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"Shark attacks are pretty rare events, relatively speaking. There's been over 300,000 tiger attacks over the last 200 years (since records began) in the Indian subcontinent, by comparison. About 1800 people killed by tigers per year. Tigers are great swimmers too, so can get you in the water- like sharks. There's been incidents where a tiger has swam in in the water to grab fishermen from boats one by by one, with boats with like 6 people on it, killing each person one by one and dragging them to shore. It's almost as if the tiger is saying okay, "I'll have you today.. & you're my breakfast for tomorrow..and you'll be my supper on friday etc.." Basically if you get attacked by a tiger, your fucked." I live near a zoo with tigers.. hope those buggers never escape .. | |||
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"It is a well known FACT that 100%of shark attacks in the sea" The earth is 90% water. Sharks live in the sea. The human body is also 90% water. … it’s only a matter of time… | |||
"Shark attacks are pretty rare events, relatively speaking. There's been over 300,000 tiger attacks over the last 200 years (since records began) in the Indian subcontinent, by comparison. About 1800 people killed by tigers per year. Tigers are great swimmers too, so can get you in the water- like sharks. There's been incidents where a tiger has swam in in the water to grab fishermen from boats one by by one, with boats with like 6 people on it, killing each person one by one and dragging them to shore. It's almost as if the tiger is saying okay, "I'll have you today.. & you're my breakfast for tomorrow..and you'll be my supper on friday etc.." Basically if you get attacked by a tiger, your fucked. I live near a zoo with tigers.. hope those buggers never escape .. " If they do, just leave a big bowl of milk out & hope for the best. (with frosties in it.) | |||
"Shark attacks are pretty rare events, relatively speaking. There's been over 300,000 tiger attacks over the last 200 years (since records began) in the Indian subcontinent, by comparison. About 1800 people killed by tigers per year. Tigers are great swimmers too, so can get you in the water- like sharks. There's been incidents where a tiger has swam in in the water to grab fishermen from boats one by by one, with boats with like 6 people on it, killing each person one by one and dragging them to shore. It's almost as if the tiger is saying okay, "I'll have you today.. & you're my breakfast for tomorrow..and you'll be my supper on friday etc.." Basically if you get attacked by a tiger, your fucked. I live near a zoo with tigers.. hope those buggers never escape .. " Apparently the Hippo is the one to watch for, more Hippo deaths than the rest of safari animals combined by a factor or lots. Also, they run, and swim faster than you, so the only chance to beat one in a triathlon is on the bike… | |||
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"It’s tiger sharks that you really need to avoid Tom….. worst of both worlds!" How on earth did they get a tiger to fuck a shark?? Isn’t science amazing? | |||
"Shark attacks are pretty rare events, relatively speaking. There's been over 300,000 tiger attacks over the last 200 years (since records began) in the Indian subcontinent, by comparison. About 1800 people killed by tigers per year. Tigers are great swimmers too, so can get you in the water- like sharks. There's been incidents where a tiger has swam in in the water to grab fishermen from boats one by by one, with boats with like 6 people on it, killing each person one by one and dragging them to shore. It's almost as if the tiger is saying okay, "I'll have you today.. & you're my breakfast for tomorrow..and you'll be my supper on friday etc.." Basically if you get attacked by a tiger, your fucked." Are tigers a good shag though? Asking for a friend.  | |||
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"Sharks terrify me "Supremely evolved which makes them dangerous but "Jaws" has a lot to answer for. They are scary seen in water but so are a lot of big fish. See Jim Abernathy - shark expert and 'friends' with 15ft tiger shark. Good video on BBC Nov 2021. Not quie puppies but surprisingly close. | |||
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"Shark attacks are pretty rare events, relatively speaking. There's been over 300,000 tiger attacks over the last 200 years (since records began) in the Indian subcontinent, by comparison. About 1800 people killed by tigers per year. Tigers are great swimmers too, so can get you in the water- like sharks. There's been incidents where a tiger has swam in in the water to grab fishermen from boats one by by one, with boats with like 6 people on it, killing each person one by one and dragging them to shore. It's almost as if the tiger is saying okay, "I'll have you today.. & you're my breakfast for tomorrow..and you'll be my supper on friday etc.." Basically if you get attacked by a tiger, your fucked." If tigers, sharks and people are in the water, who eats what? | |||
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"Is your hatred towards sharks Tom the fact you've been the victim of a shark attack yourself..?.. your profile photo seems to suggest yes.. " 
Very witty...
I remember watching that documentary calls Jaws and had a fascination ever since. I watch Shark Week on Sky TV and every programme about these beasts. I even have an app that tracks them in the oceans. I look at the movement and directions that these buggers take.
Like all threads... People can agree, disagree, post, not post or look elsewhere...
I am fascinated by these evil buggers...
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"I love sharks. Great whites are definitely my favourite. Always wanted to go cage diving with sharks. Been my dream since forever lol not brave enough to do open water swim with sharks though. Respect them enough to admire they mysteriousness, but not a fool enough to offer myself as a buffet yet lol" I saw the video where the shark managed to get into the cage with the cameraman. He escaped unhurt luckily. Be careful what you wish for. Some of these sharks are cunning buggers and will gobble you down before you can say Jack Robinson .. | |||
"I love sharks. Great whites are definitely my favourite. Always wanted to go cage diving with sharks. Been my dream since forever lol not brave enough to do open water swim with sharks though. Respect them enough to admire they mysteriousness, but not a fool enough to offer myself as a buffet yet lol I saw the video where the shark managed to get into the cage with the cameraman. He escaped unhurt luckily. Be careful what you wish for. Some of these sharks are cunning buggers and will gobble you down before you can say Jack Robinson .." I’d be on the look out for land sharks….. | |||
"I love sharks. Great whites are definitely my favourite. Always wanted to go cage diving with sharks. Been my dream since forever lol not brave enough to do open water swim with sharks though. Respect them enough to admire they mysteriousness, but not a fool enough to offer myself as a buffet yet lol I saw the video where the shark managed to get into the cage with the cameraman. He escaped unhurt luckily. Be careful what you wish for. Some of these sharks are cunning buggers and will gobble you down before you can say Jack Robinson .." There are naturalists like David Attenborough who help us explore the real miracles of our planet, showing the detailed interplay of life around us. Alongside this light - the Yin of enlightenment - we have the Op who will by anecdote and inference imply every creature on the planet is out to get us (or rather him) by cunning, stealth, tooth and claw. You are safe nowhere and they will get you all. Get them before they get you. Pray silence Fabbers for the dawn of the Anti-Attenborough - Essex Tom.  | |||
"It is a well known FACT that 100%of shark attacks in the sea" does your ears not bleeding from hearing baby shark not count as land based shark attacks? | |||
"I love sharks. Great whites are definitely my favourite. Always wanted to go cage diving with sharks. Been my dream since forever lol not brave enough to do open water swim with sharks though. Respect them enough to admire they mysteriousness, but not a fool enough to offer myself as a buffet yet lol I saw the video where the shark managed to get into the cage with the cameraman. He escaped unhurt luckily. Be careful what you wish for. Some of these sharks are cunning buggers and will gobble you down before you can say Jack Robinson .. There are naturalists like David Attenborough who help us explore the real miracles of our planet, showing the detailed interplay of life around us. Alongside this light - the Yin of enlightenment - we have the Op who will by anecdote and inference imply every creature on the planet is out to get us (or rather him) by cunning, stealth, tooth and claw. You are safe nowhere and they will get you all. Get them before they get you. Pray silence Fabbers for the dawn of the Anti-Attenborough - Essex Tom. "It's always nice to welcome a new disciple .. | |||
