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over a year ago
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If a bloke said he would like to put his penis in my vagina I think my lady bits would dry up.
If he said he'd like to pound his cock into my pussy......
What is it with different words and the differing reactions?!?!?!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats 
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "
Oops sorry about your cats.
I prefer erect to flaccid. Good point.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "
Can I park my porche in your garage? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
Oops sorry about your cats.
I prefer erect to flaccid. Good point. "
Glad you liked it, could just say front bottom haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
Can I park my porche in your garage?"
Drive in, the gates are open  |
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).
I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).
My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).
Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)
Carambar xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused.
I love the look of your breasts and would enjoy gently nibbling on them.
My wee willy winkle feeling ever so slightly aroused at the thought of your wet lady garden.
Let's chat online for weeks.
M & J xx"
That's us sorted out  |
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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).
I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).
My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).
Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)
Carambar xx"
Nice one - first giggle I've had today
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).
I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).
My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).
Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)
Carambar xx
Nice one - first giggle I've had today
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i may have to pinch this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).
I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).
My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).
Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)
Carambar xx"
Brilliant |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).
I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).
My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).
Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)
Carambar xx"
Class! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a guy message me a while ago saying he wanted to put his p in my v. I almost wet myself laughing"
Don't you mean squirted in anticipation and excitement?!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina
And this is the reason why all the messages I send nowadays are along the line of...
Hi / Bonjour / Guten Tag (delete as appropriate),
I just checked out your photos and I'm feeling sexually aroused / horny as fuck (delete as appropriate).
I love the look of your tits / massive jugs / breasts (delete as appropriate) and would enjoy gently nibbling on them / firmly playing with them / dripping scalding hot melted candle wax on them (delete as appropriate).
My cock / penis / wee willy winkle (delete as appropriate) is rock hard / feeling ever so slightly aroused (delete as appropriate) at the thought of your wet / not wet (delete as appropriate) pussy / vagina / lady garden (delete as appropriate).
Let's meet / chat online for weeks / waste each others' time (delete as appropriate)
Carambar xxClass! "
Fantastic!!! |
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I have yet to hear a word for one (you know - a VAGINA!) that I actually like. The v-word is too medical/anatomical, the c-word is too crude and has negative connotations (an insult), as for prissy childish terms like 'foo-foo' and 'lady garden' they are more likely to turn me off than anything else. I find pussy the best of a bad lot, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.
We need a new word I think. Ditto for the male equipment! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"I have yet to hear a word for one (you know - a VAGINA!) that I actually like. The v-word is too medical/anatomical, the c-word is too crude and has negative connotations (an insult), as for prissy childish terms like 'foo-foo' and 'lady garden' they are more likely to turn me off than anything else. I find pussy the best of a bad lot, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.
We need a new word I think. Ditto for the male equipment!"
Could not agree more - find myself in that same boat! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "
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"I have yet to hear a word for one (you know - a VAGINA!) that I actually like. The v-word is too medical/anatomical, the c-word is too crude and has negative connotations (an insult), as for prissy childish terms like 'foo-foo' and 'lady garden' they are more likely to turn me off than anything else. I find pussy the best of a bad lot, but it still leaves a lot to be desired.
We need a new word I think. Ditto for the male equipment!"
Agree on both counts (I said counts!)... cunt, twat and minge are horrible words so I prefer pussy although it's far from ideal.
For penis the word cock is equally horrid so I much prefer to use dick instead. |
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"I don't like the word pussy, it just reminds me of our cats
Vagina is a bit formal yes but rather he said please may I insert my erect penis into your vagina "
So long as he doesn't say 'please may I insert my erect penis into your cats.'  |
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