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By *Honey OP Woman over a year ago

Hertfordshire

What’s the best terminology you’ve heard for wanking? Or the female equivalent.

“Holding your sausage hostage”

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Choke the chicken

Cracking the whip

Double clicking the mouse

Spanking the monkey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wrestling with the 1 eyed python

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ham shank

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it's too old to be urban but i've always liked the word Thrapping ......

It has to be in the right tone at the right time though .....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stabbing the cat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fapping

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milking the Mongoose

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman over a year ago

lancashire

Having a ham shank

Cracking one off

Having a nice stroke

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By *ssexhamptonMan over a year ago

Rayleigh

Having a Tommy the tank.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Bean flicking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Romancing thy own.

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By *adyH and GrissomCouple over a year ago

Llantarnum

Courtesy of Terry Pratchett

Visiting Mrs Palm and her five lovely daughters

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Knocking one out

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Launching Captain Picard into Warp Speed

(C/right Viz Mag)

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By *ervent_fervourMan over a year ago

Halifax

A hands on situation.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shake one off the wrist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mono satisfaction

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By *-sas-sinWoman over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

Stroking the blue veined piccolo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Strumming the banjo string

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By *obwhateverMan over a year ago

Stirling/ London/ Yorkshire

Physician heal thyself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peting the one eyed monster

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By *licia_2021TV/TS over a year ago

Ashby De La Zouch

Having a shufty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

5 finger knuckle shuffle

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Fiddling with your bits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helmet polishing

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By *jay2000Man over a year ago

swindon

Tommy tank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bashing the Bishop

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Burping the worm

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