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Does my profile meet fab standards?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It far exceeds them.
Honest torso photos - check
Poor attempt at humour - check
Obligatory cock photo - check
No life outside fab* - check
Green tick - check
* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What is 'Fab standards'? Everyone has different ideas as to what a profile and it's content should be. Chop, change and word it your way that way it truly reflects you |
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"It far exceeds them.
Honest torso photos - check
Poor attempt at humour - check
Obligatory cock photo - check
No life outside fab* - check
Green tick - check
* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"It far exceeds them.
Honest torso photos - check
Poor attempt at humour - check
Obligatory cock photo - check
No life outside fab* - check
Green tick - check
* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.
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Hahaha I should know when to stop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that "
This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.
....Why do they always bully me in the lounge. |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that
This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.
....Why do they always bully me in the lounge. "
No, I don't
I honestly don't |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that
This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.
....Why do they always bully me in the lounge.
No, I don't
I honestly don't "
Yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slightly flaky helmet, check.
Action shots, check.
One photo where cock looks huge and another where it doesn't, check.
No face pic, check.
You tell us?
Would you meet you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ll say one thing for you OP, you always take a wee pisstake with good humour. I like that
This isn't totally correct. He has another thread running in 'chat' titled.
....Why do they always bully me in the lounge. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It needs a butt hurt status update (ALL CAPS OBVS)
And you should say something really witty in the profile, like 'I don't bite...unless you want me to?'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.
They are pulling your leg
Aah. I’m so gullible "
You should start a thread on being gullible before the Mango Man does. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think you need that line. I see it everywhere and it’s totally naff. It goes something like ‘I’m the kind of gent who opens the door for you, and smacks your ass on the way through’.
Yawn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh, I didn’t spot that. I can only go by what I have seen of the OP.
They are pulling your leg
Aah. I’m so gullible
You should start a thread on being gullible before the Mango Man does. "
Ha ha ha! Yup, I’ll wheesht now, so as not to give him ideas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up. |
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Where is the Booster Shop ?
Did that woman scream when her tits were squeezed by a bloke with no elbows ?
How come you say age doesn't matter but then limit yourself to those under 49 ?
Who needs an award winning profile when you are the sexiest man on the planet ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up."
I'd give it up in a heartbeat
I'm not a swinger.
I think my profile suggests that and scares the ladies away.
And of course when they see what I look like, makes them run for the hills |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"Slightly flaky helmet, check.
Action shots, check.
One photo where cock looks huge and another where it doesn't, check.
No face pic, check.
You tell us?
Would you meet you?"
I don't meet single guys |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"Where is the Booster Shop ?
Did that woman scream when her tits were squeezed by a bloke with no elbows ?
How come you say age doesn't matter but then limit yourself to those under 49 ?
Who needs an award winning profile when you are the sexiest man on the planet ?"
Good point granny crumpet about the age, I guess it does matter in the end |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"You have said in the past that you would be happy if a relationship developed from meeting someone here. Your profile doesn't mention that."
Good question, I must put that on |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up.
I'd give it up in a heartbeat
I'm not a swinger.
I think my profile suggests that and scares the ladies away.
And of course when they see what I look like, makes them run for the hills "
One guy spotted |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"It is lacking a Sydney University "legal" warning
You don't have one either!
Thank you but I haven't asked for profile advice. "
I think you will find that you are correct |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"For me shaved only is off putting as I don't like being dictated to that way. But if it is a strong preference for you, you are right to state it. "
I love eating pussy and hair just ruin it for me, sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It far exceeds them.
Honest torso photos - check
Poor attempt at humour - check
Obligatory cock photo - check
No life outside fab* - check
Green tick - check
* evidenced by constant presence in the forum's.
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Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve met guys who’ve said they’d give up Fab if they meet someone on here. I call bullshit. Many are so entrenched in the lifestyle that I don’t think they could give it up.
I'd give it up in a heartbeat
I'm not a swinger.
I think my profile suggests that and scares the ladies away.
And of course when they see what I look like, makes them run for the hills
One guy spotted "
My use of text keeps landing me in it
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.
Mr"
I thought twice before I typed and then I removed it twice. I just wasn't sure.
What are people's opinions on the word "professional" used in fab profiles? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.
Mr
I thought twice before I typed and then I removed it twice. I just wasn't sure.
What are people's opinions on the word "professional" used in fab profiles? "
I'd skip it. I just came here to add includes word professional.
It's this together with genuine and respectful which are most overused ways to describe yourself here. |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"You've mentioned professional which is very important. Can't have people thinking you're uncouth.
Mr
I thought twice before I typed and then I removed it twice. I just wasn't sure.
What are people's opinions on the word "professional" used in fab profiles?
I'd skip it. I just came here to add includes word professional.
It's this together with genuine and respectful which are most overused ways to describe yourself here. "
Noted
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