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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

So hypothetically speaking

You haven’t had sex in so long and you’re horny as fuck, and you’re off to a works do.

A free bar makes the horn rise and flirtation is off the scale.

You have a double room at the hotel upstairs from the main function.

Would you take a willing participant (aka colleague) up for a bit of private entertainment?

All hypothetical of course

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x

Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x

Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…"

Hahaha

I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol

I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

personal I would have all ready had everyone in the office that want me way before so they wouldn’t be getting anything they hadn’t had

So yes but would always make it clear it’s just sex no feelings or anything as work and feels and stuff can get messy

But if they know going in it’s just sex then fellings can be left out off it

If you don’t want to shit ware you eat then maybe a random from the bar or a close by bar may work out better

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Been there done that would do it again xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not a cat in hells chance

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By *B69Woman  over a year ago

Wiltshire

If the feelings were mutual then yes, go for it

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By *heMightySpud69Man  over a year ago

Milton keynes


"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x

Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…

Hahaha

I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol

I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality "

Once you've had a few, I'm sure you'll have the balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x

Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…

Hahaha

I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol

I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality

Once you've had a few, I'm sure you'll have the balls "

Hahah maybe the CEO lol

Jokes

No I gotta be contained but just wondering of everyone else’s thoughts, experiences, and anecdotes

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By *iamondCougarWoman  over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Joking apart ….. I saw the mass chaos and tragedy that unfolded after this happened to a colleague a few years ago. One of the two parties involved is no longer with us as a result of one stupid d*unken evening

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope as you would have to face the music in January. It could be a very awkward 2022.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

No x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

yes I've done this ...wasn't awkward and we were both discreet ..still smile at each other and chat daily

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton


"Hypothetical my ass, just pm me your room number and stop flirting by proxy on the forum x

Debbie from HR is gonna be soooo pissed if she finds out…

Hahaha

I wish I’d have the ball in all honesty. It’s a great fantasy though lol

I’d love to do it but can’t see it happening in reality

Once you've had a few, I'm sure you'll have the balls "

Yea he will be balls deep lol I would without the drink

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nah. I like to keep as much clear blue water as possible between work life and private/social life

Course temptation's always there

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

No, I keep work and pleasure totally separate.

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hypothetically, there would be a couple of colleagues who would help me keep warm x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's no one I work with that would interest me like that.

Well maybe one could and since I start a new job in January I'd say yes

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By *rMojoRisinMan  over a year ago

Sheffield

One doesn’t shit, where one eats!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Tough one. While it sounds great. The aftermath might not be. I'll just put a d*unk fab status up, "hotel room, who's cumming?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope, nopity no. If I was that horny I'd ditch the party and find someone I want to do the sex with

All my colleagues are either female or homosexual males

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

I’d arrange a booty call from elsewhere.

I wouldn’t go near a work colleague, but then:

A) I’ve never fancied one enough to want to shag them;

B) I’ve seen it all go Pete Tong in a previous workplace and the way it can get VERY nasty.

C) I’ve no sense of recklessness.

D). If there’s a free bar I usually spend the end of the night hugging a toilet bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Benefit of getting invited to clients parties, I rarely ever see the ones it happens with again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nooooo never shag a colleague too messy. Grab a random instead if your in that need of a shag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nooooo never shag a colleague too messy. Grab a random instead if your in that need of a shag "

Rather grab a handful

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Nah. Office gossip isn’t worth it, and it likely gets awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mixing business with pleasure is a massive no for me, I leave such events early as I don't want to be the office gossip or crashing the Internet with a scandalous vid.

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nah dont mix business with pleasure.... ive been there in the past and wouldnt again.

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By *ookinforfun6972Couple  over a year ago

Hartlepool

No not for me

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By *ooking4othersMan  over a year ago

Here ...

Once the company Secretary took me back to her office as she had a fantasy to be fucked over her desk.

We did it at the top of the stairwell too ... full floor to ceiling glass windows.

Nothing was ever said between us when we returned to work other than an occasional wink if we ever passed in the stairwell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"***personal I would have all ready had everyone in the office that want me way before so they wouldn’t be getting anything they hadn’t had ***

So yes but would always make it clear it’s just sex no feelings or anything as work and feels and stuff can get messy

But if they know going in it’s just sex then fellings can be left out off it

If you don’t want to shit ware you eat then maybe a random from the bar or a close by bar may work out better "

***

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nah. Office gossip isn’t worth it, and it likely gets awkward."

I always pick people who desperately need discretion. Then no-one has any clue that we are fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When I was in my very early 20's, I slept with a colleague after staff xmas do. It did not end well further down the line.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't drink so I'm always on my best behaviour

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By *adyJayneWoman  over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)


"So hypothetically speaking

You haven’t had sex in so long and you’re horny as fuck, and you’re off to a works do.

A free bar makes the horn rise and flirtation is off the scale.

You have a double room at the hotel upstairs from the main function.

Would you take a willing participant (aka colleague) up for a bit of private entertainment?

All hypothetical of course "

Not someone from the office...

I'd probably put a meet up on here. (I mean, I actually have... but the qualities of replies are... Interesting to say the least)

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By *ig1gaz1Man  over a year ago

bradford

Someone on here already done it.

You should remember reading it as well.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yeah I would, but I'm all about regrettable decision-making ha!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

No. Business and pleasure stay separate.

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Nope.

I did offer my boss and his boss a threesome at my last Christmas do in 2019, but it as a very non-corporate environment so you could get away with that sort of thing (plus they just laughed it off - cheeky buggers!).

My current place is very corporate, so there's no way I'd risk it. If I was that horny and had a hotel room I'd go to the hotel bar and find a randomer or put a meet up on here.

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley

I have a works do tonight but no not with them!. Would be nice to find someone else to distract me though! As I don't actually want to go to it.

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

I'd move the party up to my room...more the merrier.

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

If the barman is cute, ask him instead.

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