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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just clarifying, is this one person.... If so...Do they have to have distinctive sections of their hair that are blonde and red or a mixture?
Would strawberry blonde identical twins do...
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"Just clarifying, is this one person.... If so...Do they have to have distinctive sections of their hair that are blonde and red or a mixture?
Would strawberry blonde identical twins do...
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It's two people and I hadn't thought of twins. Thanks for mentioning but twins is a no  |
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"Just clarifying, is this one person.... If so...Do they have to have distinctive sections of their hair that are blonde and red or a mixture?
Would strawberry blonde identical twins do...
Twins is a hell yeah
It's two people and I hadn't thought of twins. Thanks for mentioning but twins is a no "
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"For a FMF
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Good luck with that one, because not only are you after two specific women... But I would suggest they each need to be able to get on with each other (although not get IT on, you specified fmf) and get on with you!
If all the guys with 18-99 aren't having any success, I wonder if you'll do any better...
And if two girls do get on a d want an fmf (or even ffm if they really get on), WTAF makes you think they'll pick you...  |
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I've taken the liberty to re-write your pitch...
Free Cake for two lucky ladies...
Must be 21-49, but any age is okay! Let's face it, OP will be happy for any applicants!
The two lucky ladies must get on, but not too well, OP doesn't want to just be sat watching!
OP is looking for one lucky lady to be blonde and the other a red head!
And continuing OP's strict preference on hair... Both lucky ladies must be shaved...
Because while they are eating cake, the OP will be eating you! And the OP feels, seeing as he is being so generous, that he can specify you personal grooming!
Ladies, please form an orderly queue for the OP and his cake offerings! |
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"I've taken the liberty to re-write your pitch...
Free Cake for two lucky ladies...
Must be 21-49, but any age is okay! Let's face it, OP will be happy for any applicants!
The two lucky ladies must get on, but not too well, OP doesn't want to just be sat watching!
OP is looking for one lucky lady to be blonde and the other a red head!
And continuing OP's strict preference on hair... Both lucky ladies must be shaved...
Because while they are eating cake, the OP will be eating you! And the OP feels, seeing as he is being so generous, that he can specify you personal grooming!
Ladies, please form an orderly queue for the OP and his cake offerings! "
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"I've taken the liberty to re-write your pitch...
Free Cake for two lucky ladies...
Must be 21-49, but any age is okay! Let's face it, OP will be happy for any applicants!
The two lucky ladies must get on, but not too well, OP doesn't want to just be sat watching!
OP is looking for one lucky lady to be blonde and the other a red head!
And continuing OP's strict preference on hair... Both lucky ladies must be shaved...
Because while they are eating cake, the OP will be eating you! And the OP feels, seeing as he is being so generous, that he can specify you personal grooming!
Ladies, please form an orderly queue for the OP and his cake offerings! "
It's a winner. He will be knee deep in clunge soon. |
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"The_Wite_Nite, please could you rewrite my profile too. Cheers. "
Here goes...
Are we meeting guys? - No.
But when we say no, you know we actually mean maybe, and that how could we possibly not be flattered by a middle-aged, dad-bod, fab-single hottie like yourself!?
And yes, we know we say no dick pics and so does everybody, but we actually love to see your smeggy phallus from every possible angle!
We will now go on for a few more paragraphs saying stuff that we know you won't read, because all you are now doing is scanning for the line... Please put "Delete this mail" as subject or insta-delete.
And finally dear Sydney University, facebook is a public traded bollocks, meaningless cack... So we stole some of you prospectus pics and have passed them of as us in the park!
Happy fabbing!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The_Wite_Nite, please could you rewrite my profile too. Cheers.
Here goes...
Are we meeting guys? - No.
But when we say no, you know we actually mean maybe, and that how could we possibly not be flattered by a middle-aged, dad-bod, fab-single hottie like yourself!?
And yes, we know we say no dick pics and so does everybody, but we actually love to see your smeggy phallus from every possible angle!
We will now go on for a few more paragraphs saying stuff that we know you won't read, because all you are now doing is scanning for the line... Please put "Delete this mail" as subject or insta-delete.
And finally dear Sydney University, facebook is a public traded bollocks, meaningless cack... So we stole some of you prospectus pics and have passed them of as us in the park!
Happy fabbing!
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Oh I love the nod to our fake photos! Thank you very much, I will pay you for our next shake up next year when we say we're not new to this lifestyle |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"For a FMF
Good luck with that one, because not only are you after two specific women... But I would suggest they each need to be able to get on with each other (although not get IT on, you specified fmf) and get on with you!
If all the guys with 18-99 aren't having any success, I wonder if you'll do any better...
And if two girls do get on a d want an fmf (or even ffm if they really get on), WTAF makes you think they'll pick you... "
Thanks for killing my dream dude! Cheers  |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I've taken the liberty to re-write your pitch...
Free Cake for two lucky ladies...
Must be 21-49, but any age is okay! Let's face it, OP will be happy for any applicants!
The two lucky ladies must get on, but not too well, OP doesn't want to just be sat watching!
OP is looking for one lucky lady to be blonde and the other a red head!
And continuing OP's strict preference on hair... Both lucky ladies must be shaved...
