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"So ladies what's your thoughts?
Love it?
Hate it?
Depends on the mood? "
You will be pistol whipped for this post bro.
There are at least three threads running on this gig at the moment! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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No crack on ( pun intended)
In summary it seems
Some ladies do some ladies don’t
Some ladies will some ladies won’t
Some ladies are partial to a little play
Some ladies will never say
Some ladies are against it totally
Some ladies express a desire, vocally
Some express a disgust
For some ladies it’s an absolute must
Lots of chaps have a desire to be included
Lots of whom are married like it somewhere secluded
So there you have it in a summary rhyme
I just thought it would save a lot of time |
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"No crack on ( pun intended)
In summary it seems
Some ladies do some ladies don’t
Some ladies will some ladies won’t
Some ladies are partial to a little play
Some ladies will never say
Some ladies are against it totally
Some ladies express a desire, vocally
Some express a disgust
For some ladies it’s an absolute must
Lots of chaps have a desire to be included
Lots of whom are married like it somewhere secluded
So there you have it in a summary rhyme
I just thought it would save a lot of time"
I started singing this to “some girls will, some girls wont, some girls need a lot of loving etc” |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No crack on ( pun intended)
In summary it seems
Some ladies do some ladies don’t
Some ladies will some ladies won’t
Some ladies are partial to a little play
Some ladies will never say
Some ladies are against it totally
Some ladies express a desire, vocally
Some express a disgust
For some ladies it’s an absolute must
Lots of chaps have a desire to be included
Lots of whom are married like it somewhere secluded
So there you have it in a summary rhyme
I just thought it would save a lot of time
I started singing this to “some girls will, some girls wont, some girls need a lot of loving etc”"
PM for details of a contract to form a song writing duo......... |
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"I thoroughly enjoy it with the right person. Not something I do everytime I have sex though, save it for special occasions.
Birthdays and anniversary?"
Nahhhh, that would be too predictable |
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"I thoroughly enjoy it with the right person. Not something I do everytime I have sex though, save it for special occasions.
Birthdays and anniversary?
Nahhhh, that would be too predictable"
Summer and winter solstice?
The anniversary of the battle of Waterloo? |
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"I’ve never done it 
It hurt like hell whenever ‘it’ went up the wrong hole by accident, but then I guess I wasn’t prepared!"
As a wise man once said, "one doesn't just *Ooopsie* their knob up a ladys bum"
Winston |
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"I’ve never done it
It hurt like hell whenever ‘it’ went up the wrong hole by accident, but then I guess I wasn’t prepared!
As a wise man once said, "one doesn't just *Ooopsie* their knob up a ladys bum"
Winston"
They don't  Bugger .... don't pardon the pun  |
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"I thoroughly enjoy it with the right person. Not something I do everytime I have sex though, save it for special occasions."
That's so sweet of you.. A controlled woman  |
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