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What's got Santa's hat so perky and perpendicular?
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"Smuggling snacks in there " Carrots? | |||
"I don't know!" Yours is standing up. | |||
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"Upside down boxers " That's what I use for a facemask. | |||
"He's a dickhead. " No presents for you! | |||
"Upside down boxers That's what I use for a facemask."  xx how are you xx where have you been x | |||
"Upside down boxers That's what I use for a facemask. xx how are you xx where have you been x"I'm okay. I've been in Lapland. I thought it was a strip club, you can imagine my disappointment. Anyway while I was there I thought I may as well make myself useful and help Santa. He's very busy at the moment. Bollocks, I should have asked him about his hat. x | |||
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"Washed his hair with liquid viagra because he ran out of caffeine shampoo?" I've always wondered what the benefit of caffeine shampoo is. I hope Santa didn't pick up the wrong bottle and wash his hair with WKD. | |||
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" "Jimothyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Xx | |||
"Where else would you store your toblerone?" The only correct way to store a Toblerone is in yer gob | |||
"Stuffing "Dirty girl! | |||
"Where else would you store your toblerone?" Up my bum. | |||
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Jimothyyyyyyyyy!!!!! Xx
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"He's a dickhead. No presents for you!" Dammit. | |||
"Where else would you store your toblerone? Up my bum." That's why you're getting a chocolate orange this year you naughty boy  | |||
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"Where else would you store your toblerone? Up my bum. That's why you're getting a chocolate orange this year you naughty boy " | |||
"He's been watching my videos "Bad Santa! | |||
"Santa doesn’t exist and Snape killed Dumbledore" | |||
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"I don't know! Yours is standing up." Bubblewrap! | |||
"Upside down boxers That's what I use for a facemask. xx how are you xx where have you been x
I'm okay. I've been in Lapland. I thought it was a strip club, you can imagine my disappointment. Anyway while I was there I thought I may as well make myself useful and help Santa. He's very busy at the moment. Bollocks, I should have asked him about his hat. x" | |||
"I don't know! Yours is standing up. Bubblewrap! "Bubble wrap to you too. | |||
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"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner " Would you like to see Santa's boner? | |||
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"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner Would you like to see Santa's boner?" I want to ride his boner | |||
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"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner Would you like to see Santa's boner? I want to ride his boner " That really is merry. | |||
"He’s had a stroke. " Dirty Santa! | |||
"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner Would you like to see Santa's boner? I want to ride his boner That really is merry." I'm a ho ho ho. | |||
"He's a dickhead who is hiding his boner Would you like to see Santa's boner? I want to ride his boner That really is merry. I'm a ho ho ho."  | |||
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"Magneto's a ho-ho-ho too." l All aboard the ho train. | |||
hat is somewhat more droopy  | |||
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"Jim, your hat is somewhat more droopy "You didn't have to point it out to everyone. | |||
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