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over a year ago
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100% the Kinsey Hers. It is my favourite purchase ever (except my house). I got 2 from Wish, the second was just incase my original ever broke and I couldn't get one!!!!! |
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Step 1: buy an organic cucumber
Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist
Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber
Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber
Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave
Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside
Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole
Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber
Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist
Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber
Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber
Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave
Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside
Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole
Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E"
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By *VDPMan
over a year ago
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"100% the Kinsey Hers. It is my favourite purchase ever (except my house). I got 2 from Wish, the second was just incase my original ever broke and I couldn't get one!!!!!"
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"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber
Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist
Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber
Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber
Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave
Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside
Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole
Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E"
I’m certainly not in any way bragging but there’s no way my cock would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber |
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"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber
Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist
Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber
Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber
Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave
Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside
Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole
Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E
I’m certainly not in any way bragging but there’s no way my cock would fit inside a hollowed out cucumber "
You could cut a slit down the length of the cucumber so that you could open it up to be able to fit your big cock inside and then grip around it with your hand to create a snug fit. The cucumber wouldn’t be wrapped around the full girth of your cock but I’m sure it would still feel good. |
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"Take a banana, remove carefully the fruit and eat it leaving the skin, wrap it round ya cock and it’s amazing"
None of these makes up for the warmth and wetness of a woman’s mouth or pussy and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t count toward one of you 5-a-day |
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"Take a banana, remove carefully the fruit and eat it leaving the skin, wrap it round ya cock and it’s amazing
None of these makes up for the warmth and wetness of a woman’s mouth or pussy and I’m pretty sure it doesn’t count toward one of you 5-a-day "
I always my 5-a-day, my dick starts to get a bit saw and my balls are pretty much empty by the fifth though. |
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over a year ago
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As a sub I’ve been banned from wanking for weeks on end in the past when I’ve been owned so I’m just grateful whenever I am able to wank and have never felt the need to move on to using toys, my hand does a good job. |
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many of the Tenga products are very good, I'd say first try out the Tenga egg first they are cheap and each egg has a different texture to try out. Then you can move up to there other products like the Air tech or 3D Zen. |
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By *akie32Man
over a year ago
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"Step 1: buy an organic cucumber
Step 2: put on a relaxing music playlist
Step 3: grab a sharp knife and cut the tip off the cucumber
Step 4: gently carve out the middle of the cucumber
Step 5: warm the cucumber on a low heat for 45 seconds in the microwave
Step 6: grab the cucumber and put your dick inside
Step 7: close your eyes and imagine it is your crushes vagina hole
Optional: use hot sauce for a trip to A&E"
just tried the hot sauce thing when having fun with my gf, we arent talking now, please dont start couples counseling |
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"Lovsense Max…Can be used solo or can be controlled by a downloadable app and Bluetooth.
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Apparently they can't deliver Max to the UK, but you can buy Max 2 instead which is twice the price. What a rip off 
Is it worth it?
K |
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"Lovsense Max…Can be used solo or can be controlled by a downloadable app and Bluetooth.
Apparently they can't deliver Max to the UK, but you can buy Max 2 instead which is twice the price. What a rip off
Is it worth it?
K"
Max and Nora will react to each other which is a lot of fun.
Max 2 and Nora can be purchased together which make it a little cheaper but still pricey.
Is it worth it…yes & no.  |
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The Tenga egg things are (theoretically) single use, which makes for an expensive wank.
I tried a few things, the lovehoney Ignite was favourite. Rechargeable, lots of options, enough buzz to be able to feel it, fun to use.
Faffy little bullets in cockrings etc just annoyed me, and the tiny cell batteries only last a few minutes. |
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