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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch them with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are!"
Maybe that’s where they got the measurement from  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I long for the old days when we would all eat cake right after someone had just blown on it...... "
I heard this one the other day and laughed so hard |
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Not so
Much a joke but a funny dilemma.
What is the right thing to do when needing a sneeze while wearing mask?
I keep the mask on and still sneeze into my arm.
At least no one sees the boogers lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake."
You mean you don’t?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not so
Much a joke but a funny dilemma.
What is the right thing to do when needing a sneeze while wearing mask?
I keep the mask on and still sneeze into my arm.
At least no one sees the boogers lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands? Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake.
You mean you don’t? "
I've eaten it by the time I'm out the bathroom. |
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I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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Why did the chicken cross the road with another chicken following close behind?
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Because the other chicken didn’t know how to socially distance himself… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve heard a rumour that lots of Germans are stockpiling cheese & sausage in the anticipation of another COVID lockdown - in other words planning for a Wurst-Käse scenario |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I ran out of toilet paper and started using lettuce leaves. Today was just the tip of the iceberg, tomorrow romaines to be seen.
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Why did the chicken cross the road with another chicken following close behind?
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Because the other chicken didn’t know how to socially distance himself…"
loved the lettuce ones |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’ve heard a rumour that lots of Germans are stockpiling cheese & sausage in the anticipation of another COVID lockdown - in other words planning for a Wurst-Käse scenario"
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"Not so
Much a joke but a funny dilemma.
What is the right thing to do when needing a sneeze while wearing mask?
I keep the mask on and still sneeze into my arm.
At least no one sees the boogers lol"
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My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands, that's where I'm taking you when this pandemic ends."
Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the fridge. |
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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago
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"My husband purchased a world map and then gave me a dart and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands, that's where I'm taking you when this pandemic ends."
Turns out, we're spending two weeks behind the fridge."
I'm so using this one |
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Covid shouldn't last much longer because, it was made in China, and nothing made in China was ever made to last.
A London pal of mine has told me that covid viruses don't go near South London as they are more likely to get stabbed there than anywhere else. |
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