Mine sustained a serious injury when I reached that certain age of discovering it wasn't just for stirring your tea with, and I had to circumcised. Apparently it was recommended to my mum at birth because I had such a big bell end relative to my foreskin. I don't know whether she thought that the problem was going to go away instead of getting bigger as time went on, no pun intended, but the surgeon did a brilliant job! |
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An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead  his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it  |
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"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it "
Holy shit how hard was he gonna ram it into you to bruise it so badly on the step?! |
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"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it
Holy shit how hard was he gonna ram it into you to bruise it so badly on the step?! "
He used to be very enthusiastic   |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants. "
Ok Op sad to hear that, but what we are all dying to know is can you still stand & deliver? Hi-hat "Tish" & "ba-boom!"
I'll get me coat & fuck off then....
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"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it
Holy shit how hard was he gonna ram it into you to bruise it so badly on the step?!
He used to be very enthusiastic "
I wouldnt call that enthusiasm, i call that role playing an industrial jackhammer  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"An ex partner of mine bruised his when we were having a bit of rampant sex on the stairs, he’s pulled out so we could change position and misjudged where things were in his haste and missed me and hit the stair instead his cock was black and blue for about 6 weeks bug luckily he didn’t break it "
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I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months |
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"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants. "
Sounds like you may have slightly damaged your todger whilst playing/having sex, is he still in working order? any pain? Maybe book a phone call apt' with your doctor just to make sure?? |
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"I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months "
Simpsons yellow that made me chuckle. Sorry |
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Managed to bruise mine really badly in a meet a few years ago. It was somewhat purple almost immediately.
I have no idea exactly how it happened, it didn't hurt, just looked terrifyingly impressive. |
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"I had a double inguinal hernia op about 10 years ago which made my entire cock and balls go black for weeks, before fading to blotchy purple then Simpsons yellow before going back to normal colour after months Simpsons yellow that made me chuckle. Sorry "
Honestly, cutting about with a right Homer Simpson cock I was |
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"Mine sustained a serious injury when I reached that certain age of discovering it wasn't just for stirring your tea with, and I had to circumcised. Apparently it was recommended to my mum at birth because I had such a big bell end relative to my foreskin. I don't know whether she thought that the problem was going to go away instead of getting bigger as time went on, no pun intended, but the surgeon did a brilliant job!"
tmi comes to mind |
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"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants.
Sounds like you may have slightly damaged your todger whilst playing/having sex, is he still in working order? any pain? Maybe book a phone call apt' with your doctor just to make sure?? "
No pain, still works and the bruise is almost gone after about a week. |
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"Have you ever bruised your todger? Not sure what happened but I now have a a black stripe across the base of penis. Looks like something out of Adam and the Ants.
Is that Mr or Mrs posting?"
Hahaha it's him posting. She can't stop laughing. |
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