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If there was a voice in your undies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What do you think it would whisper to you....

"Go on touch it you know want to"

What else would it say?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mines more likely to be like “seriously touching yourself again really?” “Get someone else in here”

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Mines more likely to be like “seriously touching yourself again really?” “Get someone else in here”"

Happy to give a helping “hand” see what I did there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was a long walk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You need to give me a rest god damm it’s the 8th time to day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"oh look cock... Get on it!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines more likely to be like “seriously touching yourself again really?” “Get someone else in here”

Happy to give a helping “hand” see what I did there"

You know where my box is. Slide on in x

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

"Mines more likely to be like “seriously touching yourself again really?” “Get someone else in here”

Happy to give a helping “hand” see what I did there

You know where my box is. Slide on in x"

On my way

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

You'd need to have undies for this to work

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Actually, mine would say, "oh we've got a medical appointment today".

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Any chance of more febreze love?"

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Even though im commando,mine would be saying ,fuck me not you again ,give us a break

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

“Wash me. Please. Wash me”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im going on another date with your left hand again?"

"Ok ill try not take up too much of your time"

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"seek help, you're hearing voices in your underpants"

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

I'm off to join the foreign legion.

Hubbys would say I'm off to join the the british legion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You've wet yourself again love.

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

"You've wet yourself again love."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Wash me. Please. Wash me” "

Why the fuck does this give me a tingle??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can you do something about the cobwebs , hun?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yellow to the front brown to the back mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some of these answers. Grim haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No voice. Just the sound of a brass band....

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"“Wash me. Please. Wash me”

Why the fuck does this give me a tingle??"

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

""seek help, you're hearing voices in your underpants"

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Please can you get rid of that cough I’m drowning!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not so much a comment, more a fanfare* if anyone were to visit.

*complete with trumpet flourish**

** this is not a euphemism.

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By *azkinsWoman over a year ago

leeds

"Let me out"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you mind separating us from your thighs?

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Mine would ring a bell and shout “time gentlemen please!”

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By *urio77Man over a year ago

northampton

For the love of God,can you please leave me alone

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