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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

....right now?

You're fabbing, fapping and fcuking about on the forum, but what are you meant to be doing?

I'm multitasking with fab, a coffee and listing on etsy.

Posh

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

You

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By *ssetmountainMan over a year ago

london - Northants

Working but need a lunch meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You

Suave!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it. Caught out again!

Should be out walking the

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working. Deadline tomorrow...but meh, who needs a job anyway..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm going to do some writing in a bit tbh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Working of course,,,, but that’s rubbish

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be working but it's a bit quiet and have plenty of time to do it, honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well. I SHOULDN’T be eating my advent calendar chocolates and shutting the little doors so I don’t get found out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be working

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be having an exam

But the providers servers are down so now rushing to rebook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well obviously I need to be on Fab.

I need to speak to a few customers,but I can ring them later.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"You

Well that's always true Fiddles

P x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be working but it's Tits out Tuesday and I have needs

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working but need a lunch meet

Need or want?

Still a couple hours to go...

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"You

Suave! "

He doesn't mess about!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Damn it. Caught out again!

Should be out walking the

You know what I'll say.....

comes first!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be working but I’m in the hottest bath I can handle with an obscene amount of essential oils trying to clear my nose

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working. Deadline tomorrow...but meh, who needs a job anyway.."

Woo hoo! No job.... no needing to go anywhere!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm going to do some writing in a bit tbh "

Whatcha gonna write?

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working of course,,,, but that’s rubbish "

What should you be working on?

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be working but it's a bit quiet and have plenty of time to do it, honest

All day!

Take the fab time Mr

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Well. I SHOULDN’T be eating my advent calendar chocolates and shutting the little doors so I don’t get found out. "

Eat them all.... replace the calendar.....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be working

NBVN x"

Noooo..... perve!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be having an exam

But the providers servers are down so now rushing to rebook"

Oh no! I hate it when that happens.... all prepared and ready and then postponed!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Well obviously I need to be on Fab.

I need to speak to a few customers,but I can ring them later.

They'll understand!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be working but it's Tits out Tuesday and I have needs

Torso Tuesday has me transfixed

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be working but I’m in the hottest bath I can handle with an obscene amount of essential oils trying to clear my nose"

Ewwwwww bogies!

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

You mean there is life beyond Fab?

How do we make stupid comments about serious stuff, or seriously engage with the pointless?

Where are the Admins for when we want to make a frivolous complaint on anything?

There is no life outside Fab, it's just a cruel joke by the Op.

Happy Fabbing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should be working from home, struggling to concentrate, far to horny

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all."

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

Bradford

Luna is grafting away bless her, I however should be working on more of my crafts and possibly make a start building my selling page on etsy... all in good time.

Mr Hayes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be cracking on with housework but instead i'm going to grab a toy and go in the cam room for abit

first time i've had the house to myself in a while.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"You mean there is life beyond Fab?

How do we make stupid comments about serious stuff, or seriously engage with the pointless?

Where are the Admins for when we want to make a frivolous complaint on anything?

There is no life outside Fab, it's just a cruel joke by the Op.

Happy Fabbing!

And I've just realised that my real life is way too much like fab.... except without Admins....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be working from home, struggling to concentrate, far to horny"

Have a wank and see how you feel

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Luna is grafting away bless her, I however should be working on more of my crafts and possibly make a start building my selling page on etsy... all in good time.

Mr Hayes. "

Shhhhh...... that's what I'm meant to be doing. But etsy is a pain in the arse and it is annoying me.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I’m working from home and I still managed to be an hour late

I am not doing a lot. Staring a spreadsheet thinking this is not fun, I should be on a yacht somewhere hot having my drinks poured for me by a handsome silver fox

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be cracking on with housework but instead i'm going to grab a toy and go in the cam room for abit

first time i've had the house to myself in a while.

And now I'm jealous.....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I’m working from home and I still managed to be an hour late

I am not doing a lot. Staring a spreadsheet thinking this is not fun, I should be on a yacht somewhere hot having my drinks poured for me by a handsome silver fox "

Only an hour? We should call that a win!

You should be on a yacht. Let's find a yacht.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well. I SHOULDN’T be eating my advent calendar chocolates and shutting the little doors so I don’t get found out.

Eat them all.... replace the calendar....."

You're both a genius and my hero!

