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Really bad poetry because I’m bored
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Twinkle Twinkle little starssssss
Want you let me take you up the arsssss
Your turn…. |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s have a fuck in the nearest public loo |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Hold me
Mold me
Pole me
? |
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Hickory Dickory Dock
I’ve got an enormous cock
It’s big & it’s grand
It conducts a band
There’s no punchline
I’m just bragging. |
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over a year ago
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"Twinkle Twinkle little starssssss
Want you let me take you up the arsssss
Your turn…."
‘Won’t you let me fuck your arsssss’ works better, too many syllables in yours. |
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"Hold me
Mold me
Pole me
?"
Yep that’s good because it’s so bad  |
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"Twinkle Twinkle little starssssss
Want you let me take you up the arsssss
Your turn….
‘Won’t you let me fuck your arsssss’ works better, too many syllables in yours. "
Well spotted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some roses aren’t red.
Violets aren’t blue, they’re violet.
I’m pretty bad at rhyming stuff.
So, can I just get my leg over? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My name is Spider Gwen
It's not about who, what or when..
It's about taking control of me and showing me who's boss.
Please shave your pubes I don't want it used as dental floss. |
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"My name is Spider Gwen
It's not about who, what or when..
It's about taking control of me and showing me who's boss.
Please shave your pubes I don't want it used as dental floss."
Wow that’s like a modern day perverted Shakesphere  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Eye spy with my little eye
Some thing beginning without
You
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My name is Spider Gwen
It's not about who, what or when..
It's about taking control of me and showing me who's boss.
Please shave your pubes I don't want it used as dental floss.
Wow that’s like a modern day perverted Shakesphere "
I thank ya. |
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Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour"
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"My name is Spider Gwen
It's not about who, what or when..
It's about taking control of me and showing me who's boss.
Please shave your pubes I don't want it used as dental floss.
Wow that’s like a modern day perverted Shakesphere
I thank ya. "
I’m going to enter you (for a competition) |
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"My name is Spider Gwen
It's not about who, what or when..
It's about taking control of me and showing me who's boss.
Please shave your pubes I don't want it used as dental floss.
Wow that’s like a modern day perverted Shakesphere
I thank ya. "
I’m going to enter you (for a competition) |
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Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream |
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Hickory dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
So I threw my shoe at it
Hands up who thought cock was coming next. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream"
You use these
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want a big dick in my mouth
And my ass too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red
Violets are yellow
Cum in my mouth
I promise I’ll swallow |
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There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air |
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"There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air"
Yellow card !
No posting good poetry. Even if its your thread. Let's keep it bad here thank-you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a name called Barry
He had a wank on his Larry..loner
Every time he was near a woman who smelt of cabbage he had a massive boner.
Bought 50 shades of grey from CEX
So he could pretend he was having sex |
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"There once was a name called Barry
He had a wank on his Larry..loner
Every time he was near a woman who smelt of cabbage he had a massive boner.
Bought 50 shades of grey from CEX
So he could pretend he was having sex"
Are you sober out of interest? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour"
Romance is indeed well and truly dead |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reading the forums one night
They lifted my mood to light
I replied to a few
But everyone knew
All I had written was shite |
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"Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Open ur legs and give me an hour
Romance is indeed well and truly dead "
Oh did it not work on you? No butterflies?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a name called Barry
He had a wank on his Larry..loner
Every time he was near a woman who smelt of cabbage he had a massive boner.
Bought 50 shades of grey from CEX
So he could pretend he was having sex
Are you sober out of interest? "
Yes I am, I'm just nuts. |
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Out of interest….
Do Butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they fall in love?  |
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"There once was a name called Barry
He had a wank on his Larry..loner
Every time he was near a woman who smelt of cabbage he had a massive boner.
Bought 50 shades of grey from CEX
So he could pretend he was having sex
Are you sober out of interest?
Yes I am, I'm just nuts. "
I adore nutty weirdos |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Out of interest….
