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over a year ago
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So, occasionally, instead of using a knife, I'll just pick the plate up and use the fork to scoop the last bit of dinner straight into my mouth. (Honestly, I'm such a catch. Why am I single again?)
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Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
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"Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
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Oh I love those ones, I use a cotton bud to fish those bad boys out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
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Dont say that! Youll make me horny   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
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You're ace |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wacking my helmet against various saucepans to the rhythm of the 'Grangehill' themetune   "
This has made me laugh. I pictured 'the sausage'. I need to get out more.  |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
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"Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
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First Finger Lobotomy.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Digging for nose gold.
Yep, I'll pick it and even after 44 years of life I still get weirded out by those ones with the crusty end that you pull and instead of the little booger you were expecting it's attached to some kind of 3 inch alien spaghetti that feels like it's being pulled from your brain.
First Finger Lobotomy. "
You both paint a beautiful picture. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wiping my cock on the curtains when I'm done.
Mr Hayes.
You're lucky you don't have blinds. 
We do.... now
Mr Hayes. "
You're made of sterner stuff than me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.  "
Well that’s… different. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"5 second rule. Always 
I used to work in a well known freezer food outlet ...this was a company policy back then ....lol
Completely fair  "
Yeah, absolutely no problem there. Move along nothing to see.  |
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different."
The people with long hair will agree |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different."
I think we have a winner.  |
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different.
The people with long hair will agree "
When you have your first wee after a shower
How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?! |
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different.
The people with long hair will agree
When you have your first wee after a shower
How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!"
Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!! |
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different.
The people with long hair will agree
When you have your first wee after a shower
How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!
Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!! "
Gives me a shiver and makes me go cold
A bit like the bogey yank I described earlier in the thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different.
The people with long hair will agree
When you have your first wee after a shower
How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!
Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!! "
Well, everyday is a school day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don’t know if this would be classed as dirty, but I love when I get a head hair stuck in my crack. Pulling it out feels orgasmic, and don’t get me started on the ones stuck in the front bum.
Well that’s… different.
The people with long hair will agree
When you have your first wee after a shower
How? How did it stay there and not come off on the towel whe ya dried?!
Exactly!!! It’s like they know. They know they need to be pulled out slowly!!
Well, everyday is a school day. "
YES!!!! ON rare occasions I get them on my knob end. (Hairs) |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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When I've done an onion gravy & eat all me food there's that lovely residual gravy left on the plate!
So, I get me 1st finger & scoop it up & lick my finger. I do it till it's gone too sometimes (yes I know how to live dangerously don't I?)
Is that dirty? I wouldn't do it in a restaurant. If I had company would I do it? NO!
At home - why does it matter....?
As for people who drink out of bottles/cartons.... I'd chase you round the garden with a heavy frying pan - good or bad weather!
I pick up colds quite easily - don't want a sore throat. |
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