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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"
I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"
I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit..."
YOU CLEANED THE FLAVOUR OUT.
I used to work with an animal like this too. He borrowed my cup once and I had to bleach everything and move company, leaving the cup behind. |
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"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"
I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit...
YOU CLEANED THE FLAVOUR OUT.
I used to work with an animal like this too. He borrowed my cup once and I had to bleach everything and move company, leaving the cup behind. "
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As kids our parents had a very old tea pot which had been handed down, my brother probably after being in the spotlight thought he would help out and Brillo pad the inside to clean it..
The reaction wasn't quite what he expected..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"
I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit...
YOU CLEANED THE FLAVOUR OUT.
I used to work with an animal like this too. He borrowed my cup once and I had to bleach everything and move company, leaving the cup behind. "
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I think I used to work there. After a short period of time terrorising the other cups, your old cup moved into HR. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"When was the last/worst time you did something and IMMEDIATELY thought "Oh Shit"
I cleaned someones tea mug at work as it was in a state, made them a brew and the second I handed it over I saw the face and OH SHIT was she not happy... "I know how to use a scouring pad!" and the silent treatment for a few days until it started to stain up a bit..."
That was not for you to do xxxx cheeky |
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The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us  |
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You NEVER and I mean NEVER clean someone else's stuff. Don't clean their bathroom when you go round or say "I'll just wipe your filthy kitchen worktop before one of us dies from salmonella", you don't wrestle their kids favourite soft toy from them and put it in the washing !machine because that brown teddy is really pink underneath all that filth or write "clean me" in the dirt on the tail gate of their car. I
I lost a lot of friends that way before I realised it's not the done thing
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"The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us "
Very true, but hopefully worth it when they get through that stage..  |
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"The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us
Very true, but hopefully worth it when they get through that stage.. "
It was like a slow mo scene where you're looking down on yourself, puppies jumping everywhere and your eyes widen when the realisation sets in. It will definitely be worth it |
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"The last oh shit moment was yesterday when we went to view some puppies and it dawned on me that I'm going to have countless sleepless nights for a little while when she comes home with us
Very true, but hopefully worth it when they get through that stage..
It was like a slow mo scene where you're looking down on yourself, puppies jumping everywhere and your eyes widen when the realisation sets in. It will definitely be worth it "
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My Oh shit! moments are usually at work when I reply to the email from client and forget to delete the rest of the email thread containing GDPR details...I had to recall my emails quite a few times now as it's a big no no
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Yesterday I had my living painted. When I was putting everything back in place I hung my big clock on the wall, turned my back and it fell to the ground and smashed. I loved that clock and can't afford to replace it. |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
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I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword
20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it
I'd only been working there a week  |
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"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword
20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it
I'd only been working there a week "
Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Yesterday I had my living painted. When I was putting everything back in place I hung my big clock on the wall, turned my back and it fell to the ground and smashed. I loved that clock and can't afford to replace it."
What colour?? |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
Virtuosa |
"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword
20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it
I'd only been working there a week
Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword "
I think it was his but I thought it was an old one
He absolutely bollocked me in front of everyone  |
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"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword
20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it
I'd only been working there a week
Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword
I think it was his but I thought it was an old one
He absolutely bollocked me in front of everyone "
Sorry that happened, that was well out of order from him. Who loses it over a crossword?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My husbands will be when he was at work and answered the phone thinking it was me. He answered it like this.. "Hello treacle tits" who was on the other end? His boss. |
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By *adetMan
over a year ago
Virtuosa |
"I found an old newspaper in the staffroom and completed the crossword
20 minutes later a guy stormed into the office in a rage waiving the paper around asking who the f**k had done it
I'd only been working there a week
Should get his own bloody newspaper if he wanted to do the crossword
I think it was his but I thought it was an old one
He absolutely bollocked me in front of everyone
Sorry that happened, that was well out of order from him. Who loses it over a crossword? "
Unfortunately I go bright red at the drop of a hat so it was pretty obvious it was me
We ended up getting on OK and used to do them together sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I made a very inappropriate joke in the workplace. Think Frankie Boyle levels of offensiveness in a room of about 30 people I got 2 people laughing hysterically and the rest not impressed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last week when I messaged the wrong person . Rather embarrassed as it was rather a naughty text lol "
I’ve done that years ago, I was having a banter with a pal through texting and my sister also sent me a test, didn’t realise I hadn’t changed the test window and replied “F*** Off” to my sister instead of my pal…. Luckily she realised mid made a mistake - doh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Last week when I messaged the wrong person . Rather embarrassed as it was rather a naughty text lol
I’ve done that years ago, I was having a banter with a pal through texting and my sister also sent me a test, didn’t realise I hadn’t changed the test window and replied “F*** Off” to my sister instead of my pal…. Luckily she realised mid made a mistake - doh! "
TEXT, not test stupid Autocorrect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh Shit moments, hard to say which was worst:
Mid-air collision (minor damage, both survived)
1st car crunch) (my fault, no one else involved)
2nd car crunch (my fault, no one else involved)
Getting slashed/cut.
In-flight gearbox failure, emergency landing.
Getting shot, minor injury.
3rd car crunch (not my fault, improving)
4th car crunch (not my fault, cracked it now)
In-flight engine failure at night, emergency landing.
I've had some nail-biting moments over the years since but I seem to have shaken off the true 'Oh shit' ones..or I've just got complacent.. |
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Last weekend when I went ice skating for the first time in about 20 years, as soon as I stepped on the ice I thought "Oh shit!!"
I was crap at it 20 years ago and I'm no better now, though I did manage to do a few laps away from the barriers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yesterday when I had my long hair cut into a shoulder length shaggy bob. It looks like it was done with a knife and fork! Definitely an 'Oh shit' moment... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot. "
Tell her he's testing her resolve. seeing how long it will be before she gives in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot.
Tell her he's testing her resolve. seeing how long it will be before she gives in"
Could be a stelf elf? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My last ‘oh shit’ moment was yesterday morning when my daughter pointed out that the elf hadn’t moved from its spot. "
Haha exactly this, luckily my eldest had realised I hadn't moved them this morn so quickly sorted something out before the younger 2 came down |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A week or so ago when I realised I'd totally missed my fodmaps diet course.
Before that was when I double booked myself. I had to fess up and ask for help from someone I'd had a go at pteviously for not having their shit together.
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