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over a year ago
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"This thread's an unusual approach. I wish the chap the best of luck with it.  would like to meet a woman that like swinging so best place "
I'm crossing my fingers for you. It might even work. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread's an unusual approach. I wish the chap the best of luck with it. would like to meet a woman that like swinging so best place
I'm crossing my fingers for you. It might even work."
nice one maty Haha |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"This thread's an unusual approach. I wish the chap the best of luck with it. would like to meet a woman that like swinging so best place
I'm crossing my fingers for you. It might even work."
It won't |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This thread's an unusual approach. I wish the chap the best of luck with it. would like to meet a woman that like swinging so best place
I'm crossing my fingers for you. It might even work.
It won't "
lovingbthe positivity  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"This thread's an unusual approach. I wish the chap the best of luck with it. would like to meet a woman that like swinging so best place
I'm crossing my fingers for you. It might even work.
It won't lovingbthe positivity "
Hope it does work but...
I'm sceptical x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out. 
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
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This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody, what sort of woman are you after? Or does she just need a pulse? a pulse would be a good start I'm running in faith here haha"
What else does the lucky lady-to-be need? |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx"
xxxx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx"
We can be brides maids x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x"
liking this now ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for a female
Choose your words buddy especially in this day and age !!!
Anyone take the goat yet no ???  no yet maty haha"
Maybe we need something better then a goat to entice these women !!!
That one is on me mate my bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
xxxx"
Pulse kinda wanted to try the dresses on haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha "
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything."
page boy any good?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x"
Ok I’m in! Where the grooms men at? xx |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything."
Your the vicar |
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x"
can I join you lovely ladies? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good??"
Nah. I'm out. And I'm taking all my model friends with me. Shame. I was gonna bring a whole bunch of em along to meet you too.  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x can I join you lovely ladies?"
Yeahhhh x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good??"
have I been demoted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good??
Nah. I'm out. And I'm taking all my model friends with me. Shame. I was gonna bring a whole bunch of em along to meet you too. "
Models! Pfft… have you not seen the bridesmaids. Fab beauties!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted "
still best man my mate |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good??
Nah. I'm out. And I'm taking all my model friends with me. Shame. I was gonna bring a whole bunch of em along to meet you too. "
We are the models
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted still best man my mate "
Might knock your party guest numbers a tad but course  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted "
Your the flower person
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good??
Nah. I'm out. And I'm taking all my model friends with me. Shame. I was gonna bring a whole bunch of em along to meet you too.
We are the models
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Shhh I was just trying to get a better job.
Hey I could play with my organ for the ceremony on the big day. Would that help? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
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hes my wingman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
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Na your definitely more fitted to be dealing with flowers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman "
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one "
none at the mo but I'm holding out ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha "
it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ??"
nothing at the min maty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha "
You had two offers and turned them both down, without so much as a social
I’m not sure that you’re serious at this point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha
You had two offers and turned them both down, without so much as a social
I’m not sure that you’re serious at this point. "
He's deadly serious. As long as she has a pulse. That's his hard limit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty"
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal "
Is he allowed to marry the goat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha
You had two offers and turned them both down, without so much as a social
I’m not sure that you’re serious at this point. "
maybe its not what I'm looking for?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal "
yeah I get you haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? "
I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??"
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!"
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that "
yep definitely a female |
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that "
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that "
I’m um no, it is quite illegal to touch his goat inappropriately in it’s no no spot. |
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that
I’m um no, it is quite illegal to touch his goat inappropriately in it’s no no spot. "
Curried goat for all the guests though. Big thumbs up to that. |
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that
I’m um no, it is quite illegal to touch his goat inappropriately in it’s no no spot. "
I’m not sure how this has got to us talking about a goat filling sexual harassment cases against its husband ? That’s if its legal of course that’s a grey area at the minute!
The goat was just there to try turn some women’s heads who doesn’t like goats right !?
OP is not attracted to the goat as far as I’m aware !
just got confirmation he definitely isn’t |
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Your profile says, You’re not in to any weird stuff.
Well that’s me out.
Girl we ain't the marrying kind
This is true, marriage gives me the fear! but I was board so would have given it a try xx
We can be brides maids x liking this now ha
I don't wanna be a bridesmaid. Can I carry the ring instead? I've got a suit and everything. page boy any good?? have I been demoted
Your the flower person
hes my wingman
Appreciate that mate It’s all good just banter on the threads ! so how many offers I’m behind on this one none at the mo but I'm holding out ha it’s a cert mate for sure !!!
How did that last one pan out ?
Anything at all no ?? nothing at the min maty
That goat is still there !!!
Just saying might sweeting the deal
Is he allowed to marry the goat? I wouldn’t judge !!
Think it’s a women he really wants but if all else fails it’s a plan B at least ??
Could be a female goat.
But I guess he couldn't legally consumnate the marriage.
Hang on! He could have a goat curry though!
He literally can do what he wants with the goat and as far as I know yes it’s a female if that’s the road he chooses to take !
You sure you definitely can’t legally marry a goat ? I’d have to look in to that
I’m um no, it is quite illegal to touch his goat inappropriately in it’s no no spot.
Curried goat for all the guests though. Big thumbs up to that. "
Goes without saying |
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"Any takers?? I Do "
So you taking him up on his offer ?
You get a free goat just as like a bonus..
wait actually that could be used in a curry !
I’m a tad hazy on the whole preparation to be fair |
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"Any takers?? I Do So you taking him up on his offer ?
You get a free goat just as like a bonus..
wait actually that could be used in a curry !
I’m a tad hazy on the whole preparation to be fair "
absolute stunner my mate |
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"Any takers?? I Do So you taking him up on his offer ?
You get a free goat just as like a bonus..
wait actually that could be used in a curry !
I’m a tad hazy on the whole preparation to be fair absolute stunner my mate "
It was planned as an incentive at first right ?
But People seem more interested in eating it now
I’m ok with that it’s a goat at the end of the day I swapped it for a 20bag of spuds ha
so still got a good deal |
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"Any takers?? I Do "
You realise you just legally married him? We're all witnesses too. Congrats! Hope you get on.
PS he has a worrying goat fetish. Just a heads up. |
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"Any takers?? I Do
You realise you just legally married him? We're all witnesses too. Congrats! Hope you get on.
PS he has a worrying goat fetish. Just a heads up."
never mentioned goat |
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"Any takers?? I Do
You realise you just legally married him? We're all witnesses too. Congrats! Hope you get on.
PS he has a worrying goat fetish. Just a heads up. never mentioned goat "
You just did! You've got goat on the brain!
Try and focus on your lovely new wife. Where are you gonna honeymoon after you eat all that curried goat? |
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"Any takers?? I Do
You realise you just legally married him? We're all witnesses too. Congrats! Hope you get on.
PS he has a worrying goat fetish. Just a heads up."
In his defense that’s all hear say theres absolute no evidence that Meldred sorry that’s the goats name
was ever interfered with inappropriately !
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