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Okay this is REAL LIFE - FACE TO FACE no computer to hide behind.
YOUR actual looks.
YOUR actual personality.
YOUR actual very classy or shitty if you lack class INTRODUCTION.
Coffee bar, Work , Club or Pub ........
You walk over and you say ........ ???? |
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I tend to have a pair of knickers in my pocket and I walk over and say “I think you left these at mine last night” obviously they look confused/horrified so I continue “oh, it wasn’t you? Well look on the bright side, free underwear”
Works, never |
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I can safely say that I’ve never chatted a girl up in my life, face to face.
Never had a one night stand or approached a girl in a bar or club, with the intention of getting into her knickers.
I wouldn’t choose my clothes in the dark, so why would I choose my women like that
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I don't say a word, I simply walk over with a smouldering look on my face, a twinkle in my eye that promises what's to come. I stop in front of the lucky lady and whack my erect penis on the table in front of them, reciting a short erotic novel to them as I do so
LvM |
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"I don't say a word, I simply walk over with a smouldering look on my face, a twinkle in my eye that promises what's to come. I stop in front of the lucky lady and whack my erect penis on the table in front of them, reciting a short erotic novel to them as I do so
LvM"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just use to say, hi, saw you stood/sat here and thought you could do withba drink, but it will cost you a dance. When i was in night clubs, sometimes worked. |
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over a year ago
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Me: Hi…do you have any Welsh in you?
Her: No.
Me: Would you like some?
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Me: Hey…do you have any Welsh in you?
Her: Yes.
Me: Would you like some more?
IT NEVER WORKED |
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By (user no longer on site)
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This is a total random stranger right Granny? Not an online date / hook up etc?
In which case I find hello works best. Hello and a smile. Then some point of reference to what's going on around us; "I really like your shoes where did you get them?", "Is it just me or does that lady really look like that BBC Newsreader, what'sher name?". I dunno, whatever is going on at that exact moment. Something open ended and light. If after the exchange of a few sentences the person isn't trying to carry the conversation along with you they aren't interested. Say "nice chatting to you", smile and walk off. |
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"Evening, did you want ice and a slice?"
"Sorry?"
"In the drink I was going to get for you!"
"Oh, okay, that would be nice, thank you."
Then we'd chat a bit, and I would say that I would leave her to the rest of her evening with her friends...
Invariably they would come over at some point later, opening with "Thanks for the drink earlier".
I do feel looking back that this maybe put the recipient in a situation where they felt obligated... Of what I'm not sure, but it was never the intention. Just an opener to have a chat and then leave it to see if they want to continue the chat out of their own choice. |
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I'll just say Hi, smile nicely and say "my jeans are too tight can you help me get to my change ?"
It actually worked a few times when I had a broken arm |
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"I don't say a word, I simply walk over with a smouldering look on my face, a twinkle in my eye that promises what's to come. I stop in front of the lucky lady and whack my erect penis on the table in front of them, reciting a short erotic novel to them as I do so
LvM"
I have a complaint. Where do I file it?
It's not what it looked like. It wasn't even a novel. More like a haiku! |
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I usually make a passing, trying to be funny comment about surroundings. Something to bond over and start a conversation. I mirror their body language because I'm sneaky like that I use my best sultry voice and hope for the best. Are we talking about flirty intro Granny? Cause I have different intros for different circumstances |
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"Um um this is so much easier online…..want to see my dick?
No?
Ok thanks bye
You could have at least offered them a chocolate! "
It’s a popular misconception that I carry tubs of sweets with me wherever I go. For you though I would make an exception |
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"This is a total random stranger right Granny? Not an online date / hook up etc?
In which case I find hello works best. Hello and a smile. Then some point of reference to what's going on around us; "I really like your shoes where did you get them?", "Is it just me or does that lady really look like that BBC Newsreader, what'sher name?". I dunno, whatever is going on at that exact moment. Something open ended and light. If after the exchange of a few sentences the person isn't trying to carry the conversation along with you they aren't interested. Say "nice chatting to you", smile and walk off."
Perfect. Natural. 10 out of 10.
