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Dear Santa, I can explain…

By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s nearly time for the big man to come and unload his sack but what have you done to be put on the naughty list and can you explain it?

Now’s your chance to give mitigation to your misdeeds, you’d better make it pay though or else you’ll be getting coal…

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

With energy prices as they are, I'll take the coal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Santa knows I'm a delight and that it wasn't my fault!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could do with some coal.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan over a year ago

Sussex

I wasn't at that Christmas party.

Any picture of me stuffing a volouvent into my face with one hand while grabbing Alegra Stratton's arse with the other, must have been taken at another event.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I give good head so pritty shour my deeds will be forgiven

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wasn't at that Christmas party.

Any picture of me stuffing a volouvent into my face with one hand while grabbing Alegra Stratton's arse with the other, must have been taken at another event."

In the words of shaggy it wasn't me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was on santas naughty list before i was born.. he knew beforehand what sort of troublemaker id be

And no i cant explain, not here anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a reason to be on the naughty list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a reason to be on the naughty list "

Happily be your Santa and put you on my naughty list, if you help me empty my sack?

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By *piderBunnyCouple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Nuthin.... I'm a sweet and innocent angel as you well know OP

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OK, I'll explain it. But it comes from the heart better if I'm on my knees infront of you.

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I'm not on any list, I only exist in the shadows, and my secret location means that Santa wont know I'm here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m happy with my naughty list position.

When I’m a bad girl, it means I’m a really good girl

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I admit that when I helped my husband pack for a weekend stag do I put in his tie dye multicoloured minion t-shirt that my mum bought him. I did it for my own amusement

Is Santa's sack going to empty itself out and splurge some goodness at my feet?

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Santa I've probably be the least naughty Ive ever been in the last two years!

If that isn't good enough, you can stick your presents up your hoop.

Merry Christmas