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over a year ago
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?"
How do they know to only take one sock from each pair though? |
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I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?
How do they know to only take one sock from each pair though?"
To lose one sock may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness
-Sockser Wilde |
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose "
Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about.
I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade?
I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place. |
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?"
No, I've never lost a sock in a washing machine  |
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose
Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about.
I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade?
I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How are you OP?
Do you ever feel like you have to reassess the whole of your life,like what are we all doing here etc"
Hope this is a positive. 
New year soon.... |
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose
Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about.
I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade?
I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place."
It is always the time, regardless of the place, heavy are the chains we forge ourselves (plus I only got 10 emails a day rather than the usual 120 God, she moves in mysterious ways.) |
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?
No, I've never lost a sock in a washing machine "
Me either. Or a dryer. |
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Laughing on the phone this afternoon with my date from last night.
She said if we hadn’t of gone to Wetherspoons last night we’d have had our first sex session when she dropped me off at home. But she was too tired and needed to get home for her dogs.
Sorry she was laughing about it …I just did this  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?"
That's the first sensible suggestion I've heard to explain the phenomenon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?
How do they know to only take one sock from each pair though?
To lose one sock may be regarded as a misfortune. To lose both looks like carelessness
-Sockser Wilde"
A wise wise man |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose
Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about.
I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade?
I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place."
 thanks for that giggle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you think there are worm holes in the back of washing machines that socks slip into to escape into a sock paradise on the other side of the universe?
No, I've never lost a sock in a washing machine
Me either. Or a dryer."
I have gym socks that are labelled left and right. I have about 3 right socks and 8 left ones. It’s a mystery |
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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago
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"How are you OP?
Do you ever feel like you have to reassess the whole of your life,like what are we all doing here etc
Hope this is a positive.
New year soon...."
Something has to change along the line,before I die of old age. |
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose
Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about.
I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade?
I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place."
Love this!  |
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"I posited that the universe could be contained within a badgers spunk bubble at the office Christmas party last week. Suffice to say my colleagues have reduced their amount of contact with me.
I probably do these things on purpose
Lying recovering after sex with an ex of mine, when he asked what I was thinking about.
I'd read a story about how you shouldn't feed hedgehogs bread and milk as it causes their stomachs to explode, and right at that minute I was wondering if it was possible to weaponise them - those spikes could do some damage at high velocity and who would suspect Mrs Tiggywinkle of being a grenade?
I told him I wasn't thinking about anything. Time and place mate, time and place.
thanks for that giggle."
Hope you managed to find a bit of mental peace!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I am good..considering circumstances. I could be better though! Counting the hours till freedom as I am craving being social.
I can't be mindless today. I feel very mindful.. can I please hang around anyway? |
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