Here's hoping you get the woman AND she comes with cake. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
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Well, in my case:
1. Will take me 5 mins to decide what to say.
2. Another 5 to Google best chat up line.
3. Another 5 to decide if appropriate for the situation
4. By the time I walk over, you would be have left or chatting to someone else and I'll be kicking myself lol |
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"This is a total random stranger right Granny? Not an online date / hook up etc?
In which case I find hello works best. Hello and a smile. Then some point of reference to what's going on around us; "I really like your shoes where did you get them?", "Is it just me or does that lady really look like that BBC Newsreader, what'sher name?". I dunno, whatever is going on at that exact moment. Something open ended and light. If after the exchange of a few sentences the person isn't trying to carry the conversation along with you they aren't interested. Say "nice chatting to you", smile and walk off."
I like that. |
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I met my wife at the student union, I wasn’t trying to chat her up, who knew something so simple like “Is that chair taken?” and the subsequent small talk would lead to marriage and kids.
I’ve seen mates use chat up lines, mostly they come off as cheesy or desperate, but I guess it’s all in the delivery. I’d much rather talk to someone like I’m not trying to get in their pants even if I do fancy someone. |
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"I met my wife at the student union, I wasn’t trying to chat her up, who knew something so simple like “Is that chair taken?” and the subsequent small talk would lead to marriage and kids.
I’ve seen mates use chat up lines, mostly they come off as cheesy or desperate, but I guess it’s all in the delivery. I’d much rather talk to someone like I’m not trying to get in their pants even if I do fancy someone."
You are so right. Natural chat - works wonders. No need to think up some cheesey / sleazy lines ..... |
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Comment on something that’s happening around us. Make a humorous observation. I’ve got an obscure sense of humour though so it’s 50/50 if it works or not. |
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"It always feels as though walking up to a stranger somewhere and just saying hi seems really creepy and intrusive so I can’t say I ever have"
Yep.
Plus when people are out they usually seem to be happily chatting to a group of friends already, so it feels rude interrupting them.
They are there to socialise with those mates and not to be hit on aren't they? |
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In work I used to just go up to new people and say "hello I'm Griselda Nicecouple, how's it going so far?" or words to that effect. Outside of work if an opportunity presented itself I'd just start talking, not very original but things like "terrible weather/ooo I love this song/I wish the bus would hurry up" eventually you'd introduce yourself...or they'd walk away muttering "why do I always attract the strange one?" |
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I ended up in a relationship thanks to a d*unk
He was one of them that wanted to be friendly, but was so pissed he was doing that spitty in your face kinda chat
I just said 'can you give me a minute whilst I speak to my friend'
I walked over to a stranger and said 'sorry about this, this guy is really bugging me, can we chat for a bit?'
The chat then led to another bar, bed and a 7 year relationship
So, you don't need a chat up line, you just need a chatty d*unk and somebody to reach out to |
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I haven't dated for a very long time, which will become very obvious in the next sentence.
I would put on a low cut top with a push up bra and head to Blockbuster video on a Friday, hang around the De Niro/Pacino type films and ask anyone I liked the looks of for recommendations.
It would normally take 45 minutes to an hour and I'd come away with a date for the following evening.
Doesn't work quite as well knocking on random houses asking for Netflix recommendations. Damn you technology, damn you. |
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"I haven't dated for a very long time, which will become very obvious in the next sentence.
I would put on a low cut top with a push up bra and head to Blockbuster video on a Friday, hang around the De Niro/Pacino type films and ask anyone I liked the looks of for recommendations.
It would normally take 45 minutes to an hour and I'd come away with a date for the following evening.
Doesn't work quite as well knocking on random houses asking for Netflix recommendations. Damn you technology, damn you."
You can cum and knock my door in that bra mmmmmmm lol x |
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I sit in the corner reading a book, sober while everyone else is drinking. After a while absolutely everyone else has paired up and started shagging (I did say this was at a huge party in Pandora's?), so I go home. The joys of being the only transwoman at an orgy. |
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"Me: Hi…do you have any Welsh in you?
Her: No.
Me: Would you like some?
Or
Me: Hey…do you have any Welsh in you?
Her: Yes.
Me: Would you like some more?