Do Butterflies feel humans in their stomach when they fall in love? "
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go "
Yes x |
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There was a young girl from south ealing
Who had a very strange feeling
It said on the door dont piss on the floor
So she bent over and shat on the ceiling
Name the film |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young girl from south ealing
Who had a very strange feeling
It said on the door dont piss on the floor
So she bent over and shat on the ceiling
Name the film "
Bridget Jones diary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go "
It’s only a poem if it rhymes…. Fact |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met a handsome sailor,
With Jolly Roger flag,
He winked at me seductively,
And offered me a… ride in his boat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go
Yes x"
Anytime you like x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a website called Fab
Where sexy meets were to be had
But along came “19”, and Scared all the scene
So now we’re all wanking instead, |
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"There was a young girl from south ealing
Who had a very strange feeling
It said on the door dont piss on the floor
So she bent over and shat on the ceiling
Name the film "
Mary Poppins |
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"There once was a website called Fab
Where sexy meets were to be had
But along came “19”, and Scared all the scene
So now we’re all wanking instead,"
Very good indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go
It’s only a poem if it rhymes…. Fact "
Title off the thread is poetry the fact it dosent rhyme makes it bad poetry
But the words still stand and work |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go
Yes x
Anytime you like x "
Xxx |
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"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go
It’s only a poem if it rhymes…. Fact
Title off the thread is poetry the fact it dosent rhyme makes it bad poetry
But the words still stand and work "
Bad poetry is what’s being delivered that’s for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My profile’s not top pics
My inbox’s full of dicks
But I’ll get a ban, If I name who can
Squirt 3 times on my cheeks!
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We come from Barry
My name isn't Gary
My name is Andrew
Can't rhyme that
Oh what a twat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All we do is wank, finger and shag
Let's have a look a radio times mag
There's fuck all on T.V
And that don't surprise me
Then pissed all over the bed |
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"There was a young girl from south ealing
Who had a very strange feeling
It said on the door dont piss on the floor
So she bent over and shat on the ceiling
Name the film
Bridget Jones diary."
Lmao |
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There was a young lady so fussy
She wanted to taste her own pussy
So she took out a spoon
From her handbag at noon
But sadly she wasn’t yet soggy!
Hope that’s bad enough! |
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"All we do is wank, finger and shag
Let's have a look a radio times mag
There's fuck all on T.V
And that don't surprise me
Then pissed all over the bed"
You win the prize…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can we take a stroll underneath the moon light
I want to see your eyes twinkle like the moonlight
As I gaze in to them and tell you. Your very beautiful
can I hug you forever and never let you go
It’s only a poem if it rhymes…. Fact
Title off the thread is poetry the fact it dosent rhyme makes it bad poetry
But the words still stand and work
Bad poetry is what’s being delivered that’s for sure "
I think mines is awesome despite it not rhymeimg at all |
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"My profile’s not top pics
My inbox’s full of dicks
But I’ll get a ban, If I name who can
Squirt 3 times on my cheeks!
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Are you an English teacher? |
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"There was a young lady so fussy
She wanted to taste her own pussy
So she took out a spoon
From her handbag at noon
But sadly she wasn’t yet soggy!
Hope that’s bad enough!"
I’m glad I’m ready this tonight and not in the morning whilst I’m eating my porridge |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My profile’s not top pics
My inbox’s full of dicks
But I’ll get a ban, If I name who can
Squirt 3 times on my cheeks!
Are you an English teacher?"
No, why would you think that? |
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"My profile’s not top pics
My inbox’s full of dicks
But I’ll get a ban, If I name who can
Squirt 3 times on my cheeks!
Are you an English teacher?
No, why would you think that? "
It just sounded professional |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eye spy with my little eye
Some thing beginning without
You
?"
Yasmeen* is not a poet
And don’t we fukin know it
But she’s a bute, Loves a cock, so cute
I’m sure she’d love to blow it!
(*Appologies for the poetic license if any facts are inaccurate ) |
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One night browsing cold & weary
Viewing porn that’s rather dreary
Could it be that it’s hard to see clearly
That 70’s porn hair costs us dearly.
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Best thread since the millennium |
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2 pints of cider and anyone could ride her  |
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By *ob08Man
over a year ago
Macclesfield |
There was a young lady from Madras
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you probably think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass |
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Up the arse went my little pony, whilst perving on fab eating vegan macaroni |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a cuckold named Ben*
Who’s wife was a slut, call her Jen,
She had knobbly knees and tits you could squeeze
He got off when she fucked other men!
(Again artistic license this is not necessarily autobiographical) |
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‘‘Twas once upon a summer breeze
Her fanny smelt like Stilton cheese
At first her name I thought was Brie
It was revealed instead to be Dairy Leigh.
And on that note, I’m going to go have a long hard think about what the hell I just wrote |
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"There once was a cuckold named Ben*
Who’s wife was a slut, call her Jen,
She had knobbly knees and tits you could squeeze
He got off when she fucked other men!
(Again artistic license this is not necessarily autobiographical) "
Top 4  |
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"‘‘Twas once upon a summer breeze
Her fanny smelt like Stilton cheese
At first her name I thought was Brie
It was revealed instead to be Dairy Leigh.
