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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Honestly, I've been back on for about two weeks now. I've fabbed quite a few pictures, looked at quite a few profiles. I've barely sent a message. I haven't been to any socials and I have no intention of meeting this side of Christmas. And I'm STILL not verified! What am I doing wrong?
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"Sorry, and thanks for your help. It looks like I've been missing the basics.
Would random capitalisation and completely ignoring punctuation help? "
Perhaps mention how the single men ruin it for all the genuine guys?  |
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"Sorry, and thanks for your help. It looks like I've been missing the basics.
Would random capitalisation and completely ignoring punctuation help? "
You've got paragraphs 
Too confusing... needs to be one huge chunk of text  |
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You've got three pictures of your body and not a single dick pic, that's your problem. Bump those numbers up, double digits preferably and bonus points for putting it next to household objects for scale.
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You've got three pictures of your body and not a single dick pic, that's your problem. Bump those numbers up, double digits preferably and bonus points for putting it next to household objects for scale.
LvM"
You're right, I do need to take more pictures. A couple of me in a suit, and then some in just underwear I think. Will that help? |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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Dick pic over the toilet, fill in later on profile text and a rant on your status of this site is crap, and numerous why won't anyone meet me threads and you'll be sweet and have them flocking to you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to add the words Genuine Discrete onto your profile, set your age prefs to 18-99 and imply that you’ll travel uk wide, no face pic required. Oh and change your profile name to HornySexMachine9” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to add the words Genuine Discrete onto your profile, set your age prefs to 18-99 and imply that you’ll travel uk wide, no face pic required. Oh and change your profile name to HornySexMachine9”"
You've made me snort laugh.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious
Lost me on this one. "
Ludicrous The r and b guy turned actor form fast and the furious
It’s your title op
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious
Lost me on this one.
Ludicrous The r and b guy turned actor form fast and the furious
It’s your title op
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Ah, sorry I'm not down with kids.  it makes sense now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!
And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile! "
Should I maybe say I don't like talking on the phone too? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think he’s doing another fast and the furious
Lost me on this one.
Ludicrous The r and b guy turned actor form fast and the furious
It’s your title op
Ah, sorry I'm not down with kids. it makes sense now. "
It’s ok lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!
And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile!
Should I maybe say I don't like talking on the phone too? "
And that you don’t send face pics |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I find that not being able to accommodate or travel helps also!
And maybe a lot of passive aggressive text in your profile!
Should I maybe say I don't like talking on the phone too?
And that you don’t send face pics "
I do though, it's just not pictures of mine. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Message couples but only address the female. Works every single time
I do appreciate the perspective of a lady. Thank you.
Well played sir  "
Thank you.
Tragically, I made myself laugh when I posted it. 
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