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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aww, my Hermes guy is so unbelievably lovely.
I forgave him even when he left my Ralph Lauren jumper on the doorstep. I nearly died when I saw the photo at work!  |
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"Oh, bless you. Hope you meet somebody wonderful. You look great, and very young yet, so there is every chance! Good luck."
Haha, that's what they use to say to me 20 years ago.
Im now 45 and still no lady in my life  .
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"This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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nearly made me laugh, not quite though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies "
I can send you food and cake |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies
I can send you food and cake "
No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years  |
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"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol
Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf 
I second that, anything but Hermes "
Meanwhile, Yodel will deliver her somewhere on the other side of town. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There seems to be so many people searching for someone special to have in their lives. I sincerely hope you find someone OP, and to anyone else who is searching. |
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I'm lead to believe that there are many businesses that offer this service based in Eastern Europe and Thailand, not sure about their shipping times, especially this time of year. Hope that helps. |
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"Don’t do this at any cost!!! I ordered a beautiful Russian mail order wife - I wasn’t in when they cane and now she’s married to my neighbour instead!!  "
Its when you only get part 1 of 2 it gets really annoying. Walking around neighbours and you KNOW one of them has got it. Then trying to get the matching part on flea bay. Nightmare! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What courier service would you like me to use? Lol
Don't use Hermes, they will probably auction his gf
Or throw her over the neighbours back gate."
no no no she's to good for that we only chuck the shite stuff over the hedge the good stuff we take home hehe and don't believe them when then say package will be wrapped discreetly we no what's in everything enjoy Christmas ladies |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies
I can send you food and cake
No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years "
you have a fantastic phsyic  |
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies
I can send you food and cake
No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years
you have a fantastic phsyic "
I agree, too fit! 
though does this mean no snacks at the movies?  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies
I can send you food and cake
No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years
you have a fantastic phsyic
I agree, too fit!
though does this mean no snacks at the movies? "
thinks its just you snacking  |
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""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
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I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies
I can send you food and cake
No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years
you have a fantastic phsyic
I agree, too fit!
though does this mean no snacks at the movies?
thinks its just you snacking "
Actually I'm okay with this |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
""This Christmas, many guys are single, no feeling of a warm minge by the fire.
But you can help change that, by pledging £2 a month, you can help a single guy buy a fleshlight & let him experience a fanny without pain.
Please give generously this christmas"
.
I already have one of those but it doesn't cook or take me to movies
I can send you food and cake
No cake, my belly hasn't earned it for the past 2 years
you have a fantastic phsyic
I agree, too fit!
though does this mean no snacks at the movies?
thinks its just you snacking
Actually I'm okay with this "
I can think of something I'd nibble on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How do you not have a girlfriend?
You're funny and very handsome!
I know you'll find the perfect woman eventually. There's nothing wrong with you except the fact your dick is too big. |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"How do you not have a girlfriend?
You're funny and very handsome!
I know you'll find the perfect woman eventually. There's nothing wrong with you except the fact your dick is too big."
He's very shy, I scared him selling raffle tickets. I don't normally scare ppl BTW.
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