And on that note, I’m going to go have a long hard think about what the hell I just wrote "
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"‘‘Twas once upon a summer breeze
Her fanny smelt like Stilton cheese
At first her name I thought was Brie
It was revealed instead to be Dairy Leigh.
And on that note, I’m going to go have a long hard think about what the hell I just wrote
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Nailed it. |
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There was a young lady from Crewe
Who, needing a fuck felt quite blue
So she found a big cock
and fucked it amok
Till sunrise when it got up and crew!
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
There was a beautiful women from Venus,
Who made you expect a rhyme around penis.
Anal.
Immediately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some of these have made me laugh.
I stink of shit I'm having a bath
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lass on the dole,
Far more than just tits and a hole.
Though she was quite chavy,
Her mind was quite savvy,
So learnt to drink jizz from a bowl.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There was a young lass on the dole,
Far more than just tits and a hole.
Though she was quite chavy,
Her mind was quite savvy,
So learnt to drink jizz from a bowl.
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up the arse went my little pony, whilst perving on fab eating vegan macaroni "
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The grand old Duke of York he had 10,000 men.
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
and the all fucked my girl friend Gwen.  |
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There was a young man from Bangor
He really was quite a wanker
Until one day , when he got caught
At the window of his neighbour Bianca
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope you won’t cringe
If I should impinge
At the fringe of your ginger minge.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
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"Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
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Oh blimey what on earth made me start this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
Oh blimey what on earth made me start this thread "
I'm glad you did.. I didn't realise I was so talented |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
Oh blimey what on earth made me start this thread "
Boredom? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a man called Ben
He lived somewhere near Dover
He waited for all the men off the boats
And looked at all there arses
So he could lure them into dirty dances |
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"Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
Oh blimey what on earth made me start this thread
Boredom? "
Pre-Xmas boredom yes lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was someone called Annie
She wasn't quite sure if she had a fanny
She looked. She slipped. It made her trip
And couldnt quite believe she fell onto Danny |
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"Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
Oh blimey what on earth made me start this thread
I'm glad you did.. I didn't realise I was so talented "
Pure talent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jingle bells
Ya fanny smells
Go give it a wash
When its clean
I'll slip it innn
Then give it a good nosh
Oh blimey what on earth made me start this thread
I'm glad you did.. I didn't realise I was so talented
Pure talent"
It doesn't stop there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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*A WINTERS POEM*
fuck me it's cold !
THE END |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a guy from Fab
Armed with 6 Stella and a kebab
Dick pics galore
No reply? 'You're a whore!'
Til his mum shouted 'go to bed Rab!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a lady who was horny.
The end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a lad who was single
With a lady he wanted to mingle
He made up his mind
And invented her kind
Then sought another for a sexy triangle.
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I think we have written a new Carry on film
Carry On Fabsters maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to go out with a girl,
Every night I made her beg,
But I couldn't shag her standing up,
As she only had one leg... |
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Mary had a little lamb
Everywhere she took it
All the boys paid 20p
To take it to the woods
For a walk… |
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One of my biggest regrets in life is starting this thread lol |
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"One of my biggest regrets in life is starting this thread lol"
This doesn’t rhyme at all !! #winner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This is the site called Fab,
Where it's not so good to have flab,
Most of the women, prefer men who are slimmin'
But you can score with the gift of the gab. |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s have a fuck in the nearest public loo"
It’s good…. But you know ‘real’ poetry doesn’t have to rhyme ?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to put my throbbing cock
In your sticky little love tunnel
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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none of these are as bad as Vogon poetry thankfully |
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Here I sit and hesitate
Should I shit or masturbate?
Mr Hayes. |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s have a fuck in the nearest public loo
It’s good…. But you know ‘real’ poetry doesn’t have to rhyme ?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to put my throbbing cock
In your sticky little love tunnel
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I’ll pass mate, I’m straight but let’s get back to the poetry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She loved Italian football so much,
I took her to see AC Milan and AS Roma,
But now I wouldn't give the cheating cow my last Rolo
If she was in a diabetic coma |
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Mary used to have a little lamb earlier in the thread…
Turns out it was a slut
So she sold it
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mary used to have a little lamb earlier in the thread…
Turns out it was a slut
So she sold it
"
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One Christmas I once told Kelly Brook that she had a couple of crackers.
She said thank's a lot, dropped to her knees and grabbed me by the knackers. |
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"One Christmas I once told Kelly Brook that she had a couple of crackers.
She said thank's a lot, dropped to her knees and grabbed me by the knackers."
That’s good! Imagine if Kelly Brook was on Fab |
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"One Christmas I once told Kelly Brook that she had a couple of crackers.
