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Roast the person above...the return

By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

So this has been pretty good fun in the past, the premise is basically you roast the last person who posted. It can be based on any aspect of their profile, can be pretty edgy but remember, it's meant to be witty not just randomly slagging people off lol. I shall await the first roasting...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Where is your penis???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why have you only taken 177 pics

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Why have you only taken 177 pics

Fuck me

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Roast me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stupid forum person fffs

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Where is your penis???"

I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Stupid forum person fffs

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

"Stupid forum person fffs

I'd hate to see what rambling on looks like...

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where is your penis???

I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies"

I can try and find it

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Where is your penis???

I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies

I can try and find it"

Nah I'd rather Dwayne Johnson in a wig didn't try and grab my dick thanks

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

This is silly!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where is your penis???

I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies

I can try and find it

Nah I'd rather Dwayne Johnson in a wig didn't try and grab my dick thanks"

I don't wear wigs they are extensions

Try one on your cock

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By *eardedman7Man over a year ago

Berkshire

How many videos wow

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Where is your penis???

I think it ran away when it saw your 400 scary selfies

I can try and find it

Nah I'd rather Dwayne Johnson in a wig didn't try and grab my dick thanks"

Is that witty

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"How many videos wow"

Sexy

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This is silly!"

Stop moaning

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"This is silly!"

Presumably that's also what the tattoo artist said to you when you showed them those designs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is silly!

Presumably that's also what the tattoo artist said to you when you showed them those designs"

Grow up…arent sword fights meant to be for kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear?

Eat a burger

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear?

Wind your neck in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Syop being so bloody nice ffs! Have a day off!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear?

Eat a burger "

Oof magoof right in the feelies

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear?

Eat a burger

Oof magoof right in the feelies

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Did you shave your head to glue the clippings to your chest so you could look like a cuddly bear?

Wind your neck in"

Great stuff

Not

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Right, let's try this again, rather than people writing emojis and three word answers let's actually try and roast people. Perhaps the evening forumites have a bit more wit than the afternoon lurkers...get roasting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This clown has a face for radio.

He uses rent boys and escorts in his photos.

His two verifies are from his brother and his granny

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By *lofeldMan over a year ago

Redhill

"Right, let's try this again, rather than people writing emojis and three word answers let's actually try and roast people. Perhaps the evening forumites have a bit more wit than the afternoon lurkers...get roasting"

Well so many in this site can't possibly hope to live down to their moniker, but _erkswanker certainly has. With fourteen more pictures of his increasingly swollen member than words introducing himself in the description, this is a man who relies heavily on his cock doing the talking. Others may choose to to omit a few of those words when spending time in his company to describe his conversational skills.

And to show solidarity with the 99 year old FF couple he is hoping to attract, the man has even made his helmet go a more rustic version of the colour of their purple rinse.

Berkswanker, I salute you.

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Bored so resurrecting the roast again, get roasting the person who posted above, make it witty, not just lame two word posts! Off you go

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By *VDPMan over a year ago

Nottingham City Centre

"Where is your penis???"

Ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is your penis???

Ha ha ha

Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile.

Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot?

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Where is your penis???

Ha ha ha

Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile.

Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot?

If that's the case I'm surprised you aren't round his place every night. To be fair actually I'd imagine she might enjoy finally having something thick inside her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is your penis???

Ha ha ha

Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile.

Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot?

If that's the case I'm surprised you aren't round his place every night. To be fair actually I'd imagine she might enjoy finally having something thick inside her"

No need for self-deprecating humour about your IQ.

IS (was PW last time)

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Where is your penis???

Ha ha ha

Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile.

Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot?

If that's the case I'm surprised you aren't round his place every night. To be fair actually I'd imagine she might enjoy finally having something thick inside her

No need for self-deprecating humour about your IQ.

IS (was PW last time)"

Well I guess at least you have the intelligence to not put your dick pics on your profile, based on the bulge in your pants in one of photos I can see why you guys started swinging, PW must be desperate for something bigger than a cocktail sausage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is your penis???

Ha ha ha

Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile.

Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot?

If that's the case I'm surprised you aren't round his place every night. To be fair actually I'd imagine she might enjoy finally having something thick inside her

No need for self-deprecating humour about your IQ.

