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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess
Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.
I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear men stop trying to imataite that porn you watched some positions I can’t do or are just not comfortable
Let me take control off want positions we end up in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't suck life out of my clitoris. You aren't a dementor and my soul lies elsewhere. where??"
Please collect clues from the lady wearing invisible cloak  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself."
Grab my lipstick and make notes on my back  handy for the rest of the show |
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Oh I have another.
Dear men,
Please don’t assume all ladies bum holes are open for business, just because you were let into the last one so easily, doesn’t mean you can just waltz into my bum hole without permission!
The security guard will let you know! |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
As lord and master of my domain, and sexual conquests, fuck all your whining! I’ll do what I bloody well damn please and you will be grateful for my attention. Be that boob mauling, clit sanding, glasses staining or jackhammering your cervix...
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"As lord and master of my domain, and sexual conquests, fuck all your whining! I’ll do what I bloody well damn please and you will be grateful for my attention. Be that boob mauling, clit sanding, glasses staining or jackhammering your cervix...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself.
Grab my lipstick and make notes on my back handy for the rest of the show "
Possibly the greatest offer I had this year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear men,
They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try. "
It's not my fault. I wasn't tuning. I was looking for the volume. Labeling them would help. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear men
Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.
Thanking you!"
I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear men,
They’re nipples. Please stop trying to tune then like a radio. You won’t get talksport no matter how hard you try. "
The over 40's will understand there is à way of tuning and finding the right frequency |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear men
Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.
Thanking you!
I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum. "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you can juggle mine like the woman in the Opus III video “it’s a fine day” you’re welcome to. While you’re at it I’ll make notes on things to avoid doing myself.
Grab my lipstick and make notes on my back handy for the rest of the show
Possibly the greatest offer I had this year "
I'm that good. And it's December.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.
Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi
I am partial to a finger in the bum though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dear Men
Don't even think about attempting to make me squirt, my body is not able too and no that is not a challenge to try it, it's not like milking a cow and no finger banging required. Just don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Please check first if the lady likes "finger blasting" 
This! So much!
Where did the ‘gentle’ in ‘gentleman’ vanish to?! "
I wish I had never made that hammer and chisel comment on a different thread.
Never ever held the 2 in my hands at the same time or it would be time to get worried  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Men,
Nipples and clitoris for soft plays, kissing and licking only. Please don’t pinch or bite unless specifically get asked to   "
and don’t rub the clit like you’re scratching a record like a dj |
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By *eardedtatMan
over a year ago
Wilt/Oxford/Berks/Glos |
As a bloke I find it annoying when you see blokes dont take tops off or tuck them up when fucking from behind and they are concentrating on keep lifting it up than the actual act itself.
Mine always comes off or is tucked up so I can just fuck instead of managing my wardrobe lol
So does that bother women when blokes are constantly doing it ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a bloke I find it annoying when you see blokes dont take tops off or tuck them up when fucking from behind and they are concentrating on keep lifting it up than the actual act itself.
Mine always comes off or is tucked up so I can just fuck instead of managing my wardrobe lol
So does that bother women when blokes are constantly doing it ???"
I do find it weird, the amount of times I see a couple and she’s either naked or just lingerie, and he’s in a tee and jeans round his knees, seems the ultimate in how lazy/objectifying can you be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear men
Please don’t aim for my hair. I can’t be arsed washing it again.
Thanking you!
I shake it off like a wet dog so they get splattered with their own cum. "
You are so badass!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a bloke I find it annoying when you see blokes dont take tops off or tuck them up when fucking from behind and they are concentrating on keep lifting it up than the actual act itself.
Mine always comes off or is tucked up so I can just fuck instead of managing my wardrobe lol
So does that bother women when blokes are constantly doing it ???"
It's a porn thing isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess
Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.
I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.
"
I love doing that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess
Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.
I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.
I love doing that "
Just stop. |
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"As lord and master of my domain, and sexual conquests, fuck all your whining! I’ll do what I bloody well damn please and you will be grateful for my attention. Be that boob mauling, clit sanding, glasses staining or jackhammering your cervix...
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Ooh when can we meet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.
Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi
I am partial to a finger in the bum though "
Don't tell them all to stop those things, I love a hard cock slapped on my engorged clit and being called a slut
We are all different I guess, at least we agree on a finger up the bum though haha |
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"I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.
Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi
I am partial to a finger in the bum though "
Mmm I must admit I do like to slip a pinky in the bum whilst GENTLY sucking your swollen clit  |
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By *hilcccMan
over a year ago
West Lancashire |
"I just saw a post on another platform and the replies were hilarious and insightful for some I guess
Ladies, what are the sexual acts you think men should stop during sex? Honest feedback.
I’ll start: Dear men, please stop kneading our breasts like bread dough.
"
Defo sweet enjoy them as much as the lady enjoys them being played with x |
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"I really dont understand the slapping of the ladyparts that I see some men do, I just don't get it And when they pull their cock out and slap it about abit on the outer parts just stop it.
Also, call me a slut, whore, slag or a dirty bitch during any kind of fornication and I can promise you my pants will be back on quicker than you can say Mississippi
I am partial to a finger in the bum though "
If asked to talk dirty during and I wasnt expecting it, don't go with 'most people hate you and your mums a bitch' (she wasn't did loads for homeless people) it can't be unsaid |
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"Oh I have another.
Dear men,
Please don’t assume all ladies bum holes are open for business, just because you were let into the last one so easily, doesn’t mean you can just waltz into my bum hole without permission!
The security guard will let you know!"
I hear you  |
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"As lord and master of my domain, and sexual conquests, fuck all your whining! I’ll do what I bloody well damn please and you will be grateful for my attention. Be that boob mauling, clit sanding, glasses staining or jackhammering your cervix...
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but..please stop it. Thank you. 