IT NEVER WORKED "
This worked on me one time, but it was Italian rather than Welsh.
I was young and stupid |
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I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now )
Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.
To confidentiality walk over and a converse after using your 6th sense of attraction in real time says far more about their and your persona. 2 minuets of my chat beats hiding behind a 1000 texts, I think that honesty has been lost with technology...
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"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now )
Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.
To confidentiality walk over and a converse after using your 6th sense of attraction in real time says far more about their and your persona. 2 minuets of my chat beats hiding behind a 1000 texts, I think that honesty has been lost with technology...
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I agree. |
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"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now )
Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.
To confidentiality walk over and a converse after using your 6th sense of attraction in real time says far more about their and your persona. 2 minuets of my chat beats hiding behind a 1000 texts, I think that honesty has been lost with technology...
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It depends how good you are with your written communication doesn't it? Men who are shy in reality but can write probably find it easier. I am shy in person with men and so anyone making a move on me wouldn't get very far. Plus not all women like being chatted up. They find it hard to maintain boundaries if men are on the pushy side. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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I've never chatted anyone up in real life, ever. And I've never been chatted up to my knowledge. I mean, in hindsight there may have been once or twice but I doubt it and I certainly didn't notice then.
All my relationships have been a complete surprise to me |
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"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now )
Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.
To confidentiality walk over and a converse after using your 6th sense of attraction in real time says far more about their and your persona. 2 minuets of my chat beats hiding behind a 1000 texts, I think that honesty has been lost with technology...
It depends how good you are with your written communication doesn't it? Men who are shy in reality but can write probably find it easier. I am shy in person with men and so anyone making a move on me wouldn't get very far. Plus not all women like being chatted up. They find it hard to maintain boundaries if men are on the pushy side. "
Anyone who's exchanged texts with me will testify I've an excellent way of communication, anyone who's physically spoken to me would say I'm far from pushy too, and would never try out corny chat up lines.
I do see what your getting at regarding shyness of course but I know pushy types exist on social media too, you can of course ignore them easier but texts etc can be so false and there's no substitute I think in eye contact.
If our eyes met across a bar followed by a smile, without resorting to Del boy tactics we'd engage in conversation and in real time you'd know far more about who I am than lots of texts as we'd have each others attention. On fab i know I'm chatting to a girl who's often multi tasking and chatting to other guys at the same time simultaneously.
Each to their own of course |
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"I much preferred it back in the good old days... (yes its old git time now )
Nothing beats eye contact followed by and a simple confident approach with a little humour. For me winks, fabs, likes and texts can be so false, misleading and leave you totally misunderstood.
To confidentiality walk over and a converse after using your 6th sense of attraction in real time says far more about their and your persona. 2 minuets of my chat beats hiding behind a 1000 texts, I think that honesty has been lost with technology...
It depends how good you are with your written communication doesn't it? Men who are shy in reality but can write probably find it easier. I am shy in person with men and so anyone making a move on me wouldn't get very far. Plus not all women like being chatted up. They find it hard to maintain boundaries if men are on the pushy side.
Anyone who's exchanged texts with me will testify I've an excellent way of communication, anyone who's physically spoken to me would say I'm far from pushy too, and would never try out corny chat up lines.
I do see what your getting at regarding shyness of course but I know pushy types exist on social media too, you can of course ignore them easier but texts etc can be so false and there's no substitute I think in eye contact.
If our eyes met across a bar followed by a smile, without resorting to Del boy tactics we'd engage in conversation and in real time you'd know far more about who I am than lots of texts as we'd have each others attention. On fab i know I'm chatting to a girl who's often multi tasking and chatting to other guys at the same time simultaneously.
Each to their own of course "
That is true, I am usually having more than one conversation to be fair. On more than one app! But I rarely go anywhere, so I shan't be meeting anyone's eyes across a crowded bar anytime soon. |
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"Okay this is REAL LIFE - FACE TO FACE no computer to hide behind.
YOUR actual looks.
YOUR actual personality.
YOUR actual very classy or shitty if you lack class INTRODUCTION.
Coffee bar, Work , Club or Pub ........
You walk over and you say ........ ????"
Fuck all, as I am way to shy and nervous to do that. |
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