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Would you shag Santa, or is he not your type?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I think I’d prefer Mrs Claus, although you don’t really see her much so not sure if I fancy her or not. I wonder what her tits are like?
Anyway, would YOU shag Santa?
Or if not what treats would you leave him instead to brighten up his evening when he comes down your chimney with his bulging sack?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll explain that a little. My ex dressed as Santa as a surprise for me because I kept joking about having a Santa fetish. It was hot as fuck he made a very sexy Santa and they sex that followed was insane. |
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"I’ll explain that a little. My ex dressed as Santa as a surprise for me because I kept joking about having a Santa fetish. It was hot as fuck he made a very sexy Santa and they sex that followed was insane. "
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Was it a White Christmas!?! |
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I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me 
Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.
Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.
I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.
Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me
Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.
Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.
I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.
Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard."
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"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me
Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.
Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.
I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.
Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard."
well until you properly understand the full reasons as to what brought Santa to cheat in the first place, it’s difficult to fully condemn. Maybe a cheeky BJ Granny? |
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"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me
Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.
Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.
I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.
Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard.
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I bet he's not even got an up to date CRB. |
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To be fair, with all that sherry at every house stop and all those mince pies, Santa’s going to be pissed and feeling a bit sick, isn’t he? 
That might be a fetish for some, but he probably won’t be on his A-game. Probably a bit gropey and letchy by the time he reaches the UK. |
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"I'm not really into older men and as Santa was old when I was a child it's not too much of a stretch of the imagination to believe he's still older than me
Apart from age...... he's married. I'm not into cheating.
Mainly it's his age and the fact that he's stuck in his ways. He still drives a sleigh, thinks it's okay to use animals for labour and sticks gifts down chimneys.
I'm also VERY suspicious of anyone who hasn't got a website or doesn't ask for feedback.
Think ! before you trust that whiskery bastard."
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"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone 
*Orders suit from Amazon.
See you soon.
How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?  "
I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair, with all that sherry at every house stop and all those mince pies, Santa’s going to be pissed and feeling a bit sick, isn’t he?
That might be a fetish for some, but he probably won’t be on his A-game. Probably a bit gropey and letchy by the time he reaches the UK. "
Pissed and desperate? I'm in.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To be fair, with all that sherry at every house stop and all those mince pies, Santa’s going to be pissed and feeling a bit sick, isn’t he?
That might be a fetish for some, but he probably won’t be on his A-game. Probably a bit gropey and letchy by the time he reaches the UK.
Pissed and desperate? I'm in. "
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"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone
*Orders suit from Amazon.
See you soon.
How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?
I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you. "
So, when Santa got stuck up my chimney, that was you? |
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"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone
*Orders suit from Amazon.
See you soon.
How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?
I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you.
So, when Santa got stuck up my chimney, that was you? "
is that a euphemism? |
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"Pretty sure he shagged me once. I’m usually pissed on Christmas Eve though so it could have been anyone
*Orders suit from Amazon.
See you soon.
How can I be sure it wasn’t you last year?
I think I'd remember emptying my sack with you.
So, when Santa got stuck up my chimney, that was you? is that a euphemism? "
Absofuckinglutely  |
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