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"Why have you only taken 177 pics ![]() Fuck me ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis???" I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies | |||
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"Stupid forum person fffs ![]() I'd hate to see what rambling on looks like... ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis??? I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies" ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis??? I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies ![]() Nah I'd rather Dwayne Johnson in a wig didn't try and grab my dick thanks | |||
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"Where is your penis??? I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies ![]() I don't wear wigs they are extensions Try one on your cock ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis??? I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies ![]() Is that witty ![]() | |||
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"How many videos wow" Sexy | |||
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"This is silly!" Stop moaning | |||
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"This is silly!" Presumably that's also what the tattoo artist said to you when you showed them those designs | |||
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"This is silly! Presumably that's also what the tattoo artist said to you when you showed them those designs" Grow up…arent sword fights meant to be for kids | |||
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"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear? ![]() Eat a burger | |||
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"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear? ![]() Wind your neck in | |||
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"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear? ![]() Oof magoof right in the feelies ![]() | |||
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"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear? ![]() Great stuff Not ![]() | |||
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"Right, let's try this again, rather than people writing emojis and three word answers let's actually try and roast people. Perhaps the evening forumites have a bit more wit than the afternoon lurkers...get roasting" Well so many in this site can't possibly hope to live down to their moniker, but _erkswanker certainly has. With fourteen more pictures of his increasingly swollen member than words introducing himself in the description, this is a man who relies heavily on his cock doing the talking. Others may choose to to omit a few of those words when spending time in his company to describe his conversational skills. And to show solidarity with the 99 year old FF couple he is hoping to attract, the man has even made his helmet go a more rustic version of the colour of their purple rinse. Berkswanker, I salute you. ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis???" Ha ha ha ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis??? Ha ha ha ![]() Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile. Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot? ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis??? Ha ha ha ![]() ![]() If that's the case I'm surprised you aren't round his place every night. To be fair actually I'd imagine she might enjoy finally having something thick inside her | |||
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"Where is your penis??? Ha ha ha ![]() ![]() No need for self-deprecating humour about your IQ. IS (was PW last time) | |||
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"Where is your penis??? Ha ha ha ![]() ![]() Well I guess at least you have the intelligence to not put your dick pics on your profile, based on the bulge in your pants in one of photos I can see why you guys started swinging, PW must be desperate for something bigger than a cocktail sausage | |||
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"Where is your penis??? Ha ha ha ![]() ![]() Yes, that's why she has me. ![]() | |||
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"Where is your penis??? Ha ha ha ![]() ![]() I don't want to roast you! In fact I think it's really admirable how thorough you've been in capturing your cock from every possible angle. I could probably get it 3d printed now based on that kinda detail. | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx" I wouldn't bother with the desperate attempt at flattery, if she thinks I've posted enough pics of my cock then wait until she sees your profile, the last time I saw that many bellends in one place I was watching prime minister's questions on TV | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx" I have now seen so many pics of your cock I could get do a photo fit from memory for a crime stoppers poster NBVN x | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx I have now seen so many pics of your cock I could get do a photo fit from memory for a crime stoppers poster NBVN x" And presumably being from Swansea you're pretty used to being on those posters yourself | |||
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"You’re supposed to skip leg day not chest day " You must be gutted there's no such thing as cock day, looks like it's in need of some serious development | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock" Was that a self roast?? | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock Was that a self roast??" Roger, it worked well I see lol | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock Was that a self roast?? Roger, it worked well I see lol" Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock Was that a self roast?? Roger, it worked well I see lol" Your tattoo has shrunk in the 25th September pic, let's hope you don't have the same issue on other areas of your body too NBVN x | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock Was that a self roast?? Roger, it worked well I see lol Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get" Fair one, that’s due to Roger being attached to your cock. I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while and boom there he is. | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock Was that a self roast?? Roger, it worked well I see lol Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get Fair one, that’s due to Roger being attached to your cock. I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while and boom there he is. " Did you ever get the answer to that question btw? You know...when will you, will you be famous? | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx" Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game ![]() ![]() Nope, can’t do it; just can’t! | |||
