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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know those weeks where things keep going from bad to worse?
Yeah, I'm having one of those 
If you could kindly please regale me with your best jokes, funny stories, etc etc. Could really do with a chuckle right now  |
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"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x
Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza  "
I’m so hungover, I’m in bed with a KFC bucket and a lord of the rings marathon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x
Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza "
Olives, anchivies and caper for me please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Aww hugs amber hopefully this put a little smile on your wonderful self
Your very beautiful love the red dress it’s absolutely to die for
You have very lushes lips they stunning
You figure is amazing your beautiful and wonderful in ever way shape possible xx |
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Sorry to hear you are having a pants time of things at the moment but if you want a chuckle look for the recent news story about a gentleman that went to a&e to have an object removed from an intimate area that ended up with the bomb squad being called when said item turned out to be a ww2 anti tank round that he apparently "slipped and fell on"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x
Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza
Olives, anchivies and caper for me please "
That's a very salty pizza  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Aww hugs amber hopefully this put a little smile on your wonderful self
Your very beautiful love the red dress it’s absolutely to die for
You have very lushes lips they stunning
You figure is amazing your beautiful and wonderful in ever way shape possible xx"
Thank you Natalie, that's very sweet xx
Not a body confidence type issue I'm going through but just shitty situations popping up all over the place unfortunately. Thank you though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Sorry to hear you are having a pants time of things at the moment but if you want a chuckle look for the recent news story about a gentleman that went to a&e to have an object removed from an intimate area that ended up with the bomb squad being called when said item turned out to be a ww2 anti tank round that he apparently "slipped and fell on" "
HA I saw this!  |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry to hear you are having a pants time of things at the moment but if you want a chuckle look for the recent news story about a gentleman that went to a&e to have an object removed from an intimate area that ended up with the bomb squad being called when said item turned out to be a ww2 anti tank round that he apparently "slipped and fell on" U
HA I saw this! "
Who do you you call? The bombsquad or the bumsquad? |
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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago
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I had a work do on Friday, I went to the loo for a piss and as I stood up the next thing I hear is ‘clunk’ look in the toilet only to find all my credit cards had fallen in there.
Fished them and the small wallet they were in out and ran them under tap water and I then went to the bar and asked them for sanitiser lol |
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"Sorry to hear you are having a pants time of things at the moment but if you want a chuckle look for the recent news story about a gentleman that went to a&e to have an object removed from an intimate area that ended up with the bomb squad being called when said item turned out to be a ww2 anti tank round that he apparently "slipped and fell on"
HA I saw this! "
I just have images of a guy butt naked bent over a gurny with a squadie in a full bomb disposal suit gently parting his cheeks and praying the patient doesn't fart  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aww hugs amber hopefully this put a little smile on your wonderful self
Your very beautiful love the red dress it’s absolutely to die for
You have very lushes lips they stunning
You figure is amazing your beautiful and wonderful in ever way shape possible xx
Thank you Natalie, that's very sweet xx
Not a body confidence type issue I'm going through but just shitty situations popping up all over the place unfortunately. Thank you though "
Your welcome anytime and awww hugs I hope it gets better soon xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks guys, I appreciate the efforts and well wishes x
Think I'm just going to crawl under my duvet for a bit and maybe order some pizza
Olives, anchivies and caper for me please
That's a very salty pizza "
Goes well with a beer |
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I’m here all week! Hope things improve soon x