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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Is not going well!
A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath 
Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over
My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier
M is asleep on the sofa!
I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins
Don't know what to wear 
Is the night doomed ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hell no, I've just seen your profile, mmmm drop them a line and put it back am hour, then you can relax as get ready , if they get grumpy , there will be a long long line of takers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is not going well!
A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath
Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over
My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier
M is asleep on the sofa!
I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins
Don't know what to wear
Is the night doomed ?
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Can you call the meet and ask them to maybe hold off for an hour or so?....give yourself some breathing room and a chance to have a couple more glasses of wine! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is not going well!
A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath
Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over
My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier
M is asleep on the sofa!
I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins
Don't know what to wear
Is the night doomed ?
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Just meet in the dark  |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Is not going well!
A last minute meet arranged, cut my ankle with razor in bath
Just put my thong on back to front, went to take it off, got my leg stuck and fell over
My left shoulder is killing as had my tattoo filled in earlier
M is asleep on the sofa!
I still have a face pack on and meeting in 23 mins
Don't know what to wear
Is the night doomed ?
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Not doomed, the best nights start off on mishaps; I d say call them and ask for a bit more time and follow the advice of having a glass of wine to chill. Then ... dive in Have fun xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Great idea guys but taxi can only come at that time lol so best get my bet moving, plaster on, skinny dragged on, shrunk in wash
So hey no play later as these as never coming off haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stop posting on here and get on with it!
To be quite honest, you'd still look hot if you turned up in a velour tracksuit with no makeup on so don't panic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having a disaster too - stabbed my finger chopping the onions, stopped that bleeding then rubbed my eye aaaargghhh onion juice in eye - not a good move .................  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the taxi and only 3 mins late!
Now M will think I can get ready always that quickly
Split my wine before we left so hoping tonight goes ok!!!"
Well just think the night can only get better relax take a breath and enjoy x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In the taxi and only 3 mins late!
Now M will think I can get ready always that quickly
Split my wine before we left so hoping tonight goes ok!!!"
Crazzzzzy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well omg what a disaster haha
So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.
His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.
M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.
We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.
Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha
And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.
I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.
Oops!
So lesson learned, don't meet strange men  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well omg what a disaster haha
So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.
His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.
M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.
We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.
Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha
And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.
I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.
Oops!
So lesson learned, don't meet strange men "
cool story bro  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well omg what a disaster haha
So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.
His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.
M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.
We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.
Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha
And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.
I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.
Oops!
So lesson learned, don't meet strange men "
Bummer!
Atleast you've proved the importance of a social meet. Better luck next time I guess. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x"
Thanks hun, much appreciated xx
Still we have had a laugh about it!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well omg what a disaster haha
So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.
His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.
M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.
We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.
Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha
And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.
I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.
Oops!
So lesson learned, don't meet strange men
Bummer!
Atleast you've proved the importance of a social meet. Better luck next time I guess."
Next time we will stick with our regular playmates, we fancied a change last night, but as I said we are laughing about it this morning!
Feel slightly sorry for the bloke, but well his profile needs a good overhaul
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well omg what a disaster haha
So we met at the time agreed, the bloke turned up, and I said to M OMG that's not him is it.
His profile let's say was not a true reflection of him.
M and I went outside for a fag after 5 minutes hoping to have a quick chat, but the bloke came with us (pub 1), and I managed to pick up some d*unk woman outside who wouldn't shut up.
We decided to leave pub 1 after 25 mins, to escape from the d*unk woman, I thought we will give the bloke a fair chance and chat further.
Pub 2, I picked up a lovely dog haha
And it was getting more awkward, I went to the loo and text M, I think we had better tell him we're not interested.
I came out of the loo to find he'd gone, M had already told him.
Oops!
So lesson learned, don't meet strange men
Bummer!
Atleast you've proved the importance of a social meet. Better luck next time I guess.
Next time we will stick with our regular playmates, we fancied a change last night, but as I said we are laughing about it this morning!
Feel slightly sorry for the bloke, but well his profile needs a good overhaul
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It's why I'm only interested in meeting people who are on my friends list who I've spoken to regularly and seen recent pics of |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x"
Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x
Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home..."
Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x
Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...
Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready "
No no no...
You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...
Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x
Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...
Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready
No no no...
You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...
Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"
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If you come charging in on a white horse and I can ride it bareback, then it's a deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x
Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...
Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready
No no no...
You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...
Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"
If you come charging in on a white horse and I can ride it bareback, then it's a deal "
You may ride my "horse" bareback any time you wish...;-)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Poor you, hope next one is worthy of you julie, all that stress for nothing. Ill take the cover off the hot tub for you and you can chill, even bring you some wine xx least I can do. Jules x
Psst... Julie... Take your own towel or ya'll be an hour and a half in the hot tub waitin for Jules' kids to get home...
Thanks for the heads up there, towel at the ready
No no no...
You was sposed to say... "Alas, alack and oh woe is me for I have no towel...
Prithee good Sir Euro, wiltst thou not mount thy noble steed and hasten to my rescue...?"
If you come charging in on a white horse and I can ride it bareback, then it's a deal
You may ride my "horse" bareback any time you wish...;-)
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Ride em cowboy |
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