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"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock Was that a self roast?? Roger, it worked well I see lol Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get Fair one, that’s due to Roger being attached to your cock. I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while and boom there he is. Did you ever get the answer to that question btw? You know...when will you, will you be famous? " Hahaha not a bad one. I cracked a smile. I’m just hoping you got a gift receipt for your box present | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game ![]() ![]() Neither can I, there's no way I'm roasting you, my hubby might offer to with another volunteer tho....see what I did there?! Haha x I'm so sad lol x | |||
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"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game ![]() ![]() I see what you did ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My avatar is perfect for roasting ![]() I can't give anything but ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No " Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters | |||
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"No Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters" Thank god you're back. Everyone's too nice, this thread really needs more wankers ![]() | |||
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"My avatar is perfect for roasting ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Very good ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters" Berk by name and berk by nature | |||
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"No Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters Berk by name and berk by nature" If that’s the best insult you can come up with from his name you need reading lessons | |||
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"No Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters Thank god you're back. Everyone's too nice, this thread really needs more wankers ![]() Well I was hard at it until I checked out your profile, enough to cause my.erection to emigrate to Australia | |||
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"No Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters Berk by name and berk by nature" Profile states he's "a giver"...of herpes presumably going by the look of it | |||
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"No Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters Thank god you're back. Everyone's too nice, this thread really needs more wankers ![]() G'day mate, want me to throw that shrimp on the barbie? | |||
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"How do you roast people without offending them? Haha " Having a couple of brain cells to use is often a help | |||
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"Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho! (gifted that one)" I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly ![]() | |||
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![]() "Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho! (gifted that one) I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly ![]() | |||
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"Did someone inflate your chest? ![]() ![]() Yeah, do you want his number? (I'm getting too carried away here, no one's gonna talk to me anympre ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Did someone inflate your chest? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I wouldn't risk posting there, doubt anyone would be able to think of anything to write when you pop up! | |||
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"Did someone inflate your chest? ![]() ![]() Probably the same guy that does your annual lipo | |||
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"Did someone inflate your chest? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Gladly take his number haha Did someone inflate your chest? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Based on your inability to be able to comment on previous posts properly I think my previous comment about getting some brain cells probably stands lol | |||
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"25 pics of cocks in your profile and the biggest one is your mates " According to your profile "truth or dare", I get to ask you five questions? Probably only need to ask one - are you expecting anyone to be interested in you with the world's worst profile page? | |||
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"I could just answer 5 times No No No No No. Sorry that my profile is shit its hard to get a profile that describes a person as well as you "BerksWanker"" I guess could always change your username to "lonelymasturbator" if you wanted some more accuracy for your profile | |||
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"Do you wear same top to bed every night " Do you ever take that wooly vest off ? | |||
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"Do you wear same top to bed every night " Wouldnt you like to know.... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you use a lawn mower for your chest" Katie Price could join Fab, and you’d still be the biggest pussy on here | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?" Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ? Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x" Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night?? | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ? Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??" Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed ![]() | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ? Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night?? Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed ![]() Your roasting attempt is almost as bad as your profile photos. I'm sure treating your dick as a novelty Christmas item must have you drowning in pussy. | |||
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"Something wrong with your pussy as always covered up? " I think it's called leaving something to the imagination. Which is what I wish you'd done in all of your photos to be honest | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ? Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night?? Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed ![]() Thinks most women love a massive cock cervix bashing and doesn't realise when someone isn't fully erect in a photo. PW | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ? Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night?? Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed ![]() I'm sure you're very aware of what a cock looks like that isn't fully erect, once you've taken your kit off it's going to be pretty difficult for any guy to give you one that's hard | |||
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"Isn’t Berkshire where folk live if they’ve been rejected from London? ![]() Isn't Stoke where people live when they've married their sister? | |||
