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By *91kMan
over a year ago
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"Than getting an urge to do a poo right after you came out of the shower  "
Can top that...
It's a known thing that the squat position encourages you to go to the toilet right? Well imagine you're in a packed out gym with a heavy bar on your back, squatting to the floor with it...
That's the worst time to realise you need to go! Sat there, helpless, basically touching cloth  |
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"Than getting an urge to do a poo right after you came out of the shower
Can top that...
It's a known thing that the squat position encourages you to go to the toilet right? Well imagine you're in a packed out gym with a heavy bar on your back, squatting to the floor with it...
That's the worst time to realise you need to go! Sat there, helpless, basically touching cloth "
I raise your touching cloth....
7 years back, last night shift.. curry night finish 7am friday morning.. straight to the gym, incline leg press..... that trump i did at 7.28... yeh it wasnt a trump   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh there is, especially when you’re already in the shower or bath and feel the urge so you have to jump out quickly towel dry so you don’t slide off the loo seat do the bizz and then start over. It seems to be Sod’s law. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Than getting an urge to do a poo right after you came out of the shower
Can top that...
It's a known thing that the squat position encourages you to go to the toilet right? Well imagine you're in a packed out gym with a heavy bar on your back, squatting to the floor with it...
That's the worst time to realise you need to go! Sat there, helpless, basically touching cloth "
Hahahaa . I’m dying at this |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Than getting an urge to do a poo right after you came out of the shower
Can top that...
It's a known thing that the squat position encourages you to go to the toilet right? Well imagine you're in a packed out gym with a heavy bar on your back, squatting to the floor with it...
That's the worst time to realise you need to go! Sat there, helpless, basically touching cloth "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's worse is your stomach turning as you've sat into a nice warm bath and have to get out and get dried before sitting down in the now freezing cold bathroom for a shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Than getting an urge to do a poo right after you came out of the shower "
Why do you come out of the shower? Is that so it's easier to clean rather than trying to fish that jizz spaghetti out of the plug hole after? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's worse is your stomach turning as you've sat into a nice warm bath and have to get out and get dried before sitting down in the now freezing cold bathroom for a shit."
And even if the water had remained hot, the smell isn’t conducive to a leisurely soak  |
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"What's worse is your stomach turning as you've sat into a nice warm bath and have to get out and get dried before sitting down in the now freezing cold bathroom for a shit."
Do it in the bath and pretend its Red October? |
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"Having IBS and needing a poop in a Supermarket that doesn't have a toilet, and you're unloading your shopping onto the checkout."
Yeah that’s not good… but what supermarket doesn’t have a toilet? It’s those super supermarkets that do have toilets but are miles away and either need a lift or a set of stairs climbed to get to them….. might as well stay in the queue…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having IBS and needing a poop in a Supermarket that doesn't have a toilet, and you're unloading your shopping onto the checkout."
I'd say actually shitting yourself while unloading your shopping would be worse than this though |
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"Than getting an urge to do a poo right after you came out of the shower
Can top that...
It's a known thing that the squat position encourages you to go to the toilet right? Well imagine you're in a packed out gym with a heavy bar on your back, squatting to the floor with it...
That's the worst time to realise you need to go! Sat there, helpless, basically touching cloth
I raise your touching cloth....
7 years back, last night shift.. curry night finish 7am friday morning.. straight to the gym, incline leg press..... that trump i did at 7.28... yeh it wasnt a trump "
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