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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A bacon sandwich followed by a morning of rampant sex
My reality is a cold cuppa tea while feeding the baby and a morning of chores.
What do you really want Vs what you will get? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I also want a bacon sarnie, and some rampant sex.
My reality? Another 9 days of isolation with no thanks to the person that passed me that bug. "
Hope your keeping well despite the virus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I also want a bacon sarnie, and some rampant sex.
My reality? Another 9 days of isolation with no thanks to the person that passed me that bug.
Hope your keeping well despite the virus "
So far, I’m lucky, and symptomless. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd love a full English and to go back to bed
Instead I have a full on day of work"
Back to bed to sleep? As a full English is a little heavy to be followed with rampant sex  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....
...can I have the rampant sex?
In reality I'm off to work for the day  "
Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Passing on the bacon, I'd really love a cheese toastie with all the cheese and cranberry sauce. And someone to do the wrapping.
Sadly I'm carb free and going to have to deal with my need for perfect bows alone!  |
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"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....
...can I have the rampant sex?
In reality I'm off to work for the day
Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only? "
No, I just don't want the bacon sandwich myself!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....
...can I have the rampant sex?
In reality I'm off to work for the day
Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only? "
Please say your real age.. You look like a 23 year old girl |
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"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....
...can I have the rampant sex?
In reality I'm off to work for the day
Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?
Please say your real age.. You look like a 23 year old girl "
I'm 53. I was born in 1968 |
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"Mr can have the bacon sandwich....
...can I have the rampant sex?
In reality I'm off to work for the day
Poor Mr gets relegated to bacon sandwich only?
Please say your real age.. You look like a 23 year old girl
I'm 53. I was born in 1968"
I have a 27 year old daughter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For this cold weather (-11) to fuck off and a holiday in the sun!! "
I really miss the sun, feels like such a long time, I’m a proper sun baby but couldn’t enjoy it in the summer as was heavily pregnant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Passing on the bacon, I'd really love a cheese toastie with all the cheese and cranberry sauce. And someone to do the wrapping.
Sadly I'm carb free and going to have to deal with my need for perfect bows alone! "
Mmmm Brie and cranberry toastie would be lush! I had to go low carb in my pregnancy I feel the pain, shame I didn’t keep it up after having him to be honest as I lost weight in pregnancy… not now 
I will do the wrapping if you baby sit, I love wrapping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to run away, sip cocktails by the pool of a 5 star resort in the Caribbean then nap on a hammock by the sea around tea time.
Sadly I'm about to organise my tribe then go to work.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The age i asked is to Mrs.handful ..she looks very young to the age she has mentioned ..  "
My age is correct. Can we get back to the tread topic? Bacon sandwich? |
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Bacon sandwich with crispy hash browns and a nice strong coffee and I too would love to spend the morning having rampant sex..
Unfortunately I have a large number of horses who get fed at 6 am need exercise and some have the vet coming and I'm short staffed !!! |
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"I'd love a full English and to go back to bed
Instead I have a full on day of work
Back to bed to sleep? As a full English is a little heavy to be followed with rampant sex "
Definitely to sleep, trying to reover from small people illnesses
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Not wanting a bacon sandwich.
Please can I have a cuppa in bed, followed by some gentle slow morning sex.
Reality, out of bed, sort out animals, make a cuppa, drink it, then work until 6ish.
Reality started 15 mins ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bacon sandwich with crispy hash browns and a nice strong coffee and I too would love to spend the morning having rampant sex..
Unfortunately I have a large number of horses who get fed at 6 am need exercise and some have the vet coming and I'm short staffed !!! "
Oh wow what a job though getting to attend to horses. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not wanting a bacon sandwich.
Please can I have a cuppa in bed, followed by some gentle slow morning sex.
Reality, out of bed, sort out animals, make a cuppa, drink it, then work until 6ish.
Reality started 15 mins ago
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The slow sex sounds good too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I just opted to a morning in bed, with a coffee and the company of a stunning lady rather that having to get ready for work?  "
Plenty of stunning ladies on here… maybe you need a annual leave day |
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"Bacon sandwich with crispy hash browns and a nice strong coffee and I too would love to spend the morning having rampant sex..
Unfortunately I have a large number of horses who get fed at 6 am need exercise and some have the vet coming and I'm short staffed !!!