She said thank's a lot, dropped to her knees and grabbed me by the knackers.
That’s good! Imagine if Kelly Brook was on Fab "
If she was on Fab you’d need a weighbridge for my balls and they’d probably be visible from space - I quite like her xx sexy and funny xx |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s have a fuck in the nearest public loo
It’s good…. But you know ‘real’ poetry doesn’t have to rhyme ?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to put my throbbing cock
In your sticky little love tunnel
I’ll pass mate, I’m straight but let’s get back to the poetry "
Hey now, sorry but it wasn’t for you, it was for my secret (female) crush
If you related to the words though , that’s good , that’s good poetry at work, but maybe get a wet wipe ? |
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"Roses are red
Violets are blue
Let’s have a fuck in the nearest public loo
It’s good…. But you know ‘real’ poetry doesn’t have to rhyme ?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I want to put my throbbing cock
In your sticky little love tunnel
I’ll pass mate, I’m straight but let’s get back to the poetry
Hey now, sorry but it wasn’t for you, it was for my secret (female) crush
If you related to the words though , that’s good , that’s good poetry at work, but maybe get a wet wipe ? "
Hahahahaha |
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"One Christmas I once told Kelly Brook that she had a couple of crackers.
She said thank's a lot, dropped to her knees and grabbed me by the knackers.
That’s good! Imagine if Kelly Brook was on Fab
If she was on Fab you’d need a weighbridge for my balls and they’d probably be visible from space - I quite like her xx sexy and funny xx"
She is indeed, with a huge…..personality |
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Roses are red
So is a strawberry |
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I do like to wank
When I visit my bank
As a hot teller once drank
All the spunk in my tank
Then asked for a spank
So I played a great prank
I told her boss she thought he was a plank
And he spanked her so much she farted quite rank
I laughed so much she called me a crank,
I have RBS Sophie for these memories to thank! |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Rose's are red
violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the fucking van |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Rose's are red
violets are blue
I have a knife
Get in the fucking van "
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There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling |
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"There was a young lady from Ealing
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
And opened her crack
And pissed all over the ceiling "
Isn’t it annoying when this happpens |
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"One Christmas I once told Kelly Brook that she had a couple of crackers.
She said thank's a lot, dropped to her knees and grabbed me by the knackers.
That’s good! Imagine if Kelly Brook was on Fab "
I'd need a lot of kleenex if she was. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red
So is a strawberry "
Deep  |
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"One Christmas I once told Kelly Brook that she had a couple of crackers.
She said thank's a lot, dropped to her knees and grabbed me by the knackers.
That’s good! Imagine if Kelly Brook was on Fab
I'd need a lot of kleenex if she was."
Too much info lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some undies are red
Some boxers are blue
My pants are down when I'm with you. |
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Nemephis nemephis, show me your bum
Nemephis nemephis, don't tell your mum |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Roses are red
So is a strawberry
Deep "
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Fee Fi Fo Fum
I smell the cum of an English Mum
(English Nun also available as a valid variant!)
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Which is just like us cos
Your lips are red
And my cock is feeling very blue
I think they need to meet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Little boy blue
come blow your horn,
the swingers in the meadow,
the fab dogs in the corn with a horn.
Where is dog who looks after the pussy cats,
Under the haystack wanking his horn,
Will you wank him, oh no not I for if I do he's sure try
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I closed my eyes for a moment
When we were fucking-
God, I forgot to buy milk. |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"I closed my eyes for a moment
When we were fucking-
God, I forgot to buy milk."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your eyes are brown like the tree trunks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill to fetch a pale of squirt,
Jack fell down and broke his horn and Cat came tumbling after.
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As I was a ridin'
past Niagara Falls
I had one hand on my pistol
and one hand on my balls. |
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As I was ridin'
Past Colditz
I had one finger in my fanny
And a hand my tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shove that big cock into my little hole,
fuck me hard so my bitch tits roll.
Flip me over, fuck me doggy style,
I like it this way,
make it last a while.
Mmm, I like it just like that,
you're so fuckin nasty, that's a fact.
I want you to fuck me so hard that I scream,
fuck me faster,
make me cream. |
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Bond Jimmy Bond
Fell into the pond
The ducks were going quackers
Pecking at his nackers |
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"Bond Jimmy Bond
Fell into the pond
The ducks were going quackers
Pecking at his nackers"
Ouch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve have Alzheimer’s,
Cheese on toast.
Before anyone kicks off, I have a long history of Alzheimer’s and dementia in my family so I don’t need a lecture. Thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve have Alzheimer’s,
Cheese on toast.
