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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"The Chief of the Feds ..
The head of the police...
The chief policeman"
According to Wikipedia there are 45 territorial police forces and 3 special police forces of the United Kingdom.
Is this being done by all of them?
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"Is the top cop Cressida Dick ?
She’s head of the met but not all forces I believe "
Yes, she's the Commissioner of the Met. She has no authority over any other UK police agency.
There is a single Scottish police force, one in Northern Island, four in Wales and thirty nine in England, one of which is the Met. There are another three with specialist roles across the UK.
It's not a new or unusual thing for police services to send out Christmas Cards to persistent offenders.
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"The Chief of the Feds ..
The head of the police...
The chief policeman"
There are no Feds in the UK.
There is no single head of police as there is no single UK police agency.
There is no chief policeman and several heads of police services aren't men anyway.
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Yeah, the idea is that it isn't just victims of crime that are scared. If the villain is trying to go straight, this is a gentle reminder to keep on the right track.
If they aren't trying to go straight, it's a reminder that they are n the radar.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat"
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well who sent the bloomin cards then
Did you receive one too Tom? "
Probably a good idea to remind the low life that if they offend again they will go to prison.. but unlikely to be true lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this harrasment by the Feds "
Feds is an American term Tom, they don't exist in the UK. Why does it matter who sent them? If it works, great, if it doesn't them maybe some people will be inside in the new year. As long as you're not on that list, don't worry about it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this harrasment by the Feds
Feds is an American term Tom, they don't exist in the UK. Why does it matter who sent them? If it works, great, if it doesn't them maybe some people will be inside in the new year. As long as you're not on that list, don't worry about it "
Everyone knows that the UK is a constitutional monarchy And not a federal state. However it is also well known that “feds” is street slang in London, i’ve seen it on a documentary involving the retail sector in Sutton. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods "
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is this harrasment by the Feds
Feds is an American term Tom, they don't exist in the UK. Why does it matter who sent them? If it works, great, if it doesn't them maybe some people will be inside in the new year. As long as you're not on that list, don't worry about it
Everyone knows that the UK is a constitutional monarchy And not a federal state. However it is also well known that “feds” is street slang in London, i’ve seen it on a documentary involving the retail sector in Sutton. "
Ah okay, I didn't know that. I've never heard police in this country referred to as Feds. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards! "
The Chief of Police on Chesire
.. is he a Bully ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards!
The Chief of Police on Chesire
.. is he a Bully ?"
If these are seasoned crims who’ve done a bit of time then I’m sure they can take it. I’d bot worry about too much. Besides this old news, other forces did similar a few years ago too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards! "
Why are they filthy bastards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards!
Why are they filthy bastards?"
It is a comedic expression. Lighten up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards!
Why are they filthy bastards?
It is a comedic expression. Lighten up. "
Don't assume I need to 'lighten up' I was asking a question. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards!
Why are they filthy bastards?
It is a comedic expression. Lighten up.
Don't assume I need to 'lighten up' I was asking a question."
My sincere apologies. I did not assume, it was deduced from the inability to spot the pun and humour, albeit maybe slightly cheap and crass humour.
To provide a more informative answer:
Filth - another form of slang in reference to the police.
“The Dirty Bastards” was reference to the Catherine Tate show sketch.
The pun was a combination of the two.
Yes jokes, even shit ones, get worse if they have to be explained.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards!
Why are they filthy bastards?
It is a comedic expression. Lighten up.
Don't assume I need to 'lighten up' I was asking a question.
My sincere apologies. I did not assume, it was deduced from the inability to spot the pun and humour, albeit maybe slightly cheap and crass humour.
To provide a more informative answer:
Filth - another form of slang in reference to the police.
“The Dirty Bastards” was reference to the Catherine Tate show sketch.
The pun was a combination of the two.
Yes jokes, even shit ones, get worse if they have to be explained.