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Sitting in front of my craptop computer, neglecting my keyboard, sipping my tepid coffee, trawling the Fab airwaves...and just about to join a boring conference call.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Packing

putting hair dye on.. last min shopping. Its so much better under the blanket. Bliss of nothingness.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting my ass out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Replying to emails.

Practicing H&S instead

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By *agerMorganMan over a year ago

Canvey Island

Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

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By *wakers14Man over a year ago

burgess hill

Working

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By *ustamanMan over a year ago

weymouth

Changing a boiler, fucking frozen so I'm sat in the van with the heater on

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Well. I SHOULDN’T be eating my advent calendar chocolates and shutting the little doors so I don’t get found out.

Eat them all.... replace the calendar.....

You're both a genius and my hero!

This is not the first time I've been called a genius....

Hero is new

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By *J GeminiTV/TS over a year ago

Northumberland

I should be working

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I’ve a day off today, I should be having a clear out and making a few trips to the charity shops with donations.

Instead I’m getting my tits out.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?"

Day off so nowt

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

Bradford

"Luna is grafting away bless her, I however should be working on more of my crafts and possibly make a start building my selling page on etsy... all in good time.

Mr Hayes.

Shhhhh...... that's what I'm meant to be doing. But etsy is a pain in the arse and it is annoying me."

Yep it's a pain in the arse but it's a other little income stream a d ebay etc arent any better.

Mr Hayes.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Sitting in front of my craptop computer, neglecting my keyboard, sipping my tepid coffee, trawling the Fab airwaves...and just about to join a boring conference call."

Keep your camera off and stay on fab...

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Packing

putting hair dye on.. last min shopping. Its so much better under the blanket. Bliss of nothingness."

I'm considering further hair dye.... I'm a little obsessed now

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By *owboy BebopMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’ve a day off today, I should be having a clear out and making a few trips to the charity shops with donations.

Instead I’m getting my tits out.

We appreciate your sacrifice!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Getting my ass out of bed

Leaving the rest of you in there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Currently waiting in a car park for a colleague...

No not that sort of car park meet you dirty sods

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Replying to emails.

Practicing H&S instead

Health & safety?

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By *awtybikerMan over a year ago

Barnoldswick

Nothing, it’s my day off. I’m currently sat on the train to Leeds

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today. "

Just look at the boobs

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working

Take a break. It's time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

Just look at the boobs"

They are so cute

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Working. But very horny today and a bit distracted

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Changing a boiler, fucking frozen so I'm sat in the van with the heater on

If you change the boiler it'll get warmer!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be working

Xx"

Noooooo.... don't do it

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I’ve a day off today, I should be having a clear out and making a few trips to the charity shops with donations.

Instead I’m getting my tits out.

Where? When? How did I miss that?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’m working from home and I still managed to be an hour late

I am not doing a lot. Staring a spreadsheet thinking this is not fun, I should be on a yacht somewhere hot having my drinks poured for me by a handsome silver fox

Only an hour? We should call that a win!

You should be on a yacht. Let's find a yacht."

I thought an hour was good tbh!!

Yes please. Let’s do that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Working. But very horny today and a bit distracted

Aw... You need a relaxation.. In a bed way .

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Luna is grafting away bless her, I however should be working on more of my crafts and possibly make a start building my selling page on etsy... all in good time.

Mr Hayes.

Shhhhh...... that's what I'm meant to be doing. But etsy is a pain in the arse and it is annoying me.

Yep it's a pain in the arse but it's a other little income stream a d ebay etc arent any better.

Mr Hayes. "

And the selling on etsy app gives you a cash sound notification when you sell.... that's exciting!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Currently waiting in a car park for a colleague...

No not that sort of car park meet you dirty sods

Well that's no fun.....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Nothing, it’s my day off. I’m currently sat on the train to Leeds

Ooooh whatcha doing in Leeds?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

Just look at the boobs

They are so cute

Cute boobs

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working. But very horny today and a bit distracted

I suggest a solid wank!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I’m working from home and I still managed to be an hour late

I am not doing a lot. Staring a spreadsheet thinking this is not fun, I should be on a yacht somewhere hot having my drinks poured for me by a handsome silver fox

Only an hour? We should call that a win!

You should be on a yacht. Let's find a yacht.

I thought an hour was good tbh!!