IS (was PW last time)

Yes, that's why she has me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where is your penis???

Ha ha ha

Stupid idiot guy seeking like minded stupid idiot people according to his profile.

Does this mean anyone he meets is a stupid idiot?

If that's the case I'm surprised you aren't round his place every night. To be fair actually I'd imagine she might enjoy finally having something thick inside her

No need for self-deprecating humour about your IQ.

IS (was PW last time)

I don't want to roast you! In fact I think it's really admirable how thorough you've been in capturing your cock from every possible angle. I could probably get it 3d printed now based on that kinda detail.

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By *arcobell21785Man over a year ago

castleford

Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx"

I wouldn't bother with the desperate attempt at flattery, if she thinks I've posted enough pics of my cock then wait until she sees your profile, the last time I saw that many bellends in one place I was watching prime minister's questions on TV

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx"

I have now seen so many pics of your cock I could get do a photo fit from memory for a crime stoppers poster

NBVN x

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx

I have now seen so many pics of your cock I could get do a photo fit from memory for a crime stoppers poster

NBVN x"

And presumably being from Swansea you're pretty used to being on those posters yourself

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

You’re supposed to skip leg day not chest day

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"You’re supposed to skip leg day not chest day "

You must be gutted there's no such thing as cock day, looks like it's in need of some serious development

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock"

Was that a self roast??

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

Was that a self roast??"

Roger, it worked well I see lol

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

Was that a self roast??

Roger, it worked well I see lol"

Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

Was that a self roast??

Roger, it worked well I see lol"

Your tattoo has shrunk in the 25th September pic, let's hope you don't have the same issue on other areas of your body too

NBVN x

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

Was that a self roast??

Roger, it worked well I see lol

Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get"

Fair one, that’s due to Roger being attached to your cock. I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while and boom there he is.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

Was that a self roast??

Roger, it worked well I see lol

Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get

Fair one, that’s due to Roger being attached to your cock. I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while and boom there he is. "

Did you ever get the answer to that question btw? You know...when will you, will you be famous?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx"

Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game

! (But thanks

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx

Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game

! (But thanks

Nope, can’t do it; just can’t!

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"Not at all mate, I’m a massive cock

Was that a self roast??

Roger, it worked well I see lol

Lol, it's about the only Roger you're likely to get

Fair one, that’s due to Roger being attached to your cock. I wondered why I hadn’t seen him in a while and boom there he is.

Did you ever get the answer to that question btw? You know...when will you, will you be famous? "

Hahaha not a bad one. I cracked a smile.

I’m just hoping you got a gift receipt for your box present

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple over a year ago

Fucksville

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx

Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game

! (But thanks

)

Nope, can’t do it; just can’t! "

Neither can I, there's no way I'm roasting you, my hubby might offer to with another volunteer tho....see what I did there?! Haha x I'm so sad lol x

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By *ookie46Woman over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My avatar is perfect for roasting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Defo can’t roast the stunner above me wow what a body xx

Aw where's the fun in that? I'm game

! (But thanks

)

Nope, can’t do it; just can’t!

Neither can I, there's no way I'm roasting you, my hubby might offer to with another volunteer tho....see what I did there?! Haha x I'm so sad lol x "

I see what you did

haha not sad at all!! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My avatar is perfect for roasting

I can't give anything but

for that

Brilliant haha

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"No "

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters"

Thank god you're back. Everyone's too nice, this thread really needs more wankers

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"My avatar is perfect for roasting

I can't give anything but

for that

Brilliant haha "

Very good

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By *ungry 4 youMan over a year ago

Near you

"No

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters"

Berk by name and berk by nature

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"No

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters

Berk by name and berk by nature"

If that’s the best insult you can come up with from his name you need reading lessons

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"No

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters

Thank god you're back. Everyone's too nice, this thread really needs more wankers

Well I was hard at it until I checked out your profile, enough to cause my.erection to emigrate to Australia

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"No

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters

Berk by name and berk by nature"

Profile states he's "a giver"...of herpes presumably going by the look of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No

Clearly a man of very few words...and sexual encounters

Thank god you're back. Everyone's too nice, this thread really needs more wankers

Well I was hard at it until I checked out your profile, enough to cause my.erection to emigrate to Australia"

G'day mate, want me to throw that shrimp on the barbie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Feel free to roast me

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

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By *HoneyWoman over a year ago

Hertfordshire

How do you roast people without offending them? Haha

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"How do you roast people without offending them? Haha "

Having a couple of brain cells to use is often a help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)"

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

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By *HoneyWoman over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Did someone inflate your chest?

"Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone inflate your chest?

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

Yeah, do you want his number?

(I'm getting too carried away here, no one's gonna talk to me anympre

! I better go find a 'how brilliant is the person above' thread to redeem myself a bit

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Did someone inflate your chest?

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

Yeah, do you want his number?

(I'm getting too carried away here, no one's gonna talk to me anympre

! I better go find a 'how brilliant is the person above' thread to redeem myself a bit

!)"

I wouldn't risk posting there, doubt anyone would be able to think of anything to write when you pop up!

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Did someone inflate your chest?

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

Probably the same guy that does your annual lipo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did someone inflate your chest?

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

Yeah, do you want his number?

(I'm getting too carried away here, no one's gonna talk to me anympre

! I better go find a 'how brilliant is the person above' thread to redeem myself a bit

I wouldn't risk posting there, doubt anyone would be able to think of anything to write when you pop up!"

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By *HoneyWoman over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Gladly take his number haha

"Did someone inflate your chest?

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

Yeah, do you want his number?

(I'm getting too carried away here, no one's gonna talk to me anympre

! I better go find a 'how brilliant is the person above' thread to redeem myself a bit

I wouldn't risk posting there, doubt anyone would be able to think of anything to write when you pop up!

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Gladly take his number haha

Did someone inflate your chest?

Lana del Hey? pffft, more like Lana del Ho!

(gifted that one)

I draw the line at roasting Nanna's, even us hoes have to be kind to the elderly

Yeah, do you want his number?

(I'm getting too carried away here, no one's gonna talk to me anympre

! I better go find a 'how brilliant is the person above' thread to redeem myself a bit

I wouldn't risk posting there, doubt anyone would be able to think of anything to write when you pop up!

Based on your inability to be able to comment on previous posts properly I think my previous comment about getting some brain cells probably stands lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

25 pics of cocks in your profile and the biggest one is your mates

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"25 pics of cocks in your profile and the biggest one is your mates "

According to your profile "truth or dare", I get to ask you five questions? Probably only need to ask one - are you expecting anyone to be interested in you with the world's worst profile page?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could just answer 5 times No No No No No. Sorry that my profile is shit its hard to get a profile that describes a person as well as you "BerksWanker"

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"I could just answer 5 times No No No No No. Sorry that my profile is shit its hard to get a profile that describes a person as well as you "BerksWanker""

I guess could always change your username to "lonelymasturbator" if you wanted some more accuracy for your profile

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Loving the participation, hoping more people come join in and roast each other!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Premature ejaculator or captain cum quick might be better names

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ever heard of a razor pal you yeti

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any chance pics feature less cock pics

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a carrot a cucumber or a chipolata on the chopping board

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put the knife down!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why are you looking thru my letter box??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you wear same top to bed every night

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

"Do you wear same top to bed every night "

Do you ever take that wooly vest off ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you wear same top to bed every night "

Wouldnt you like to know....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you use a lawn mower for your chest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you use a lawn mower for your chest"

Katie Price could join Fab, and you’d still be the biggest pussy on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha intact I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?"

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x"

Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Something wrong with your pussy as always covered up?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x

Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??"

Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x

Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??

Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed

Your roasting attempt is almost as bad as your profile photos. I'm sure treating your dick as a novelty Christmas item must have you drowning in pussy.

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Something wrong with your pussy as always covered up? "

I think it's called leaving something to the imagination. Which is what I wish you'd done in all of your photos to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x

Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??

Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed

Your roasting attempt is almost as bad as your profile photos. I'm sure treating your dick as a novelty Christmas item must have you drowning in pussy."

Thinks most women love a massive cock cervix bashing and doesn't realise when someone isn't fully erect in a photo.

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x

Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??

Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed

Your roasting attempt is almost as bad as your profile photos. I'm sure treating your dick as a novelty Christmas item must have you drowning in pussy.

Thinks most women love a massive cock cervix bashing and doesn't realise when someone isn't fully erect in a photo.

