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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Following on from the Worst meet thread, what was your worst kiss like?
I’ve met a few guys who kiss like dogs (slobber all over your mouth) but the best (or maybe the worst) was when this guy stuck his tongue in my mouth and left it there….. you can’t even call it a kiss
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was my ex fiance from my younger years, very dull, literally almost no tongue, a lot of lip smushing but that was it. She didnt really do much on her part either it was like trying to french kiss a blow up doll  |
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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago
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"Following on from the Worst meet thread, what was your worst kiss like?
I’ve met a few guys who kiss like dogs (slobber all over your mouth) but the best (or maybe the worst) was when this guy stuck his tongue in my mouth and left it there….. you can’t even call it a kiss
And how do you get these other emojis? "
So this isn’t how you are supposed to kiss?
Asking for a friend |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had a meet with a guy who barely moved his lips, let alone give a bit of tongue. "
I’ve had one of these too also felt like they were puckered so tight they might be ready to syphon off some diesel rather than kiss haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a meet with a guy who barely moved his lips, let alone give a bit of tongue.
I’ve had one of these too also felt like they were puckered so tight they might be ready to syphon off some diesel rather than kiss haha "
 that made me LOL |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"The actually kiss was ok, just afterwards he put his tongue in my ear. Full on in my ear. It was not pleasant. "
OMG I love that, gets me wetter than an otters pocket! 
I’m not a fan of people who suddenly bite your lips when kissing. I have a low pain threshold and it just makes me want to knee them in the nuts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The actually kiss was ok, just afterwards he put his tongue in my ear. Full on in my ear. It was not pleasant.
OMG I love that, gets me wetter than an otters pocket!
I’m not a fan of people who suddenly bite your lips when kissing. I have a low pain threshold and it just makes me want to knee them in the nuts."
I didn't know whether to slap him or laugh. I think I went with a combination of both.
I like the biting thing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A guy who kind of sucked my lips and chin  He was stubbly too, so my poor face would be red raw after snogging him.
A hopeless kisser he was, but MAN was he attractive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once a guy sucked my tongue. Very strange feeling."
I've done that, for a split second & vice versa i've found as long as it's not the main part of the formula it's not so bad.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got an aversion to kissing those with small mouths with thin lips, coupled with tiny teeth. It's a silly embarrassing one I know.
I passed up a chance with a lovely woman, brilliant personality. There were other reasons too, but in the main it was this.
She gave me an unexpected smack on the lips once as we were parting company, and my mind was screaming " Ewwwww, no!!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got an aversion to kissing those with small mouths with thin lips, coupled with tiny teeth. It's a silly embarrassing one I know.
I passed up a chance with a lovely woman, brilliant personality. There were other reasons too, but in the main it was this.
She gave me an unexpected smack on the lips once as we were parting company, and my mind was screaming " Ewwwww, no!!" "
So that's a no to "fish lips" Sturgeon then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got an aversion to kissing those with small mouths with thin lips, coupled with tiny teeth. It's a silly embarrassing one I know.
I passed up a chance with a lovely woman, brilliant personality. There were other reasons too, but in the main it was this.
She gave me an unexpected smack on the lips once as we were parting company, and my mind was screaming " Ewwwww, no!!"
So that's a no to "fish lips" Sturgeon then?"
If you're talking Nicola Sturgeon, just looked her up, and yeah, kinda that ball park but thinner almost lipless looking. |
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Ok I am going to have to be self conscious the next time I snog someone. 