Yes please. Let’s do that. "

A big one though. Last yacht I was on was a little one.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not. "

Are they at least open on the computer?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

Just look at the boobs

They are so cute

Cute boobs

Ditto that and off till next year so chilling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Replying to emails.

Practicing H&S instead

Health & safety?"

Yes

TOT should come with a warning. The talent in there is amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sleeping. Baby hasn’t much slept at night for the last 5 nights so he’s napping so decided I would too - nope wide awake

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

Just look at the boobs

They are so cute

Cute boobs

Ditto that and off till next year so chilling

Oooh nice!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Replying to emails.

Practicing H&S instead

Health & safety?

Yes

TOT should come with a warning. The talent in there is amazing

It's a rather stunning selection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not.

Are they at least open on the computer?"

Yeah, I'm looking at them and they're far less enticing than Fab.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Sleeping. Baby hasn’t much slept at night for the last 5 nights so he’s napping so decided I would too - nope wide awake "

Brandy is the answer.....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not.

Are they at least open on the computer?

Yeah, I'm looking at them and they're far less enticing than Fab."

Put boobs in the spreadsheet

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"I’m working from home and I still managed to be an hour late

I am not doing a lot. Staring a spreadsheet thinking this is not fun, I should be on a yacht somewhere hot having my drinks poured for me by a handsome silver fox

Only an hour? We should call that a win!

You should be on a yacht. Let's find a yacht.

I thought an hour was good tbh!!

Yes please. Let’s do that.

A big one though. Last yacht I was on was a little one."

A huge yacht with an unlimited supply of Moët sounds great but the reality is I’d be happy with a dingy and a few tinnies. I am not hard to please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not.

Are they at least open on the computer?

Yeah, I'm looking at them and they're far less enticing than Fab.

Put boobs in the spreadsheet"

That might be the cause of a major sense of humour failure from the high-ups.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should be having an exam

But the providers servers are down so now rushing to rebook

Oh no! I hate it when that happens.... all prepared and ready and then postponed!"

They managed to sort it an hour after the time due to start. Just finished and passed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Replying to emails.

Practicing H&S instead

Health & safety?

Yes

TOT should come with a warning. The talent in there is amazing

It's a rather stunning selection "

Indeed

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Sitting in front of my craptop computer, neglecting my keyboard, sipping my tepid coffee, trawling the Fab airwaves...and just about to join a boring conference call.

Keep your camera off and stay on fab..."

•

This is good advice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not.

Are they at least open on the computer?

Yeah, I'm looking at them and they're far less enticing than Fab.

Put boobs in the spreadsheet

That might be the cause of a major sense of humour failure from the high-ups."

Your task is to create the sum of 55378008 in one of the columns. Not the same on a computer but still makes me giggle.

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By *annyD37Man over a year ago

Kent

I should be fixing lorry but got to balance work and play of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kicking myself over my performance in something important this morning, eat rum balls and drinking tea

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By *awtybikerMan over a year ago

Barnoldswick

"Nothing, it’s my day off. I’m currently sat on the train to Leeds

Ooooh whatcha doing in Leeds?"

Just a bit of shopping, nothing exciting unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kicking myself over my performance in something important this morning, eat rum balls and drinking tea

That should have said eating

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

I'm multi tasking, working and perving. Work laptop has just crashed again.

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By *awtybikerMan over a year ago

Barnoldswick

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

Just look at the boobs

They are so cute

Cute boobs

Good suggestion, and great boobs to look at too

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Working out what to wear while on a break. Instead, feet are up, lounging on the sofa and reading the forums. No hope.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

"Getting my ass out of bed

Leaving the rest of you in there?"

•

I think the "ass" he's referring to is of the animal genus.

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By *jay2000Man over a year ago

swindon

Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I’m working from home and I still managed to be an hour late

I am not doing a lot. Staring a spreadsheet thinking this is not fun, I should be on a yacht somewhere hot having my drinks poured for me by a handsome silver fox

Only an hour? We should call that a win!

You should be on a yacht. Let's find a yacht.

I thought an hour was good tbh!!

Yes please. Let’s do that.

A big one though. Last yacht I was on was a little one.

A huge yacht with an unlimited supply of Moët sounds great but the reality is I’d be happy with a dingy and a few tinnies. I am not hard to please "

Come on woman.... if we are dreaming let's dream big!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be wrangling excel spreadsheets. But I'm not.

