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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't drink at all. Because if I did I might go out and do something stupid.... "
I drink very little, (although I seem to be doing it far more often just lately), which just means that when I do, I am FAR more likely to do something stupid!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh no I know when I have had too much to drink and time to go home lol when my mouth runs away with everyone and I start telling everyone in the pub that I am a swinger lol good job none of them believe me x I kind of forget where I am I am used to talking to you lot or going to chams or something and just forget where I am lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh no I know when I have had too much to drink and time to go home lol when my mouth runs away with everyone and I start telling everyone in the pub that I am a swinger lol good job none of them believe me x I kind of forget where I am I am used to talking to you lot or going to chams or something and just forget where I am lol x"
LOL. I'm already home, but I have the urge to go out!
I can't, as I can't drive, which is almost certainly a good thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh no I know when I have had too much to drink and time to go home lol when my mouth runs away with everyone and I start telling everyone in the pub that I am a swinger lol good job none of them believe me x I kind of forget where I am I am used to talking to you lot or going to chams or something and just forget where I am lol x"
Not to self dont let swingershazza near the communion wine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How stupid is 'stupid' ? "
Based on previous experience, it can range from "mildly stupid" to "very stupid" but has stopped short of "being arrested stupid", or "lasting effects stupid" so far. |
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"Anyone who hasn't been drinking want to collect me and assist me in doing something stupid? "
I would gladly volunteer but a) I'm writing a report that has to be handed in tomorrow at 09:00 #lastminute.com and 2) I've got my son this week and being a Dad takes priority over playtime.
If you're d*unk tomorrow evening, however..... ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"u need to share wot the stupid thing is .. it may not be that off the wall !
That would depend what sort of trouble I found to get myself into "
If it's enjoyable then it might not be that stupid !! ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...
Haha I've done that in the past and not even had the excuse of drink " oh yes, but sometimes beer is a useful part of self denial.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sometimes it ends up being "doing someone stupid" instead...
Haha I've done that in the past and not even had the excuse of drink oh yes, but sometimes beer is a useful part of self denial...."
I usually plead temporary insanity ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"come on tell us .. u know u want to !
Maybe some ones picked her up in a wheel barrow?
Shes in a shopping trolley somewhere x"
That is mean, malicious gossip.
Now, push a bit faster!!!! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm still pissing myself over the line where it says " I drink little!"
Golden rule - if you're gonna fib - turn your cam off or put the glass down!
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I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap "
It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"She's toying with us all now!!!
"
I think everyone needs to be VERY careful... Kinky's 'toys' sometimes come from B&Q!
What's this song pop thing of which people speak? Has she gone to play that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She's toying with us all now!!!
I think everyone needs to be VERY careful... Kinky's 'toys' sometimes come from B&Q!"
Some come from scarier places still....
*cue menacing music*
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap
It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it! "
Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"She's toying with us all now!!!
I think everyone needs to be VERY careful... Kinky's 'toys' sometimes come from B&Q!
Some come from scarier places still....
*cue menacing music*
"
B&Q is pretty scary in my books. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap
It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!
Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!"
Such a greedy lad, can't do things by halfs!! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap
It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!
Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!
Such a greedy lad, can't do things by halfs!! "
It sounds like he had four halves. ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.
Should be enough to our you off "
Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?
I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.
So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.
Should be enough to our you off
Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?
I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.
So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks."
Wasn't meaning to lecture or judge sorry if seemed that way.
It was just open comment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.
Should be enough to our you off
Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?
I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.
So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks.
Wasn't meaning to lecture or judge sorry if seemed that way.
It was just open comment. "
Who were you meaning to "put off" then? Nobody here has suggested driving after drinking.
I DESPISE people who drive d*unk and I don't appreciate the suggestion I would do it, or even consider doing it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I can show you the pics of the crash some idiot d*unk driver had last night while I was in work.
Should be enough to our you off
Excuse me?! Did you miss the bit where I said I CAN'T drive because I've been drinking?
I would NEVER drive having had alcohol.
So, save your lectures and judgmental bollocks for someone else, thanks.
Wasn't meaning to lecture or judge sorry if seemed that way.
It was just open comment.
Who were you meaning to "put off" then? Nobody here has suggested driving after drinking.
I DESPISE people who drive d*unk and I don't appreciate the suggestion I would do it, or even consider doing it."
It was just an open comment for anyone who saw it. Wasn't aimed at a certain person.
I phrased the comment wrong so my bad. Sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap
It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!
Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!"
I know - I'm a lush at times! Lol
Someone's challenged me to 10 days on the wagon! 1 down - 9 to go - its painful! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!
Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!
I know - I'm a lush at times! Lol
Someone's challenged me to 10 days on the wagon! 1 down - 9 to go - its painful! "
Do ya want a leg up back onto that wagon? C'mon man, positive mental attitude!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I shall rephrase...
I drink very rarely. When I do, I do tend to do it properly.
Besides, I've lost the vacu vin corks, so I can't leave a bottle of wine only half finished, (even if it's one with a screw cap
It goes off within a few hours; thats my theory and I'm sticking to it!
Anyway, it's not like Obi has any room to talk. On the particular night to which he refers, I drank one bottle of wine whereas he had two!!!!!
I know - I'm a lush at times! Lol
Someone's challenged me to 10 days on the wagon! 1 down - 9 to go - its painful! "
Your very own Stoptober. Go on, go for the month. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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