Zebra striped Singapore chow mein - ladies… take a ticket… i’ll be with you presently… feel free to start without me and i’ll go backstage for the encore…. Yes… it’s a euphemism!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beige stir fry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Red Hot Chilli Peppers… think I better copyright that before somebody else gets in there…

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By *hemanwithnoname38Man over a year ago

Wellington

Red Chip

Sounds more like a Russian 80’s band

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By *orksbiguyMan over a year ago

Bradford

commando sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

red costa hot chocolate

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By *ykoCouple over a year ago

york

White Chicken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Commando wotsits mmmm not a good name

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Black and white burger

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By *it-chrissyTV/TS over a year ago

sw. london

black mackerel

I was an 80s rock god (for a given value of), on my drums it said 'uncle knobby'.

true that x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Naked roastie

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Naked roastie "

Crispy on the outside and fluffy within

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Orange Salted Caramel Icecream... that actually sounds delicious

LvM

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Black Thai Red Curry...... Nah, doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black peri peri chicken, chicken wings, corn on the cab, fresh salad and baked beans lol haha

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Hi my name is sausage, y front sausage licence to thrill.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Trackie Bottom Bolognaise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"White steak …

am I the knockoff Whitesnake

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By *lik and PaulCouple over a year ago

cahoots

Naked Flake

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Orange Salted Caramel Icecream... that actually sounds delicious

LvM"

I wouldnt mind a couple of scoops of that

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Black chocolate

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"Orange Salted Caramel Icecream... that actually sounds delicious

LvM

I wouldnt mind a couple of scoops of that

My first sale

LvM

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By *wistedTooCouple over a year ago

Frimley

Black Broccoli….

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Orange Salted Caramel Icecream... that actually sounds delicious

LvM

I wouldnt mind a couple of scoops of that

My first sale

LvM"

Is it pay what you think it's worth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your name is the the colour of your underwear and the last thing you ate.

I'm Commando Cheese String

White dry roasted peanuts.

Cant wait to play Glastonbury.

Winston

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Commando fish finger sarnies

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By *ionysus OneMan over a year ago

Aberdeen

Teal Teacake

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Orange Salted Caramel Icecream... that actually sounds delicious

LvM

I wouldnt mind a couple of scoops of that

My first sale

LvM

Is it pay what you think it's worth

It's BOGOF and he does a mean loyalty bonus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Commando Fish and Chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue jellybean

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By *aseyjones7Man over a year ago

leicestershire

Black mini cheddars

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By *ock69erMan over a year ago

Middle o’ Fife

Tartan Hot Dog.

Fucking awesome name for a band

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Black banana’s and custard

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Black Beans. *put foot on speaker and poses, holds out arms to crowd and screams HEINZZZZ!!!!*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blue Nuts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Purple toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black Krave...

hey that kinda works

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Today I'm Crimson Bounty

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

Grey jam toast

As Steph it’s Pink jam toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grey mince pie

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Grey Quaver

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man over a year ago

newport

Purple Snickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bright orange tablet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black Beef

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black Pepperami

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Blue muffin. That sounds awful lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

gotta say, you all disappeared without a trace.

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By *abble-onMan over a year ago

Minehead

Black Pasta

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Black tunnocks caramel wafer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grey Nando....... excellent....

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Commando Gingerbread Cheesecake, maybe GCG for short

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