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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It was on a dark and cold winters night, not long before Christmas and just like most nights, Scrooge McFuck was sat in his modest house alone after work. Now this was never a problem for Scrooge, as he had always been certain that out there, was 'the one'. The only problem for Scrooge, is that he didn't get out much.. Well at all really, he lacks confidence and doesn't take chances, not realising life may just pass him by...
As the Clock neared close to 0100, Scrooge fell into a slumber by his computer desk, where he had been doing some research on youpor... I mean YouTube, while eating strong stinky cheese and drinking port. Just as the Clock struck one, the glass of Port fell out his hand...
**(Swirly thing that happens when being shown someone going into a dream on screen)
A bright light appeared through the South easterly window in the distance, causing Scrooge to stir and waken. He fumbled for his glasses and clumsily pulled up his long John's, stumbling towards the window. The light grew brighter as it neared, and became more clear that this light was in the shape of a figure.. As Scrooge clambered backwards in fright, the light passed through the window as though it was not solid or even there...
Scrooge was now confronted by the the most beautiful being he had ever seen, but couldn't make out details because of the bright glowing light surrounding her. Now was she an Angel? a Ghost? Scrooge wondered. As soon as the thought entered his mind, this entity answered in the most heavenly sweet voice.. "I am Granny Crumpet". As she slipped off her gown, the light lowered and Granny Crumpet was now fully visible, and what a sight to behold, she radiated beauty with her full voluptuous body, dark eyes which sparkled and had a mischievous glint. Scrooge noticed what looked like a wand at first but it was a sheer glass dildo in hand, and in place of a halo, was a studded collar and leash. Scrooge asked why she was here, and silently Granny Crumpet held out her hand. As soon as Scrooge touched Granny Crmpets hand, they were transported in an instant, to another place...
In front of two gigantic doors, this place was unknown to Scrooge, yet felt so familiar to him. Granny Crumpet waved her glass dildo and tapped the door thrice, the door opened and the place was well lit and full of life, laughter and music. A crowd of men, women, TV's TS's, cross dressers as far as one could see. Just as Scrooge was about to ask Granny what this place was, she beckoned him in, and as soon as Scrooge stepped inside across the threshold, Granny Crumpet began to sing with the voice of an angel as Scrooge followed her through this strange yet wonderful place...
***(Granny Crumpet sings the following while Scrooge follows in awe)
Doms and Subs, in the dungeon.
Greedy Girls, Stags n Vixens.
A wondrous sight,
They’re fucking tonight.
Wandering in a Winter Wanka Land.
Gone away, are the prudish
Here to stay, are the perverts
To take a big shlong
While others look on
Fapping in a Winter Wanka Land.
In open playrooms, we could build an orgy.
We’ll pretend that it’s in Roman times.
They’ll ask, are you married?
We’ll say, hell yeah.
But you can play or not when you’re in here .
Later on, when you wake up
You will see, all the errors
In Mo-no-gomy
Not how we should be.
Dreaming of a Winter Wanka Land...
***(Swirly, coming out of dream stuff happens)
Scrooge woke in haste, not quite sure where he was. Was that a dream? Did it really happen? Scrooge looked at the spilled port, crumbs of stilton and brie, Kleenex tissues strewn around and said out loud to himself. "I need to stop eating cheese on a night". And he stumbled off to bed, and wanked himself to sleep.
The End.
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction, all characters are made up and no reflection of anyone in real life. Just a bit of nonsense really.
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Mustn't have given you enough forgetful dust .... it really did happen boys n girls.
Thanks to you for sooooooooo much effort for everybody
Well done you x 