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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So hypothetically speaking
You haven’t had sex in so long and you’re horny as fuck, and you’re off to a works do.
A free bar makes the horn rise and flirtation is off the scale.
You have a double room at the hotel upstairs from the main function.
Would you take a willing participant (aka colleague) up for a bit of private entertainment?
All hypothetical of course  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x
Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…"
Hahaha
I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol
I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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personal I would have all ready had everyone in the office that want me way before so they wouldn’t be getting anything they hadn’t had
So yes but would always make it clear it’s just sex no feelings or anything as work and feels and stuff can get messy
But if they know going in it’s just sex then fellings can be left out off it
If you don’t want to shit ware you eat then maybe a random from the bar or a close by bar may work out better |
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"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x
Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…
Hahaha
I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol
I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality "
Once you've had a few, I'm sure you'll have the balls  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x
Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…
Hahaha
I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol
I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality
Once you've had a few, I'm sure you'll have the balls "
Hahah maybe the CEO lol
Jokes 
No I gotta be contained but just wondering of everyone else’s thoughts, experiences, and anecdotes |
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Joking apart ….. I saw the mass chaos and tragedy that unfolded after this happened to a colleague a few years ago. One of the two parties involved is no longer with us as a result of one stupid d*unken evening |
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"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x
Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…
Hahaha
I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol
I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality
Once you've had a few, I'm sure you'll have the balls "
Yea he will be balls deep lol I would without the drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope, nopity no. If I was that horny I'd ditch the party and find someone I want to do the sex with
All my colleagues are either female or homosexual males |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I’d arrange a booty call from elsewhere.
I wouldn’t go near a work colleague, but then:
A) I’ve never fancied one enough to want to shag them;
B) I’ve seen it all go Pete Tong in a previous workplace and the way it can get VERY nasty.
C) I’ve no sense of recklessness.
D). If there’s a free bar I usually spend the end of the night hugging a toilet bowl.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mixing business with pleasure is a massive no for me, I leave such events early as I don't want to be the office gossip or crashing the Internet with a scandalous vid.
NBVN x |
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Once the company Secretary took me back to her office as she had a fantasy to be fucked over her desk.
We did it at the top of the stairwell too ... full floor to ceiling glass windows.
Nothing was ever said between us when we returned to work other than an occasional wink if we ever passed in the stairwell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"***personal I would have all ready had everyone in the office that want me way before so they wouldn’t be getting anything they hadn’t had ***
So yes but would always make it clear it’s just sex no feelings or anything as work and feels and stuff can get messy
But if they know going in it’s just sex then fellings can be left out off it
If you don’t want to shit ware you eat then maybe a random from the bar or a close by bar may work out better "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah. Office gossip isn’t worth it, and it likely gets awkward."
I always pick people who desperately need discretion. Then no-one has any clue that we are fucking.  |
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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago
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"So hypothetically speaking
You haven’t had sex in so long and you’re horny as fuck, and you’re off to a works do.
A free bar makes the horn rise and flirtation is off the scale.
You have a double room at the hotel upstairs from the main function.
Would you take a willing participant (aka colleague) up for a bit of private entertainment?
All hypothetical of course "
Not someone from the office...
I'd probably put a meet up on here. (I mean, I actually have... but the qualities of replies are... Interesting to say the least) |
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Nope.
I did offer my boss and his boss a threesome at my last Christmas do in 2019, but it as a very non-corporate environment so you could get away with that sort of thing (plus they just laughed it off - cheeky buggers!).
My current place is very corporate, so there's no way I'd risk it. If I was that horny and had a hotel room I'd go to the hotel bar and find a randomer or put a meet up on here. |
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