PW "

I'm sure you're very aware of what a cock looks like that isn't fully erect, once you've taken your kit off it's going to be pretty difficult for any guy to give you one that's hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn’t Berkshire where folk live if they’ve been rejected from London?

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Isn’t Berkshire where folk live if they’ve been rejected from London?

Isn't Stoke where people live when they've married their sister?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Isn’t Berkshire where folk live if they’ve been rejected from London?

Isn't Stoke where people live when they've married their sister?"

Well played sir.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you ever stand up straight woman ffs ?

Perfect position is bent over as gives easy access x

Who puts a tv on a bed side table??? Where do you put your teeth at night??

Great profile till I noticed you have your shoes/heels on bed

Your roasting attempt is almost as bad as your profile photos. I'm sure treating your dick as a novelty Christmas item must have you drowning in pussy.

Thinks most women love a massive cock cervix bashing and doesn't realise when someone isn't fully erect in a photo.

I'm sure you're very aware of what a cock looks like that isn't fully erect, once you've taken your kit off it's going to be pretty difficult for any guy to give you one that's hard "

Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick? "

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Haha well I have to keep roasting everyone to try and keep the thread active! Plus it's fucking hard to roast you two because your profile pics are ridiculously hot! Hopefully more people will come join in lol

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

How many cock pics does one need to satisfy themselves? Is your penis your best trait?

(All love haha)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How many cock pics does one need to satisfy themselves? Is your penis your best trait?

(All love haha)"

Ah bless, maybe in a few years you'll graduate to a decent wee fork.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?!

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?! "

In a word, yes hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?!

In a word, yes hahaha"

Just as well I have a thick skin! It's much like yours actually, but less Day-Glo white

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

Love to roast Lana - i'll need another volunteer though please ????

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?!

In a word, yes hahaha

Just as well I have a thick skin! It's much like yours actually, but less Day-Glo white

That's true, you've got much more of a 3-litres-of-irn-bru-a-day sort of glow to yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?!

In a word, yes hahaha

Just as well I have a thick skin! It's much like yours actually, but less Day-Glo white

That's true, you've got much more of a 3-litres-of-irn-bru-a-day sort of glow to yours"

Hahaha! OK I'm done being mean now, but I have been laughing out loud all through this thread

. Well done...ya big prick

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

Oi! Does that mean the rest of us are easy to slate haha?!

In a word, yes hahaha

Just as well I have a thick skin! It's much like yours actually, but less Day-Glo white

That's true, you've got much more of a 3-litres-of-irn-bru-a-day sort of glow to yours

Hahaha! OK I'm done being mean now, but I have been laughing out loud all through this thread

. Well done...ya big prick

You're awesome,some great roasts of people here, I've been laughing out loud too

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

No idea who you are op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

^^ ran out of comebacks despite access to Google

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

^^ ran out of comebacks despite access to Google

PW "

No, just got bored of responding to your lame attempts at roasting, I'd advice spending less time on here and more time trying to get a refund from the surgeon who did that boob job

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" Talking of shrinkflation, having seen the small library of dick pics on your profile, you do realise you can't make butter with a toothpick?

She seems to know where to place her petite hand to hide him. He, however, seems to be having difficulty finding his way around.

Finally someone roasting the person above, rather than the OP roasting the whole of fabs!!

You're assuming my hand was still during the shot

^^ ran out of comebacks despite access to Google

No, just got bored of responding to your lame attempts at roasting, I'd advice spending less time on here and more time trying to get a refund from the surgeon who did that boob job"

“I’d advice” Roasts itself.

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

You would give a paracetamol a sore head

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Anyone new fancy some roasting fun today then? Some great (and not so great) roasters yesterday haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You call that roasting? I’ve seen better roasts that have come out of the oven.

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"You call that roasting? I’ve seen better roasts that have come out of the oven.

Be quiet mate. You’ve got a idiots guide to man hood on your cock for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How many hair colours is anything natural

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By *rivervaderMan over a year ago

bolton

Only roast she needs is spit roast very nice arse

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"How many hair colours is anything natural "

You just stick to taking really flattering pictures me lovely. I’ll give you a shout when I want my profile to go down hill

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Only roast she needs is spit roast very nice arse"

I will cut you some slack as you're from Bolton so you probably aren't able to read the rules of the game anyway, but the point of a roast isn't to compliment the previous person. I realise you're desperate for your first blow job but she isn't going to suck it

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Is that as hard as it gets ?

