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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thinking about masturbating is in itself masturbating. So there is no later.
That is all. "
Very philosophical, and would the imagining of a full blown orgasm, in itself, count as an orgasm? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I didn’t realise we had to announce it, I’d have to post a thread daily   "
How else will the ladies and gentlemen of the forum know to think about you jerking it at any particular moment in time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I didn’t realise we had to announce it, I’d have to post a thread daily
How else will the ladies and gentlemen of the forum know to think about you jerking it at any particular moment in time "
I think I come across as quite the wanker so I don’t think there will be any surprises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thinking about masturbating is in itself masturbating. So there is no later.
That is all.
Very philosophical, and would the imagining of a full blown orgasm, in itself, count as an orgasm?"
Thinking is a 'to be' state imagining is a 'could be' state. So...no |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thinking about masturbating is in itself masturbating. So there is no later.
That is all.
Very philosophical, and would the imagining of a full blown orgasm, in itself, count as an orgasm?
Thinking is a 'to be' state imagining is a 'could be' state. So...no "
Hmm, that is true.. so instead, if i 'think' ill orgasm, i am having an orgasm, correct? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I didn’t realise we had to announce it, I’d have to post a thread daily
How else will the ladies and gentlemen of the forum know to think about you jerking it at any particular moment in time
I think I come across as quite the wanker so I don’t think there will be any surprises "
So youre saying youre constantly rubbing yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I didn’t realise we had to announce it, I’d have to post a thread daily
How else will the ladies and gentlemen of the forum know to think about you jerking it at any particular moment in time
I think I come across as quite the wanker so I don’t think there will be any surprises
So youre saying youre constantly rubbing yourself? "
Nah screw that, I’d be raw. once a day to keep me from being an over ambitious horn dog |
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As a great philosopher once said’ I think therefore I wank!!’ I may have surprised some of you with my in-depth knowledge of contemporary philosophy…
‘To be is to do! - sindal
‘To do is to be!’ Sartre
‘Do be do be dooo’ Sinatra   |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
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"As a great philosopher once said’ I think therefore I wank!!’ I may have surprised some of you with my in-depth knowledge of contemporary philosophy…
‘To be is to do! - sindal
‘To do is to be!’ Sartre
‘Do be do be dooo’ Sinatra "
I thought the quote was ‘I wank therefore I am’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A thread?
A thread indeed, something so important it needs to have a thread about it
I………wouldn’t have opened it if I knew it was this "
I think you should know that i can make very baity titles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think i might masturbate later. 
That is all. Have a good day. "
Lol I been mad horny this week but also very busy, looking forward to some much needed fun over the weekend, enjoy the want bruv |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"A thread?
A thread indeed, something so important it needs to have a thread about it
I………wouldn’t have opened it if I knew it was this
I think you should know that i can make very baity titles "
Seriously, it’s hardly an achievement here….if you get less than 175 it’s failure and you’re bared for a month from talking to popular people. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A thread?
A thread indeed, something so important it needs to have a thread about it
I………wouldn’t have opened it if I knew it was this
I think you should know that i can make very baity titles
Seriously, it’s hardly an achievement here….if you get less than 175 it’s failure and you’re bared for a month from talking to popular people. "
Haha this isnt even my final form! |
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"As a great philosopher once said’ I think therefore I wank!!’ I may have surprised some of you with my in-depth knowledge of contemporary philosophy…
‘To be is to do! - sindal
‘To do is to be!’ Sartre
‘Do be do be dooo’ Sinatra
I thought the quote was ‘I wank therefore I am’"
No - that was Ron Jeremy   |
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"I lady wanked one out earlier 
Me too 
Videos or it didnt happen! "
Im volunteering to adjudicate if was in fact a proper ladywank or a near miss!!
Bellaseas can I have your wank itinerary for the next 7 days please! |
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