Are they at least open on the computer?

Yeah, I'm looking at them and they're far less enticing than Fab.

Put boobs in the spreadsheet

That might be the cause of a major sense of humour failure from the high-ups."

Nah..... they'll love it. Tell them I said so

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be having an exam

But the providers servers are down so now rushing to rebook

Oh no! I hate it when that happens.... all prepared and ready and then postponed!

They managed to sort it an hour after the time due to start. Just finished and passed

Woo hoo! Nicely done! Congratulations you!

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Only working. Shhhh

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Sitting in front of my craptop computer, neglecting my keyboard, sipping my tepid coffee, trawling the Fab airwaves...and just about to join a boring conference call.

Keep your camera off and stay on fab...

•

This is good advice.

I'm a clever bean

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I should be fixing lorry but got to balance work and play of course "

How broken is the lorry?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Working. But very horny today and a bit distracted

Aw... You need a relaxation.. In a bed way .

I need to be taken to pound town

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I can do whatever I want.

I'm thinking about a trip to Morrisons for dog food and heavy stuff.

I'm a bit tired though.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Kicking myself over my performance in something important this morning, eating rum balls and drinking tea

FIFY

You shouldn't kick yourself. That's how you break a hip.

Drink rum as well.... that'll help.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Housework, putting decs up, moving bedrooms about... But yeah... Not happening

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Nothing, it’s my day off. I’m currently sat on the train to Leeds

Ooooh whatcha doing in Leeds?

Just a bit of shopping, nothing exciting unfortunately. "

I wish you a lack of other people and queues.

And I'd like a tiara please

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm multi tasking, working and perving. Work laptop has just crashed again.

Did you crash it on purpose?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm nearly finished cooking lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Need to brave going in the loft at some point to rearrange the organized chaos since bringing decorations down.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Should be working, but really can’t be arsed today.

Just look at the boobs

They are so cute

Cute boobs

Good suggestion, and great boobs to look at too

I come up with the good suggestions sometimes

And I'm totally taking that compliment whether aimed at me or not.... thanks

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working out what to wear while on a break. Instead, feet are up, lounging on the sofa and reading the forums. No hope.

I'll help work it out.

Wear clothes.

You're welcome

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Getting my ass out of bed

Leaving the rest of you in there?

•

I think the "ass" he's referring to is of the animal genus.

Oh my

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Only working. Shhhh

Don't do it!!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I can do whatever I want.

I'm thinking about a trip to Morrisons for dog food and heavy stuff.

I'm a bit tired though."

Drink all the coffee and energy drinks.

Then sleep.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!"

Only if you want to

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Housework, putting decs up, moving bedrooms about... But yeah... Not happening"

Housework is overrated.....

And if the bedrooms have been fine til now they can wait.

Decs are fun though!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm nearly finished cooking lunch

What's for lunch?

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Need to brave going in the loft at some point to rearrange the organized chaos since bringing decorations down."

Nah..... leave it til you take them back up. Else you'll be doing it twice!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Washing and storing out all my crochet and yarn

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Washing and storing out all my crochet and yarn"

And finding all the WIP you haven't got round to?

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By *andering Welsh GuyMan over a year ago

All over the place

Working lol

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working lol"

I'm pretty sure you should be doing something else

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move "

What would entice you?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Only working. Shhhh

Don't do it!!"

I'm trying, trying hard.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Cooking beef in the slow cooker

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?"

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Only working. Shhhh

Don't do it!!

I'm hard.

FIFY

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Cooking beef in the slow cooker "

Oooh..... what time do you want me?

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on."

What about cake

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

What about cake

Depends. What cake?

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By *jay2000Man over a year ago

swindon

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember...."

Hangover horn is the best!! X

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

What about cake

Depends. What cake?"

Moist, you know what I can bake.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Cooking beef in the slow cooker

Oooh..... what time do you want me?

After the liverpool game

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember....

Hangover horn is the best!! X"

Is it though?

Sounds expensive to me....

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

What about cake

Depends. What cake?

Moist, you know what I can bake."

I fancy a Christmas cake today

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Cooking beef in the slow cooker

Oooh..... what time do you want me?

After the liverpool game

I'm so in

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

What about cake

Depends. What cake?

Moist, you know what I can bake.