Because while they are eating cake, the OP will be eating you! And the OP feels, seeing as he is being so generous, that he can specify you personal grooming!
Ladies, please form an orderly queue for the OP and his cake offerings! "
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"Isn't that most men's dream though to have a blonde brunette and a redhead at the same time
What's a women's biggest fantasy?
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Charlotte insists that it’s having two men at once, but plenty of bi wives we met in our travels didn’t seem agree. |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"Isn't that most men's dream though to have a blonde brunette and a redhead at the same time
What's a women's biggest fantasy?
Charlotte insists that it’s having two men at once, but plenty of bi wives we met in our travels didn’t seem agree."
what was their preference? |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I am in the right age range and a red head, though maybe not the kind you had in mind.
But I'm not going bald for anyone ... what a shame "
Why do you need to go bald? |
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"I am in the right age range and a red head, though maybe not the kind you had in mind.
But I'm not going bald for anyone ... what a shame
Why do you need to go bald?"
Your profile states women must be shaved...I don't do bald.
I love being furry and like my men naturally hairy too. |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I am in the right age range and a red head, though maybe not the kind you had in mind.
But I'm not going bald for anyone ... what a shame
Why do you need to go bald?
Your profile states women must be shaved...I don't do bald.
I love being furry and like my men naturally hairy too."
Ah yes, that's not negotiable |
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"I am in the right age range and a red head, though maybe not the kind you had in mind.
But I'm not going bald for anyone ... what a shame
Why do you need to go bald?
Your profile states women must be shaved...I don't do bald.
I love being furry and like my men naturally hairy too.
Ah yes, that's not negotiable "
Everything is negotiable...
Either that, or your negotiating skills are are as poor as your humility! |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I am in the right age range and a red head, though maybe not the kind you had in mind.
But I'm not going bald for anyone ... what a shame
Why do you need to go bald?
Your profile states women must be shaved...I don't do bald.
I love being furry and like my men naturally hairy too.
Ah yes, that's not negotiable
Everything is negotiable...
Either that, or your negotiating skills are are as poor as your humility! "
I don't like hair sorry buddy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am in the right age range and a red head, though maybe not the kind you had in mind.
But I'm not going bald for anyone ... what a shame
Why do you need to go bald?
Your profile states women must be shaved...I don't do bald.
I love being furry and like my men naturally hairy too.
Ah yes, that's not negotiable
Everything is negotiable...
Either that, or your negotiating skills are are as poor as your humility! "
Now, now boys. You are both very special and we love you both.
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"For a FMF
you’ve more chance of being bitten by a giraffe
Are there any giraffes on fab? What's his username? Asking for a friend put your neck on line line and guess it’s not a big stretch "
If this thread is not putting your neck on the line, I don't know what is |
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By *VDP OP Man
over a year ago
Nottingham City Centre |
"I to fit the age & red hair but alas I’m not shaved
Would you consider waxing?
I do have it waxed every 6-8 weeks, so sometimes it’s smooth sometimes it’s furry lol"
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"Isn't that most men's dream though to have a blonde brunette and a redhead at the same time
What's a women's biggest fantasy?
Charlotte insists that it’s having two men at once, but plenty of bi wives we met in our travels didn’t seem agree.
what was their preference?"
Additional women, I think. |
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"Thread resurrection.
How did the masterplan for a threeway go, OP?
I'm betting it was highly successful..... "
To be honest, we were thinking about planning a reverse gangbang. Just need ten or so women. Must all be blonde and extremely attractive.
Might put a post on here. |
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"Thread resurrection.
How did the masterplan for a threeway go, OP?
I'm betting it was highly successful.....
To be honest, we were thinking about planning a reverse gangbang. Just need ten or so women. Must all be blonde and extremely attractive.
Might put a post on here. "
I'm in but I only have 7 blonde friends..... |
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"Thread resurrection.
How did the masterplan for a threeway go, OP?
I'm betting it was highly successful.....
To be honest, we were thinking about planning a reverse gangbang. Just need ten or so women. Must all be blonde and extremely attractive.
Might put a post on here.
I'm in but I only have 7 blonde friends..... "
Well Mrs N is blonde. You and your seven friends makes nine.
And I did say “ten or so.” I guess nine blondes might be ok. Willing to negotiate a smidge if I must. |
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"Thread resurrection.
How did the masterplan for a threeway go, OP?
I'm betting it was highly successful.....
To be honest, we were thinking about planning a reverse gangbang. Just need ten or so women. Must all be blonde and extremely attractive.
Might put a post on here.
I'm in but I only have 7 blonde friends.....
Well Mrs N is blonde. You and your seven friends makes nine.
And I did say “ten or so.” I guess nine blondes might be ok. Willing to negotiate a smidge if I must. "
Surely its 10 or nothing otherwise what's the point?? |
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You know what - you’re right. Nine sexy blondes just wouldn’t be enough. It’s ten or nothing. Thanks and sorry to have wasted your time. I’ll have to just suffice with the five Latino women who contacted us earlier. |
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"You know what - you’re right. Nine sexy blondes just wouldn’t be enough. It’s ten or nothing. Thanks and sorry to have wasted your time. I’ll have to just suffice with the five Latino women who contacted us earlier. "
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