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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

Me anything like a trade ie plumber builder . Not for me . Iwould be useless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pollen count. I'd get distracted and have to keep starting again.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Bin man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything numbers related would make me thoroughly miserable. I don’t like maths!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Customer service or retail.. don't know how those poor sods do it!

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"Anything numbers related would make me thoroughly miserable. I don’t like maths!"

Something about you just doesn’t add up..?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently all the jobs I've ever done

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ski instructor ... last time I skied I nearly killed myself and was made to promise never to do it again.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call centre. I couldn't resist the urge to tell whining people to fuck off and get a life.

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Rat catcher... Rats freak me out, I just couldn't do it.

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By *ategoodbyeMan  over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Soldier. I couldn’t stand the routine and obeying orders.

I wonder if there are a high percentage of forces male swingers though. I guess you get used to being naked around other men and you need to find creative ways to keep you and your partner satisfied when you’re away.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Anything numbers related would make me thoroughly miserable. I don’t like maths!

Something about you just doesn’t add up..? "

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By *orraine999Woman  over a year ago

Somewhere

Any job that involves snakes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything tradesman related.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything numbers related would make me thoroughly miserable. I don’t like maths!

Something about you just doesn’t add up..? "

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything tradesman related. "

But the money!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

secretary would spend all day chating up other work colleges and customers

And underline or the boss desk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything involving DIY...absolutely useless with my hands.

Oops, the irony

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Anything that involves an other language.

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

I absolutely love cooking, and get a lot of satisfaction from hosting dinner parties, but I couldn't do it professionally to save my life. Apart from the pressure of the preparation that's involved, it's a one hit deal. You can't give someone their 21st birthday, or wedding anniversary back if you make a balls of their special occasion by getting it wrong. It has to be right first time everytime. I couldn't handle that.

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Prime minister, though saying that,could I be any worse?

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Dealing with the general public. While I adore many people individually, the general public taken en masse are shitgibbons of the highest order and my patience is not sufficiently abundant to deal with them.

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By *olymalelincsMan  over a year ago

nr southend

Public speaker, I love talking to people one on one but crowds kick of my anxiety.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything tradesman related.

But the money!! "

Prefer to be happy !

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan  over a year ago

Torquay

I was rubbish at most of my jobs, fortunately others were always more rubbish than me otherwise they would have seen through me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cabbie. I have zero sense of direction.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A crossword setter as I am dyslexic.

First you would have to try read and work out the cryptic clue.

Then you would have to guess how I spent the answer lol

Good luck x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Painting bloody useless at it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me anything like a trade ie plumber builder . Not for me . Iwould be useless "

Anything that involved customers. Or customer service.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Doctor in a closed ward. I have no patients..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Blowjob..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Admin

Can't be doing with emails.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything that involves having a sense of direction...thank who ever the f**k for Google maps, satnav etc...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All of them! I should have born in to wealth

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Dealing with the general public. While I adore many people individually, the general public taken en masse are shitgibbons of the highest order and my patience is not sufficiently abundant to deal with them."
a shit gibbon. Word of the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything practical like joinery or bricklaying. I’d be in a&e most of the time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A valet, i wouldnt want to get behind the wheel of a supercar and not want to take it for a spin

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By *adbod7519Man  over a year ago

Leeds

Soot juggler

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Astronaut. I’d be bored..no atmosphere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Me anything like a trade ie plumber builder . Not for me . Iwould be useless "

All of um

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fluffer

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS  over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Working in an abattoir..... being a vegetarian... I'd accidentally on purpose be letting all the animals free..

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral


"Astronaut. I’d be bored..no atmosphere."

I see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be crap at customer services

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All of them! I should have born in to wealth "

Me too. I should be riding around the boundaries of my estate and then seeing the stable girls

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Working in an abattoir..... being a vegetarian... I'd accidentally on purpose be letting all the animals free.. "

Oh God, same. That’d be hell on earth to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually, I’ve thought of another. Chambermaid. Changing the beds at home is sheer purgatory to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Victoria's Secret model. I'd be great as the Sales Prevention Model though I think...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've thought of another...could never be a newsreader..I'd be forever making inappropriate and irreverent comments on "serious" topics....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Call centre...I used to work for one in a bank, took calls via another call centre in Wales..oh the accent was to die for...ended up flirting on the phone then apologising to the customer who had been on hold due to 'high call volumes'

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By *unloversCouple  over a year ago

rotherham

Teacher

Wouldn’t ha e the patience

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Support worker

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Nuclear weapons controller. I have fat fingers.

