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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Have you ever weighed your cock when it's flaccid and then weighed it again when it's hard to see what the weight difference is?
I know what you're thinking, how on earth do I weigh it when it's hard? Well I'm sure you can come up with some weird and wonderful ways to achieve it!
And ladies. Have you ever weighed a breast? Or two?
Anyone care to whack theirs out and give us the result? Pics, of course, get bonus points.
What about balls' weight? |
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Can't say I have but I must admit I'm curious now A hard measurement would be difficult as it's actively fighting gravity though
Maybe ball weighing pre and post cum, then we can work out who the real "heavy cummers" are
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can't say I have but I must admit I'm curious now A hard measurement would be difficult as it's actively fighting gravity though
Maybe ball weighing pre and post cum, then we can work out who the real "heavy cummers" are
LvM"
It's quite the challenge with the gravity Defiance. Would be so amusing to watch someone try though. I've had one suggestion so far off the thread. I think it's possible with the right scales.
Question is with balls though.... Shaved or not? The hairy ones could have an advantage. |
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"Can't say I have but I must admit I'm curious now A hard measurement would be difficult as it's actively fighting gravity though
Maybe ball weighing pre and post cum, then we can work out who the real "heavy cummers" are
LvM
It's quite the challenge with the gravity Defiance. Would be so amusing to watch someone try though. I've had one suggestion so far off the thread. I think it's possible with the right scales.
Question is with balls though.... Shaved or not? The hairy ones could have an advantage. "
I'm sure there's an inventive work around
Well as long as the amount of hair is the same pre and post jazzing then the reading should be accurate Unless you're just after some heavy balls and then the fluffy ones might have an advantage
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did."
I reckon that jelly weighs the same as the stuff that breasts are made of (whatever that is?) so... Make some jelly, poor it into your bra cups *warning* remove bra first, let it set and tip out onto your weighing scales easy, peasy! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did."
There was a sketch in the series Green Wing where she just took one out of her blouse and popped it on the scales on a desk in front of her. Flat scales mind. But was funny to watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did.
I reckon that jelly weighs the same as the stuff that breasts are made of (whatever that is?) so... Make some jelly, poor it into your bra cups *warning* remove bra first, let it set and tip out onto your weighing scales easy, peasy!"
You're a genius! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You could use displacement, fill a container and measure how much water you displace soft and hard, the difference in volume will be blood which is close enough in density to water to be considered the same.
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Not sure how to weigh my boobs but am sure they wouldn't break the scales if I did.
I reckon that jelly weighs the same as the stuff that breasts are made of (whatever that is?) so... Make some jelly, poor it into your bra cups *warning* remove bra first, let it set and tip out onto your weighing scales easy, peasy!
You're a genius! "
Thanks and, don't forget, you can eat the jelly boobs afterwards... With cream poured over them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You could use displacement, fill a container and measure how much water you displace soft and hard, the difference in volume will be blood which is close enough in density to water to be considered the same.
Mr"
Apparently you multiply the displaced water by 0.9 for the density. |
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By *xelciscoMan
over a year ago
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"Have you ever weighed your cock when it's flaccid and then weighed it again when it's hard to see what the weight difference is?
I know what you're thinking, how on earth do I weigh it when it's hard? Well I'm sure you can come up with some weird and wonderful ways to achieve it!
And ladies. Have you ever weighed a breast? Or two?
Anyone care to whack theirs out and give us the result? Pics, of course, get bonus points.
What about balls' weight? "
I have! with a flaccid cock the weight of the scale was too much and it fell off.
With a hard cock; i could keep the scale up easily! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently asking the female PT to hold your cock in one hand and dumbbells in the other is not the way to go.
(You should ask a man as they can lift more. ) |
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"I reckon my boobs weigh about half a stone each, possibly more.
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Drop test - drop them on my head and if i remain conscious theyre less than 2 kilos just let me know when you need me - * no science is involved in this method but I get to see boobs so …. |
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"You could use displacement, fill a container and measure how much water you displace soft and hard, the difference in volume will be blood which is close enough in density to water to be considered the same.
Mr"
You must be a scientist..lol |
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"I attempted to weigh my G cups. The scale fluctuated between around 1.5kg and 2-point-something kg. I decided this was not scientifically accurate/valid "
I’ll do my own measurement on yours on Saturday |
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"I attempted to weigh my G cups. The scale fluctuated between around 1.5kg and 2-point-something kg. I decided this was not scientifically accurate/valid
I’ll do my own measurement on yours on Saturday "
This would be MUCH more scientific |
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"Hmm ok so when I was a lot younger and worked for a parcel company - I used their conveyer belt scale ha … one worked out to be about 7lbs "
I'm sure those big girls weigh more now, they're gorgeous |
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