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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
From Python it's gotta be the Biggus Dickus scene in the palace..."He wanks as high as any in Wome"...
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"No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition....."
Swedish Chemist Shop (Not the nine o'clock News)
Can I have a deodorant please?
Ball or Aerosol?
Neither, I want it for my armpits
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over a year ago
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Only fools and horses for me had it on this afternoon can watch it over and over and still makes me howl with laughter had the blow up doll episode this afternoon classic x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From Python it's gotta be the Biggus Dickus scene in the palace..."He wanks as high as any in Wome"...
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The whole Biggus Dickus scene is amazing not just for the writing, but the TIMING more than anything, especially the bit right near the end:
'And YOU! Do you find it...WISIBLE?...When I say the name, BIGGUS...
...DICKUS?!!!'
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"From Python it's gotta be the Biggus Dickus scene in the palace..."He wanks as high as any in Wome"...
The whole Biggus Dickus scene is amazing not just for the writing, but the TIMING more than anything, especially the bit right near the end:
'And YOU! Do you find it...WISIBLE?...When I say the name, BIGGUS...
...DICKUS?!!!'
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Yeah, and you can see that Palin is so near to corpsing himself..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We will be entering via the Augustus Caesar Memorial Sewer, which has just been retiled so war party - mind those swords!
...and then later in that scene they are fighting with a rival militant group when Brian says, "Brothers, we should be struggling together!" and is answered with, "We ARE struggling together!"
Then there is the "Welease Bwian" sketch, where a member of the crowd shouts, "He's a wapist!"
..and then the 'Crucifixion' sketch with the line of condemned queueing for their crosses. The guard asks, "Crucifixion? Yes? Good, out the back, one cross each." "ER, no, freedom actually. They said I've been a good boy and should be released." "Oh jolly good, off you go then," "Nah, I'm only pulling ya leg, it's crucifixion really! HAHAHA!"
I could go on and on, such a great film. |
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One leg too few!!!
Cook: Mr Spiggott - you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.
Moore: Right.
Cook: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing - almost at once - that you are a one-legged person.
Moore: You noticed that?
Cook: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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For Monty python I love the deja vu sketch. Goes on for ages.
I think newer comedy struggles to live up to the comedy greats of the previous millennium.
On of my favourites is from father Ted. When he is mixed up for being 'a racist. Every thing he does to disprove it. Just makes it appear worse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love Monty Python, anyone got any favourite comedy lines???  "
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin. He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin. His head smashed in and heart cut out, and his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis... |
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"Minn... Minn...!! Put the cat out...
Why Henree...?
Coz I think its on fire...
*Gotta love the Goons...* "
Ah yes the GOONS
"He's fallen in the water"
Happy days listening to a radio under the bedclothes  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One leg too few!!!
Cook: Mr Spiggott - you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan.
Moore: Right.
Cook: Now Mr Spiggott, I couldn't help noticing - almost at once - that you are a one-legged person.
Moore: You noticed that?
Cook: I noticed that, Mr Spiggott. When you have been in the business as long as I have, you come to notice these little things almost instinctively. "
Your right leg is perfect for the part. I have nothing against your right leg. The problem is, neither do you. |
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Gary Johnston: We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Team America pure class |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Stacey in the shower, Nessa in the bath.
"Oh, Stacey. Will you come and do my back for me..."
(Pause perfectly timed for us all to wonder how erotic the next scene will be)
"... my razor's on the shelf"
The nation's erections wither. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Spottswoode: From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.N.C.E has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100.
Gary Johnston: 9/11 times a hundred? Jesus, that's...
Spottswoode: Yes, 91,100.
Chris: Basically, all the worst parts of the bible. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Chris: I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were d*unk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
And now for something completely different.
"And now a precision display of bad temper"
"My goodness me! I'm in a bad temper today, two three! Damn, damn, two three! I am vexed and ratty, two three! And hopping mad!"
"Well, that's cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn't it?"
"But it's my only line!" |
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