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By *ategoodbyeMan  over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"Actually, I’ve thought of another. Chambermaid. Changing the beds at home is sheer purgatory to me."

But you’d get a cute outfit.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South

Police Officer. I’d karate chop the first person who got lippy with me. Not sure how they stay so bloody calm

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By *r SproutMan  over a year ago

the middle somewhere

I would make a terrible jockey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sniper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any job working/reporting to someone else, especially a big corporation where your a number.

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool

Translator.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Translator."

Eh?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Translator.

Eh? "

Exactly

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"A sniper "

Days lurking in a camouflaged hole through window and rain. Rats crawl over you at night.

Then one dawn the officer pokes his head just over the top of his defence. Bang. A perfect shot through the head of your own General..

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By *ategoodbyeMan  over a year ago

Hertfordshire


"A sniper

Days lurking in a camouflaged hole through window and rain. Rats crawl over you at night.

Then one dawn the officer pokes his head just over the top of his defence. Bang. A perfect shot through the head of your own General.."

Baldrick!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A train driver. I always fall asleep on the train.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Accountant

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

I’m not good at interacting with the public.

I take my hat off to those who have too for a living.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lifeguard. I can't swim.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham


"I’m not good at interacting with the public.

I take my hat off to those who have too for a living. "

Time to hand in the constable badge too perhaps..?

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lifeguard. I can't swim. "

Oh no! My nan learnt in her 60s. It's never too late if you wanted to.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lifeguard. I can't swim.

Oh no! My nan learnt in her 60s. It's never too late if you wanted to. "

No chance. I've seen Jaws. I know what can happen.

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By *orthern StarsCouple  over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

Brain surgeon, or any surgeon come to that.

I'm far too clumsy and would end up slipping with the scalpel and cutting in the wrong place.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Inglish teecher

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By *aughty but nice...Man  over a year ago

Staffs

I'd be rubbish at being an anti fabswinger perve .....if such a position existed

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By *acey_RedWoman  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lifeguard. I can't swim.

Oh no! My nan learnt in her 60s. It's never too late if you wanted to.

No chance. I've seen Jaws. I know what can happen."

Fair enough

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Any job working/reporting to someone else, especially a big corporation where your a number. "

42?

I'd be rubbish at anything on a building site, just because I wouldn't be able to climb scaffolding or actually stand up for long

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Anything tradesman related.

But the money!! "

What money is that then?

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Working with kid's or old people or young people or middle aged people or just people in general.

I'm a self confessed misanthrope and would be very happy working in an arctic research facility alone for months at a time.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Working with kid's or old people or young people or middle aged people or just people in general.

I'm a self confessed misanthrope and would be very happy working in an arctic research facility alone for months at a time."

Are you good with huskies

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By *ovelife8Man  over a year ago

Swindon


"Inglish teecher"

You could of been my English teacher, I had a misspelt youth!

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Working with kid's or old people or young people or middle aged people or just people in general.

I'm a self confessed misanthrope and would be very happy working in an arctic research facility alone for months at a time.

Are you good with huskies "

Probably not don't like dog's either

Well I say that I don't mind them but I couldn't eat a whole one.

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By *ryandseeMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

A driving instructor. I can't think of anything worse than risking life and limb on daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anything with fire/electrics. I helped change a light switch once, I only had to screw the faceplate back on the wall and somehow screwed through the wire I got a telling off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The High Jump!

Not easy to get off the ground at my age

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Soldier. Especially in today's geopolitical climate.

I'd get all philosophical and ask myself, why am am even here..and do I really want to kill another guy that probably doesn't want to be here either..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hubby said any that involved working as part of a team or involved manual labour lol

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By *elvet RopeMan  over a year ago

by the big field

anything involving the general public or kids...we don't really get on

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Anything that involves authority….don’t do bosses!

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By *ny1localMan  over a year ago

READING


"Call centre. I couldn't resist the urge to tell whining people to fuck off and get a life."
I'm so often tempted to phone the tourettes hotline, just to see how they answer the phone.

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By *aiseiMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

Tour de France cyclist, I can’t ride a bike.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Politician

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Politician"

Can’t be much worse than the current bunch of arseholes we have.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fishmonger or fishing boat crew. Basically anything fish related coz they terrify me and creep me out and I hate them

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Politician

Can’t be much worse than the current bunch of arseholes we have. "

True x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

English teacher, I can’t spell

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