Before anyone kicks off, I have a long history of Alzheimer’s and dementia in my family so I don’t need a lecture. Thanks."
This actually made me laugh.  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose roses were violet
Third line of Haiku |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve have Alzheimer’s,
Cheese on toast.
Before anyone kicks off, I have a long history of Alzheimer’s and dementia in my family so I don’t need a lecture. Thanks.
This actually made me laugh. "
You don’t laugh.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve have Alzheimer’s,
Cheese on toast.
Before anyone kicks off, I have a long history of Alzheimer’s and dementia in my family so I don’t need a lecture. Thanks.
This actually made me laugh.
You don’t laugh.
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Sssshhhh don't tell anyone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’ve have Alzheimer’s,
Cheese on toast.
Before anyone kicks off, I have a long history of Alzheimer’s and dementia in my family so I don’t need a lecture. Thanks.
This actually made me laugh.
You don’t laugh.
Sssshhhh don't tell anyone. "
Your secret is safe with me… and the 40,110 othe fab users online right now. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But ’twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie –
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God! |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
Rose's are red
Violets are twisted
I have a knife
Get in the van |
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"Twinkle Twinkle little starssssss
Want you let me take you up the arsssss
Your turn…."
Up above and round the place
Now plant your arseole on my face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Twinkle twinkle little star ,
How I wonder what sex you are ,
Up above the perves so high
like the curves in the pie . |
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
carrbrook stalybridge |
mary had a little skirt
Split right up the sides,
Every time that Mary ran,
The boys could see her thighs.
Margaret had another skirt,
Split right up the front,
She didn't wear that one very often. |
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Mary had a little lamb
who's fleese was all white and curly,
she loved DVP with Tom and Sam
But they always came to early.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a guy called Jimmy on fab
Who’s poems were really bad
He made one about stars
Doing bad things to your arse
The fab straight guys will be so glad |
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im no good at poetry
And my flowers died |
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Toilet seat, sweet toilet seat
It's the one thing every day
we must all meet. |
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Haha my thread is still going lol |
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Knees are weak, your back it spasms...
As you reach the peak of your first...
I can't think of a word... help!
Gun. |
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Mary had a little lamb
Everywhere she took it
All the men paid 50p
To take it in the woods
And …. Stuck now!!  |
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Who knew a thread I started so long ago was still going haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you're a happy filthy poet and
you know it clap your hands,
If you're a happy filthy poet
and you know clap your hands,
If your a happy filthy poet
and you really want to show it get your cock, pussy, tits and ass out
If you're a happy filthy poet clapp you hands
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're a happy filthy poet and
you know it clap your hands,
If you're a happy filthy poet
and you know clap your hands,
If your a happy filthy poet
and you really want to show it get your cock, pussy, tits and ass out
If you're a happy filthy poet clapp you hands
"
Do you have anything published!?? |
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"If you're a happy filthy poet and
you know it clap your hands,
If you're a happy filthy poet
and you know clap your hands,
If your a happy filthy poet
and you really want to show it get your cock, pussy, tits and ass out
If you're a happy filthy poet clapp you hands
"
Amazing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There once was a fella named Jimmy
Who had a very small Willy
He could still make ladies cum
As he popped out his golden gun
x |
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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago
Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe |
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Her knickers all tattered and torn
It wasn't a spider
That sat down beside her
It was Little Boy Blue with the horn |
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"There once was a fella named Jimmy
Who had a very small Willy
He could still make ladies cum
As he popped out his golden gun
x"
Thanks….I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a fella named Jimmy
Who had a very small Willy
He could still make ladies cum
As he popped out his golden gun
x
Thanks….I think "
Haha tongue in cheek x |
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By *ingo00Man
over a year ago
Cowley |
There once was a man called dave
He dug up a pro*titutes grave
She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit
But look at the money he saved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you're a happy filthy poet and
you know it clap your hands,
If you're a happy filthy poet
and you know clap your hands,
If your a happy filthy poet
and you really want to show it get your cock, pussy, tits and ass out
If you're a happy filthy poet clapp you hands
Do you have anything published!?? "
No lol, I am only having a bit of fun with it because only just recently I've taken more of an interest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The boy stood on the burning deck, eating a hot bag of scallops.
Two slipped down his trouser legs, and burnt off both his ... kneecaps.
C. |
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There was an old man named McLean,
Who invented the shagging machine,
On the 99th stroke,
The fuckin' thing broke,
And whipped up his bollocks to cream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There once was a man called dave
He dug up a pro*titutes grave
She was mouldy as shit and missing a tit
But look at the money he saved! "
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