Just heard that Lewis Hamilton has announced his retirement from F1! Apparently he's going to start a new career in pop music, but this hasn't started too well as he applied to join Musical Youth but they declined his application because he couldn't pass the dutchie on the left hand side
The version I'd heard was that the Maclaren team will be merging with Etihad Airliners. They already have something in common. Both of them make whining noises as they fly out of Abu Dhabi.