Oh wow what a job though getting to attend to horses. "
It's great most of the time. Especially when we foaling and its lovely weather but horses have to be done no matter how bad the weather is. I was up three times in the night just to go back out to treat a sick one but so far she seems better... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Leave 10 mins kid’s school run and working, love a day to not do anything or think and be treated massage coffees too "
I was promised a massage and a baby sitting session 2 weeks ago… it didn’t happen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I really want a coffee brought to me in bed, and then a snog and a nice fuck x
Reality is. My arms and legs ache after Pole yesterday "
I wish I had the strength to do pole fitness the best I could do is polish it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to woken up with a blow job from two attractive ladies, whilst another two are making bacon and coffee, which they'll then bring back to bed.
Sadly I'm already on the laptop. (this is not a euphemism) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to stay exactly where I am all day, on the sofa with coffee, alone. In reality I have about 40mins of that left. "
This.. instead im off to work  |
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I really want to spend a day doing nothing but I’ve got shit to move around the house help next door move some shit around his house lol and then I know I’ll have to look at some work bits at some stage even though I’ve git couple days off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want a full nights sleep vs having a newborn "
I know that feeling, mines just turned 4 months, always been a poor sleeper and now has the 4 month sleep regression too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast on the downside we are visiting mums headstone "
Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time  |
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"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast on the downside we are visiting mums headstone
Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time "
this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast on the downside we are visiting mums headstone
Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol "
I’m sorry you find my dead mum amusing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want a bacon sandwich then to spend the next 3 hours trying to sort of my electricity bill and speak to customer service of sse who are not based in India. "
Oh I have that issue too- company went bust was told not to pay anything and now they want £600 off of me eek |
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"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast on the downside we are visiting mums headstone
Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that
I’m sorry you find my dead mum amusing "
well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I want to go for a long walk in the hills I can see from my office window, broken only by a bacno sandwich and rampant sex on the way round. Instead I will spend ten hours at a computer....although I may sneak out for a cheeky short bike ride come trip to the post office. that's a work trip, right? |
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I really want to be working hard in a bland windowless office with unrealistic goals to achieve instead I’m led naked on a thick pile rug in front of a roaring fire with a beautiful lady.
Hang on, I really want to wake up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once went to my lover for a full English one morning to be greeted by her in her apron, heels and little nix. Was very exciting, food was great, then off to bed a little too full. Next time it was bed then full English in that order. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My brother is coming over this morning and taking me for breakfast on the downside we are visiting mums headstone
Enjoy time with your brother. My mums in my garden so I get to visit her all the time this made me spit my tea out. Let her in it’s cold out lol well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that
I’m sorry you find my dead mum amusing well I apologise but please read back what you wrote it does not mention that"
They replied to someone about visiting their mums headstone, it is very obvious what they were talking about, very upsetting comment to make |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once went to my lover for a full English one morning to be greeted by her in her apron, heels and little nix. Was very exciting, food was great, then off to bed a little too full. Next time it was bed then full English in that order."
Sounds fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once went to my lover for a full English one morning to be greeted by her in her apron, heels and little nix. Was very exciting, food was great, then off to bed a little too full. Next time it was bed then full English in that order.
Sounds fun! "
It was very erotic, but having a full tummy not so much! |
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"I'd really like a certain lady on this thread to get in touch and maybe we can make up "
I've got more chance of winning the lottery though! Which brings me to the next one, so I could tell my boss to stick it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would love to receive a slow and sensuous massage which then turns into something very naughty!!
Reality, received a very harsh sports massage with acupuncture which made me scream ?? |
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To be swept off my feet and taken somewhere hot, with a beautiful sea view, endless supply of good food, good wine and good sex.
Reality is, sat in my pjs on a teams call with my camera off eating sausages I cooked to make a sausage sandwich only to remember I don’t have bread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.
What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head
Zig a zig ahhhh "
Noooo stop! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.
What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head
Oh thanks for that, now I've got an ear eormy  "
Only fair to pass on the pleasure |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What I want is to not have Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head.
What I have is Wannabe by Spice Girls now stuck in my head
Zig a zig ahhhh
Noooo stop! "
Fine! Only cos of your lovely avatar jacket |
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