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By *jorkish OP Man
over a year ago
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There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts"
I think she needs to get the fuck off the internet and back to making me a ham sandwich! |
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By *jorkish OP Man
over a year ago
Seaforth |
"There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts
I think she needs to get the fuck off the internet and back to making me a ham sandwich!"
lmao |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a site catering for mums. Today on fab guys a poster said that this mum site had a poster saying that swingers is full of degenerate men(well it was more vulgar than that) who would fuck a ham sandwich. I presume the female poster has a profile on here, what are people's thoughts"
Does this mean that someone chose a Ham sandwich over her? Maybe it was lunchtime? 
Seriously though....ham on its own isnt that attractive - did it have a bag over it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be rare to her
It’s the bad ones that hound can’t take no messages ever 30 seconds or moan that gives guys a bad name
They over shadow the good people on hear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.
I do fancy a ham sandwich now though."
What is a penis beaker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!
If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!
If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy. "
Wouldn't the onion-ie bits make it a bit whiffy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!
If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy.
Wouldn't the onion-ie bits make it a bit whiffy "
Exactly !!!! Just like the real thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being a Muslim I couldn’t go anywhere near a ham sandwich !!!!!
If it was cheese and onion however, well now that’s a different story altogether. I would have to consider it. Depending on personality of course and If it would return my calls after any ensuing intimacy.
Wouldn't the onion-ie bits make it a bit whiffy
Exactly !!!! Just like the real thing "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok. Maybe we need to think about the bread.... Shitey-Whitey, granary... Sourdough?? 
I feel like I'm putting too much thought into this "
I'd prefer a bagel |
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"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.
I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.
What is a penis beaker "
Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.
It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there. |
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"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.
I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.
What is a penis beaker
Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.
It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there."
Omg I'm crying
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"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.
I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.
What is a penis beaker
Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.
It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.
Omg I'm crying
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It's amazing, isn't it?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.
I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.
What is a penis beaker
Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.
It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.
Omg I'm crying
It's amazing, isn't it? "
I can't lie, I've had to swallow down a little bit of sick  |
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"Same site had the infamous penis beaker thread. It's not exactly the place to go for a rational view of sex.
I do fancy a ham sandwich now though.
What is a penis beaker
Honestly, Google it. If I'm ever feeling grumpy I read the entire thread and always cry laughing.
It's called "Do you dunk your penis" but googling penis beaker will get you there.
Omg I'm crying
It's amazing, isn't it?
I can't lie, I've had to swallow down a little bit of sick "
I think I have a very high tolerance for grim grot! |
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Seriously though *some* men are like that but they're a tiny minority
