Well that reminds me of the little boy who was watching his mummy undressing. As she took off her bra, he asked, "Mummy what are those?" To which she replied, "These are my bells." As she further undressed and exposed her belly button, the little boy asked, "Mummy what's that?" And she replied, "Oh that's my button." Then as she slipped her panties off the little boy asked, "What's that mummy?" And she told him, "That's my slot." And so the little boy then said, "So mummy, if I put a penny in your slot, and press your button, will your bells ring?" |