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"Isn’t Berkshire where folk live if they’ve been rejected from London? ![]() Well played sir. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ? Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night?? Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed ![]() Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? " . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha well I have to keep roasting everyone to try and keep the thread active! Plus it's fucking hard to roast you two because your profile pics are ridiculously hot! Hopefully more people will come join in lol | |||
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"How many cock pics does one need to satisfy themselves? Is your penis your best trait? ![]() ![]() Ah bless, maybe in a few years you'll graduate to a decent wee fork. | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?! | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() In a word, yes hahaha | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() Just as well I have a thick skin! It's much like yours actually, but less Day-Glo white ![]() | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's true, you've got much more of a 3-litres-of-irn-bru-a-day sort of glow to yours | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Hahaha! OK I'm done being mean now, but I have been laughing out loud all through this thread ![]() ![]() | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You're awesome,some great roasts of people here, I've been laughing out loud too | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() ^^ ran out of comebacks despite access to Google ![]() | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No, just got bored of responding to your lame attempts at roasting, I'd advice spending less time on here and more time trying to get a refund from the surgeon who did that boob job | |||
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" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? . She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() “I’d advice” Roasts itself. | |||
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"You call that roasting? I’ve seen better roasts that have come out of the oven. ![]() Be quiet mate. You’ve got a idiots guide to man hood on your cock for fuck sake | |||
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"How many hair colours is anything natural " You just stick to taking really flattering pictures me lovely. I’ll give you a shout when I want my profile to go down hill ![]() | |||
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"Only roast she needs is spit roast very nice arse" I will cut you some slack as you're from Bolton so you probably aren't able to read the rules of the game anyway, but the point of a roast isn't to compliment the previous person. I realise you're desperate for your first blow job but she isn't going to suck it | |||
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"Pervert for perving on mens boxers ![]() Has a dick like a dropped baguette | |||
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"Pervert for perving on mens boxers ![]() Where's the rest of your chest hair? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Pervert for perving on mens boxers ![]() ![]() ![]() In your mums razor | |||
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"Pervert for perving on mens boxers ![]() ![]() ![]() Your profile says "I'd love to get into something semi-regular" Have you tried All Bran? ![]() | |||
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"Pervert for perving on mens boxers ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pretty sure even the woman in your photos has got a bigger cock than you | |||
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"Like a cock, only smaller " Psst, just a heads up dude, you've accidentally posted in a thread. I think it was the status box you were looking for x | |||
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"Like a cock, only smaller " hey if I wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted No offence meant and just playing the game guys lol | |||
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"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap " I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy | |||
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"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy " RSPCA should be brought in for them budgie smugglers | |||
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"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy RSPCA should be brought in for them budgie smugglers " They’re rolled up boxers… The 80’s just called, they want their swimming shorts back | |||
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"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy RSPCA should be brought in for them budgie smugglers They’re rolled up boxers… The 80’s just called, they want their swimming shorts back " Google thinks he's roadkill. I'd agree. | |||
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"If you googled him then your not clever enough to work me out ![]() I was going to say the reason you don't get any action on here is because your profile sounds like it was written by a 7 year old...but then I saw your dick in your photos and now I see the real reason | |||
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"It's almost the weekend, let's get the roasting going again for a laugh...off we go" Instead of Where's Wally, do you play Where's willy? ![]() | |||
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"Total cock... I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for. " Directed at op | |||
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"5’4 and 5’6? Where’s the rest of ya? " Doesn't look anything like Yondu from GOTG | |||
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"Total cock... I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for. Directed at op" Puts "hilarious" Liam neeson quote on his profile to make himself seem like he has a sense of humour... doesn't realise it just makes him sound like a sex offender | |||
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"Total cock... I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for. Directed at op Puts "hilarious" Liam neeson quote on his profile to make himself seem like he has a sense of humour... doesn't realise it just makes him sound like a sex offender" Aw it's my old pal! Added to the cock pic collection I see. Smart. If the first 29 haven't got them beating down your door, the 30th should definitely do the trick ![]() | |||
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"Tried to take a pic of his tiny cock from every angle to make it look bigger but failed." How much did you have to pay to get the guy to pose for that photo you're using in your profile? | |||
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