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By *ustaman OP   Man  over a year ago

weymouth

I've just been clouted by a bit of pipe, split lip and bloody nose - looks like I've had a bar fight

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Oh no are you OK? No concussion I hope

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By *otMe66Man  over a year ago

Terra Firma


"I've just been clouted by a bit of pipe, split lip and bloody nose - looks like I've had a bar fight "

Who was holding the pipe?

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By *egoMan  over a year ago

Preston

Pics or it didn’t happen

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By *ustaman OP   Man  over a year ago

weymouth


"I've just been clouted by a bit of pipe, split lip and bloody nose - looks like I've had a bar fight

Who was holding the pipe? "

Me working solo fighting against the natural spring of it and the end slipped out of the fitting and belted me across the face. I should know better. No concussion just blood

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just been clouted by a bit of pipe, split lip and bloody nose - looks like I've had a bar fight

Who was holding the pipe?

Me working solo fighting against the natural spring of it and the end slipped out of the fitting and belted me across the face. I should know better. No concussion just blood "

Ouch that sounds pretty bad

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By *otMe66Man  over a year ago

Terra Firma


"I've just been clouted by a bit of pipe, split lip and bloody nose - looks like I've had a bar fight

Who was holding the pipe?

Me working solo fighting against the natural spring of it and the end slipped out of the fitting and belted me across the face. I should know better. No concussion just blood "

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A guy walks in to a bar……

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just in time for Christmas! Hope it isn't too bad and you're feeling better soon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tell everyone you got it rescuing a deer from a stream. Instant hero.

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By *ustaman OP   Man  over a year ago

weymouth


"Tell everyone you got it rescuing a deer from a stream. Instant hero. "

Or it was a bar fight rescuing a damsel being picked on by a d*unk

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Was it professor plumb in the library with the lead pipe?

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By *VDPMan  over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

If this ever happens to me I'll remember that I need to post this on fab forums the first thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If this ever happens to me I'll remember that I need to post this on fab forums the first thing "

Make sure you do.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ouch!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Want it kissing better?

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By *inger_SnapWoman  over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Do you need a plaster?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pipe down

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle

You need a nurse! Hehe on a serious note bless you hope you are okay? x

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London

I hope there was lots of articulate profanity OP, I let rip when an individual portion of lasagne leapt of the shelf I was stocking at 4am and left cheese sauce all over me so I'm hoping you let that pipe know what you thought of its disgraceful behaviour.

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By *ustaman OP   Man  over a year ago

weymouth


"Want it kissing better? "

That would be appreciated

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS  over a year ago

Carlisle


"Pipe down "
Stop it that made me chuckle

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By *ustaman OP   Man  over a year ago

weymouth


"I hope there was lots of articulate profanity OP, I let rip when an individual portion of lasagne leapt of the shelf I was stocking at 4am and left cheese sauce all over me so I'm hoping you let that pipe know what you thought of its disgraceful behaviour.

"

Indeed lots of profanity issued. Now covered in dried mud and blood, bit like a scene from a zombie mud wrestling porno movie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I opened this thread expecting a John Cooper Clarke poem!

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By *opsy RogersWoman  over a year ago

London


"I hope there was lots of articulate profanity OP, I let rip when an individual portion of lasagne leapt of the shelf I was stocking at 4am and left cheese sauce all over me so I'm hoping you let that pipe know what you thought of its disgraceful behaviour.

Indeed lots of profanity issued. Now covered in dried mud and blood, bit like a scene from a zombie mud wrestling porno movie"

Picking heaven.

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