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By *alice OP   Woman  over a year ago

Birmingham

I've just started learning drums and it reminded me of a drummer joke I was told a long time ago.

Drummer walks into a music shop and the owner says "can I help you?

Drummer explains "Yes. I'm tired of my bandmates mocking me for 'just' being a drummer. So I'd like to learn a couple more instruments to show my versatility and prowess as a musician"

"Great! Well have a good look round and let me know what catches your eye, and I'll put a good price together for you" replies the owner.

So the drummer walks round the store, and after a while returns to the counter.

The owner looks up and says "see anything you like?"

The drummer points and says "I'd like the saxophone and the keyboard please"

The owner looks at him for a second, before replying.

"Well, it'll be £40 for the fire extinguisher but I'm not selling the radiator"

Anyone else got musical jokes to share?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What you call the guy who follows the band around..

The drummer

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

How do you know if a drummer is at your front door?

Either the knock speeds up or he comes in too early

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

-Homeless.

Good on you to start learning.

Got some drumming videos on my public videos

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

-Homeless.

Good on you to start learning.

Got some drumming videos on my public videos "

Hey I’m a drummer,

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Recommendation -

Watch "Rick Dior" on youtube.

phenomenal drummer & teacher.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer dribbles from both sides…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer dribbles from both sides…"

Terrible

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By *oodmessMan  over a year ago

yumsville

A band gets in a lift, presses three exists and walks to a meeting with their manager. Where's everyone, asks the manager. Been asking myself that for a long time says the drummer.

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