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Things you’ve done to not be heard having sex!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So you want to have a lil nookie but you want to do it as discretely as possible, how do you go about it?

Preferably indoors resolutions.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

If it involves a tent I’m banned from having sex in one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drag the mattress off the bed plank it in the living room floor and put music on

Stay in a flat and walls are thin my bedroom and next doors bed room and touching one another

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Drag the mattress off the bed plank it in the living room floor and put music on

Stay in a flat and walls are thin my bedroom and next doors bed room and touching one another "

Absolutely hilarious in our first home together we used to put the mattress in the living room on the floor so we did not wake the baby just a tiny little flat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the tv on, draught excluder at the door and a gag on the ex lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drag the mattress off the bed plank it in the living room floor and put music on

Stay in a flat and walls are thin my bedroom and next doors bed room and touching one another

Absolutely hilarious in our first home together we used to put the mattress in the living room on the floor so we did not wake the baby just a tiny little flat."

Ha ha that is but they say grate minds think a like

Works well I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gags surely. There’s usually a tie lying around or something you can improvise with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do it without the theatrics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do it without the theatrics "

I spat my tea..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put my Willy in his mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bit his shoulder. He likes it I hasten to add.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It’s impossible! I moan like a Wildebeest!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put on an action movie rigged up to speakers and a cushion between the head board and wall

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Gags surely. There’s usually a tie lying around or something you can improvise with."

Gags make my words less distinct but have little effect on my volume, sadly.

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

"If it involves a tent I’m banned from having sex in one

I have just got to ask why?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Bite the duvet/pillow etc.

Or just snog his face off.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple over a year ago

Cumbria

"Drag the mattress off the bed plank it in the living room floor and put music on

Stay in a flat and walls are thin my bedroom and next doors bed room and touching one another

Absolutely hilarious in our first home together we used to put the mattress in the living room on the floor so we did not wake the baby just a tiny little flat.

Ha ha that is but they say grate minds think a like

Works well I think "

The way I heard it was idiots seldom differ but your way much nicer we will go for that..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It’s impossible! I moan like a Wildebeest!"

Amazing. I didn't just Google wildebeest noises - honest.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drag the mattress off the bed plank it in the living room floor and put music on

Stay in a flat and walls are thin my bedroom and next doors bed room and touching one another

Absolutely hilarious in our first home together we used to put the mattress in the living room on the floor so we did not wake the baby just a tiny little flat.

Ha ha that is but they say grate minds think a like

Works well I think

The way I heard it was idiots seldom differ but your way much nicer we will go for that.."

Never heard that one before but yes my way definitely sound batter lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Put on an action movie rigged up to speakers and a cushion between the head board and wall

Good plan!

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By *herubchubWoman over a year ago

Nr the sea

"Do it without the theatrics "

Absolutely

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By *rivervaderMan over a year ago

bolton

In the misses case just don’t have sex cause the kids may hear but fuck me the kids are over 18 now and shagging like rabbits but no still can’t they may be listening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Breath play is helpful for this.

Otherwise make sure to close the window and tighten all the bed screws from the last time.

Also - remember to put the dog in a different room. That was a little awkward when she walked in whilst we had a guy over... The things she's seen. Poor thing.

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I covered the bedroom walls in egg boxes but by the time we’d ate all the eggs and I’d nailed the boxes up she’d been sick and fell asleep.

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By *egoMan over a year ago

Preston

Self discipline and non vigorous movements.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't be quite even when i try.

Im loud when i cum,always have been ...lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Covered her mouth one time because she was screaming and her mum was right next door lol

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By *ooking4othersMan over a year ago

Here ...

Booked numerous hotels over the years ... kids don't get to hear .. and she didn't care if the strangers in the next room heard or not ... in fact may have enjoyed that a little

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