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By *ireman28Man over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

About as hot as a Mr Freeze building an igloo in the North Pole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nwah a miniature version of a cock. Coochy coochy coo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wheres the bulge in those boxers

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By *imbob85Man over a year ago

inverness

Pervert for perving on mens boxers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pervert for perving on mens boxers

Has a dick like a dropped baguette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pervert for perving on mens boxers

Has a dick like a dropped baguette"

Where's the rest of your chest hair?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pervert for perving on mens boxers

Has a dick like a dropped baguette

Where's the rest of your chest hair?

In your mums razor

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By *ozapperMan over a year ago

Lancashire

"Pervert for perving on mens boxers

Has a dick like a dropped baguette

Where's the rest of your chest hair?

In your mums razor"

Your profile says "I'd love to get into something semi-regular"

Have you tried All Bran?

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Pervert for perving on mens boxers

Has a dick like a dropped baguette

Where's the rest of your chest hair?

In your mums razor

Your profile says "I'd love to get into something semi-regular"

Have you tried All Bran?

Pretty sure even the woman in your photos has got a bigger cock than you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mother should’ve swallowed you.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

Like a cock, only smaller

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Like a cock, only smaller "

Psst, just a heads up dude, you've accidentally posted in a thread. I think it was the status box you were looking for x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Even the site rejected you.

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Like a cock, only smaller "
hey if I wanted to hear an arsehole I would have farted

No offence meant and just playing the game guys lol

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By *ireman28Man over a year ago

Derbyshire Nottinghamshire

Too sensitive to get involved with this thread. Crybaby!

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Spends every working night in bed with a bunch of other guys!

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Bored, so let's get this going again. Roast away

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By *ayjay218Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

I’d rather shit into my hands and clap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap "

I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap

I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy "

RSPCA should be brought in for them budgie smugglers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap

I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy

RSPCA should be brought in for them budgie smugglers "

They’re rolled up boxers…

The 80’s just called, they want their swimming shorts back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d rather shit into my hands and clap

I’d rather give a round of applause with this guy

RSPCA should be brought in for them budgie smugglers

They’re rolled up boxers…

The 80’s just called, they want their swimming shorts back "

Google thinks he's roadkill. I'd agree.

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By *UCKiliketofuckMan over a year ago

kettering

If you googled him then your not clever enough to work me out

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"If you googled him then your not clever enough to work me out

I was going to say the reason you don't get any action on here is because your profile sounds like it was written by a 7 year old...but then I saw your dick in your photos and now I see the real reason

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice miniature version of a cock dude

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrecked his own hole after he got told to go fuck himself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very embarrassed for him as no cock pics

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

It's almost the weekend, let's get the roasting going again for a laugh...off we go

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"It's almost the weekend, let's get the roasting going again for a laugh...off we go"

Instead of Where's Wally, do you play Where's willy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5’4 and 5’6? Where’s the rest of ya?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Total cock...

I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Total cock...

I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for.

Directed at op

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"5’4 and 5’6? Where’s the rest of ya? "

Doesn't look anything like Yondu from GOTG

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guess the bottle is trying to show us ladies your size but guessing teeny cock

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By *erkswanker OP Man over a year ago

Berkshire

"Total cock...

I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for.

Directed at op"

Puts "hilarious" Liam neeson quote on his profile to make himself seem like he has a sense of humour... doesn't realise it just makes him sound like a sex offender

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By *utlongjohnMan over a year ago

Tried to take a pic of his tiny cock from every angle to make it look bigger but failed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Total cock...

I mean he tricked me into looking at 30 cock pics to find something to roast him for.

Directed at op

Puts "hilarious" Liam neeson quote on his profile to make himself seem like he has a sense of humour... doesn't realise it just makes him sound like a sex offender"

Aw it's my old pal! Added to the cock pic collection I see. Smart. If the first 29 haven't got them beating down your door, the 30th should definitely do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tried to take a pic of his tiny cock from every angle to make it look bigger but failed."

How much did you have to pay to get the guy to pose for that photo you're using in your profile?

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By *utlongjohnMan over a year ago

Well it certainly wasnt you was it with your hidden little pecker

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