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I know Filth is a derogatory slang for Police and you assume I watch television.....I fail to see your humour.
Good evening to you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who the F is the Chief Of Police? You know that the UK has multiple police forces don't you?
Gbat
I’m no rocket scientist, but I would hazard a guess OP is referring to Essex Police. Might be a long shot, but probably more likely than West Mods
I stand corrected. It was Cheshire. The filthy bastards!
Why are they filthy bastards?
It is a comedic expression. Lighten up.
Don't assume I need to 'lighten up' I was asking a question.
My sincere apologies. I did not assume, it was deduced from the inability to spot the pun and humour, albeit maybe slightly cheap and crass humour.
To provide a more informative answer:
Filth - another form of slang in reference to the police.
“The Dirty Bastards” was reference to the Catherine Tate show sketch.
The pun was a combination of the two.
Yes jokes, even shit ones, get worse if they have to be explained.
I know Filth is a derogatory slang for Police and you assume I watch television.....I fail to see your humour.
Good evening to you. "
It is of no consequence. And likewise to you. |
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"Is this harrasment by the Feds
Feds is an American term Tom, they don't exist in the UK. Why does it matter who sent them? If it works, great, if it doesn't them maybe some people will be inside in the new year. As long as you're not on that list, don't worry about it
Everyone knows that the UK is a constitutional monarchy And not a federal state. However it is also well known that “feds” is street slang in London, i’ve seen it on a documentary involving the retail sector in Sutton.
Ah okay, I didn't know that. I've never heard police in this country referred to as Feds. "
Aren't they peelers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this harrasment by the Feds
Feds is an American term Tom, they don't exist in the UK. Why does it matter who sent them? If it works, great, if it doesn't them maybe some people will be inside in the new year. As long as you're not on that list, don't worry about it
Everyone knows that the UK is a constitutional monarchy And not a federal state. However it is also well known that “feds” is street slang in London, i’ve seen it on a documentary involving the retail sector in Sutton.
Ah okay, I didn't know that. I've never heard police in this country referred to as Feds.
Aren't they peelers? "
I’m sure like many professions there have been various terms over the ages. Each generation will have their own words. Older folk may well recall Peelers |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"The Chief of Police is sending Christmas cards to persistent offenders warning them that they face a prison cell if they misbehave...
Is this harrasment... ?
They might be trying to go straight "
Tom. If you are linking this move to the Chief Constable of Essex, it's nothing new.
I worked in Essex for almost 10 years up to late 2006. From mid-2005, there was a new Chief for the Essex Force, who sent out cards at Christmas to known offenders across his County.
He was responsible within weeks of having posters on buses, at stations in shopping centres, showing a toothbrush and shaving kit, with a footnote stating "to burglars & thieves, carry this on you, as you'll need them when you end up in jail".
He got officers out on beats, had them book cyclists on pavements, cleared up small crimes and related action, but supported his officers throughout.
Within six months, crime across the County had dropped dramatically. Did anyone object? Hardly anyone! No infringement on anyone except criminals.
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"The Chief of Police is sending Christmas cards to persistent offenders warning them that they face a prison cell if they misbehave...
Is this harrasment... ?
They might be trying to go straight
Tom. If you are linking this move to the Chief Constable of Essex, it's nothing new.
I worked in Essex for almost 10 years up to late 2006. From mid-2005, there was a new Chief for the Essex Force, who sent out cards at Christmas to known offenders across his County.
He was responsible within weeks of having posters on buses, at stations in shopping centres, showing a toothbrush and shaving kit, with a footnote stating "to burglars & thieves, carry this on you, as you'll need them when you end up in jail".
He got officers out on beats, had them book cyclists on pavements, cleared up small crimes and related action, but supported his officers throughout.
Within six months, crime across the County had dropped dramatically. Did anyone object? Hardly anyone! No infringement on anyone except criminals.
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As Roy Keane would say... Its his job!
Sounds like he did well. Was he suitably promoted and rewarded? |
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