I fancy a Christmas cake today"

Sorry I've lost the cherries, lemon drizzle

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Cooking beef in the slow cooker

Oooh..... what time do you want me?

After the liverpool game

I'm so in

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

What about cake

Depends. What cake?

Moist, you know what I can bake.

I fancy a Christmas cake today

Sorry I've lost the cherries, lemon drizzle

You and your drizzle!

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By *jay2000Man over a year ago

swindon

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember....

Hangover horn is the best!! X

Is it though?

Sounds expensive to me...."

Sex getting d*unk and more sex followed by sex the next morning! Sounds good to me x

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... CAKE...?!! Did I hear someone say cake

...supposed to be working, but office is empty so can get away with erm, multi-tasking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work..

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I'm laid in bed doing eff all.

But what SHOULD you be doing PP?

Day off so nowt

Do you then

Yep

Woo hoo!

Only if you want to

I'm too cosy to move

What would entice you?

Erm..... you'd have to make the dogs move first.....

Then coffee.

Maybe toasted sourdough with cara_elized onion, slightly wilted spinach, a poached egg and hot sauce on.

What about cake

Depends. What cake?

Moist, you know what I can bake.

I fancy a Christmas cake today

Sorry I've lost the cherries, lemon drizzle

You and your drizzle!"

Yep

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

... CAKE...?!! Did I hear someone say cake

...supposed to be working, but office is empty so can get away with erm, multi-tasking

I did

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember....

Hangover horn is the best!! X

Is it though?

Sounds expensive to me....

Sex getting d*unk and more sex followed by sex the next morning! Sounds good to me x"

Ooooh now you're talking!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

... CAKE...?!! Did I hear someone say cake

...supposed to be working, but office is empty so can get away with erm, multi-tasking

I wondered when you'd notice the cake.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Supposed to be going up a scaffold to fit a camera ...not in this weather ...snow n wind ..naah

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Work..

Multitasking is women's work!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Supposed to be going up a scaffold to fit a camera ...not in this weather ...snow n wind ..naah"

No. Definitely not today!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

... CAKE...?!! Did I hear someone say cake

...supposed to be working, but office is empty so can get away with erm, multi-tasking

I wondered when you'd notice the cake.....

Only just ...flippin work getting in the way of Fab ...how rude?!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then.

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By *jay2000Man over a year ago

swindon

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember....

Hangover horn is the best!! X

Is it though?

Sounds expensive to me....

Sex getting d*unk and more sex followed by sex the next morning! Sounds good to me x

Ooooh now you're talking!"

Fancy it? Hehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For once I'm not procrastinating, I'm waiting for my dinner to finish in the microwave.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm guilt free browsing as I'm on my lunch break.

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

... CAKE...?!! Did I hear someone say cake

...supposed to be working, but office is empty so can get away with erm, multi-tasking

I wondered when you'd notice the cake.....

Only just ...flippin work getting in the way of Fab ...how rude?!

So rude. Very rude indeed. Make it stop

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'll be off then."

To bake?

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Working, however we had our Xmas doo last night so hungover and horny.

Hence I’m on here

Oops.

Hangover horn is fun from what I remember....

Hangover horn is the best!! X

Is it though?

Sounds expensive to me....

Sex getting d*unk and more sex followed by sex the next morning! Sounds good to me x

Ooooh now you're talking!

Fancy it? Hehe "

Not today.... I'm all cosy!

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"For once I'm not procrastinating, I'm waiting for my dinner to finish in the microwave.

Mr"

Not procrastinating? The world has just tilted on its axis Mr!

Whatcha having?

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By *piderBunny OP Couple over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I'm guilt free browsing as I'm on my lunch break."

That's the perfect combo!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For once I'm not procrastinating, I'm waiting for my dinner to finish in the microwave.

Not procrastinating? The world has just tilted on its axis Mr!

Whatcha having?"

It's ok, I am now

I had chicken tika ready meal.

Still feel hungry. Her ladyship may notice this and she'll feel awful for not feeding me properly even though I keep telling her it isn't her job to feed me (there are other f's that ARE her job

)

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

About to leave work but putting it off weather is rubbish

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Working but I'm currently hiding in the staff room

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Just finishing lunch so off now. Coffee and tech work beckons.

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By *orraine999Woman over a year ago

Somewhere

I should be working but perving is much more fun.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Having a break

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