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By *lut and sir OP Couple over a year ago

Northampton

Ok let all have a giggle again.

Shit jokes.

Cracker jokes.

Jokes that make you moan and groan better than a good cock lol

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By *lut and sir OP Couple over a year ago

Northampton

Whats the difference between snow men and snow women.

Snow balls

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

What's the cheapest way to get to Bethlehem?

Lidl donkey.

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By *lut and sir OP Couple over a year ago

Northampton

"What's the cheapest way to get to Bethlehem?

Lidl donkey."

Hahahah

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By *lut and sir OP Couple over a year ago

Northampton

What do you call a penguin that smiles all the time.

A pengrin

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Kelly Brook...there is a woman with a couple of crackers!

I had a fight last night and got kicked in the crackers!

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By *ax1971Man over a year ago

St helens

What did the fish say when it swam into a Wall..

Dam..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Man walks into a bar.......ouch!

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By *lut and sir OP Couple over a year ago

Northampton

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats brown and sticky and sits on a piano stall

Beethoveons last movement

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By *atureforminxMan over a year ago

here and there

What would you use to cut the ocean in half?

A sea saw

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

How do you cool yourself down at a football match?

Stand next to a fan.

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By *lut and sir OP Couple over a year ago

Northampton

How do you get down from an elephant?

You dont. You get it from a duck

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

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Who do Santa’s helpers call when they’re ill?

The NES ... National Elf Service!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you make gold soup?

Put 7 carrots in it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A man spent all night staring at the sky trying to figure out where the sun had gone....

Finally it dawned on him.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

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Why did Santa get a parking ticket?

He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone!

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

Why did Rudolph and blitzen not sell on eBay?

Because they were two deer!

(Sorry if you saw this on another joke thread earlier,I only opened one cracker)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Two Snowmen, one says to the other: “Can you smell carrot?”

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By *oumlacaMan over a year ago

waterford

Why does Santa have no children?

He only comes once a year!

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