Sits on her bed with a glass

Waiting for a guy to cum and pop her cork

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

A lady from Bexhill on Sea,

Liked orgasms in groups of three,

Her friend, Woody A,

Was crap to her dismay.

She had more luck with Woody B.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a couple on fab,

Who were looking for club meets real bad.

They have oft tried DP and want to try DVP,

But Nicky's body is small and that's sad.

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

Keyser Soze our charming OP,

stands tall at 6ft and 3,

With sexuality that flows,

and a cock down to his toes,

He'll join you for for a spot of DP.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hickory dickory dock

I sat on someone’s cock

The end

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

There is a man on this thread, who’d look awesome tied to my bed.

I’d tickle his balls, and suck on his plums till his cum did spurt up the walls.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There is a man on this thread, who’d look awesome tied to my bed.

I’d tickle his balls, and suck on his plums till his cum did spurt up the walls."

Aww thanks

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"There is a man on this thread, who’d look awesome tied to my bed.

I’d tickle his balls, and suck on his plums till his cum did spurt up the walls.

Aww thanks

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"There is a man on this thread, who’d look awesome tied to my bed.

I’d tickle his balls, and suck on his plums till his cum did spurt up the walls."

Sounds fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a young man on Fabs

Who claimed to have all of his jabs,

His postings unread

Until somebody said

"To be honest, we care more about abs"

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was once a kinky man from Cork

Who got a lady friend ready for a walk

He was ready to burst

But wanted her to come first

So they went back to bed for a fork

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There was a guy on fab who got pissed

And thought this chance shouldn’t be missed

Took a pic of his cock

That was as hard as a rock

And sent to all on his hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only just got told the rules op. Only those that say they’re in. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I only just got told the rules op. Only those that say they’re in. Sorry.

"
rules shmules mate, keep em coming.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only just got told the rules op. Only those that say they’re in. Sorry.

rules shmules mate, keep em coming. "

I wish

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"There is a man on this thread, who’d look awesome tied to my bed.

I’d tickle his balls, and suck on his plums till his cum did spurt up the walls.

Aww thanks

Haha if only

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

With a penchant for biting sarcasm,

normal kinks and perversions he has 'em,

With a fondness for cheese,

and a like for intrigue,

Woody B would like an orgasm.

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There once was a lady called Gran

Who had always wanted to tan

But she had to hide

Her face as she'd dyed

It bright orange out of a can

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

There was a Scot lady known for her smile

For whom men would walk 500 mile

She decided to play

With 10 cocks a day

So got them to queue single file

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