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Phrases from work that you might hear on fab.

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By *ifty grades of shady OP   Couple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We're trying to prevent a premature release.

Mr works with fibreglass.

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By *rivervaderMan  over a year ago

bolton

We can only take it round the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We need to make sure the double entry works

Unexpected item in the (ball) bagging area

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By *otmyrealname99Man  over a year ago

Manchester

Legally I need a 20 minute break every 6 hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Are you coming today?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm doing the best I can with what you've given me.

(accountants can't perform miracles or fudge numbers).

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Your performance was below standard today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Could you stay late? I need the extra pair of hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can you just hold one of the pipe while I screw this

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By *akie32Man  over a year ago

winchester

Im sure it willl, fit, try some lubrication

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By *os19Man  over a year ago

Edmonton

I need to do a verification

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

It's a 2 minute job

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could you stay late? I need the extra pair of hands "

I’m all yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That rubber is worn.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That'll never fit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hold the head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We didn't have this trouble with the last one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Please block my calendar for follow up meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

(I'll stop now. )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If there’s too much filling in it it’ll start to look messy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m sorry I’ve given the opening to someone else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

How long since you last had sex. How many partners have you had in the last 3 months. Have you had a previous Sti. Do you use protection. there is a lot about my job you could also ask on fab

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Don't taste that... it's not safe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To: Sydney University and all other institutions or persons using this site or its associated sites for projects or any unauthorised usage- You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal action.

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By *oeBeansMan  over a year ago

Derby

I'm done with this shit. I'm leaving for good! *Shows up again the next day*

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By *ulfilthmentMan  over a year ago

Just around the corner

Haven’t you finished yet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"That's fab", from customers. Does make me wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This morning…..god there’s some right wankers here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Well I'm a driver and often get asked ( can you get it in the back door ) which my reply is normally ( fuckin right I can ) lol

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

The numbers you've given me just don't match up in the real world.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stolen from a line in “the thin blue line”…..

Your cock up…. My arse!

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Once my credentials are stored I’ll be able to get in anywhere.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

There's no way that's going to fit in there, no matter how hard you bang it or how much lube you use.

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What size are you (i work in retail)

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By *andonmessMan  over a year ago

A world all of his own

Due to the nature of my work, pretty much everything we say can be taken both ways lol. One that does stick in my mind...a fair few years ago I was working with a female colleague who I've known since my apprenticeship, and as we were fixing one particular machine, I said to her "if I pull these parts open, you slide that bit inside..." cue us both looking at each other and falling into hysterics of laughter.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tie that fucker down.

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