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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Went to bed at half 11ish.... Back of 2 the mobile goes... WITHHELD  , so in a daze, I ans, but it is a voice I do not know or certainly cannot place. I asked who they were looking for, but still nothing twigged in my head as to whom this was, or indeed who they sought! I hung up n went bk to sleep.
This makes me panic as at that time, the phone going, should only be in emergencies!!
What scares the crap out of you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat!  "
Animals have enough on board fat to keep them going for a day or two. Longer than that and it's a trip to the vets. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nothing. I'm as calm as a hindu cow even in the face of the most extreme adversity. Stiff upper lip and all that wat wat, old bean.  "
Lol, lucky for some  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat! "
When I got ma kitten, he came with added extras... Fleas! Gettin rid o the buggers was worrying me. Spending £45 on treatments that never worked I had to go to the vets... Another £25. Ma mum went on hols n I had her wee dog. He has had to b shaved into the wood as he got them too  ! Boomin nightmare to get rid off. Should I sent the folks we got him from the bill. Grr lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The cats that congregate in my garden on a regular basis. That noise they make terrifies me!! sounds like children being tortured, still panic when i hear it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mice and the throaty noise as the cat comes in the catflap - and most of u know thats regularly most nites .............. I am a quivering wreck in the evenings .......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!  |
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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago
a land up north..... of leicester |
"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis! "
Unlucky obi! Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Receiving one half of a text from your girlfriend saying 'I don't want to scare you but.....'
And the other half reading 'I'm late'!
Just to clarify I am single now though lol x |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
For the first few seconds of Fire Alarms going off in through the night at work, which entails a mandatory evacuation of the building!
Two of us handling up to 150 fractious, tired, anxious and irritable guests, some confused by one two many sherberts at the Bar!
What fun!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis! "
Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!
Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough "
PMSL!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!
Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough "
This happened to me with the X mother in law hahaha, I. Had forgotten all about that. Seeing her son in susspenders n me spanking his ass red raw lolol! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!
Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough
PMSL!!!! "
Luckily she is as blind as a bat and didn't notice, just said oh your hair looks nice haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For the first few seconds of Fire Alarms going off in through the night at work, which entails a mandatory evacuation of the building!
Two of us handling up to 150 fractious, tired, anxious and irritable guests, some confused by one two many sherberts at the Bar!
What fun!!!! "
I can imagine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you realise after leaving for work that you left your laptop switched on and logged into fab on your bed.
Especially when you have housemates that regularly 'borrow' things from your room on a regular basis!
Or when trying to show your Mum pictures of recent outings etc and open up Fab pics by accident and can't shut them quick enough
This happened to me with the X mother in law hahaha, I. Had forgotten all about that. Seeing her son in susspenders n me spanking his ass red raw lolol!"
Lmao!
Bet that went down well! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lmao!
Bet that went down well! "
I couldn't of cared less. One of those shit don't stink, up own arse kinds! My x was in such a state tho lol, was so funny seeing him try to pretend the comp was fooking up n turning it off by the switch. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flying, I have a huge phobia and have to take Diazepam to get on a plane! I did 11 hours to LA in March and took 8mg of the stuff only to be told by the woman sitting next to me that she didn't think it was a good idea for me to take anymore!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That gap between two vehicles you try to squeeze through
Have you noticed how all the swear words you know suddenly turn into one word?
Jeezuzfuckinchristonabikegetoveryacuntingtwatbastard!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave
What?
Nothing darling 
Ok? 
We love you really 
Speak for yourself!
Am I going to have to put you over My knee again? "
No we are going to put YOU over our knees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave
What?
Nothing darling
Ok?
We love you really
Speak for yourself!
Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?
No we are going to put YOU over our knees "
Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open for me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave
What?
Nothing darling
Ok?
We love you really
Speak for yourself!
Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?
No we are going to put YOU over our knees
Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open for me please "
With pleasure hun, don't forget the lube hey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave
What?
Nothing darling
Ok?
We love you really
Speak for yourself!
Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?
No we are going to put YOU over our knees
Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open
for me please
With pleasure hun, don't forget the lube hey "
What lube? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dave
What?
Nothing darling
Ok?
We love you really
Speak for yourself!
Am I going to have to put you over My knee again?
No we are going to put YOU over our knees
Julie can you hold his arse cheeks open for me please
With pleasure hun, don't forget the lube
hey "
A real man doesn't need lube!!!  ... Gulp lol |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Butterflies and moths "
I thought I was the only one with that phobia...have had to get work colleagues to chase flutterbies out of the office and it's not unusual to see me veer off the pavement to avoid a butterfly coming at me
Years back, when I was still married, my husband had gone out for something and I noticed Moth-Ra on the windowsill - I watched it for 3 hours, poised to flee up the stairs if it moved...when my husband came back he looked at it and said "It's dead you pillock" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat! "
I know where your coming from.
Everytime one of my cats isn't there for breakfast, lunch etc i panic as they ARE always there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When the cat or the dog refuses to eat!
When I got ma kitten, he came with added extras... Fleas! Gettin rid o the buggers was worrying me. Spending £45 on treatments that never worked I had to go to the vets... Another £25. Ma mum went on hols n I had her wee dog. He has had to b shaved into the wood as he got them too ! Boomin nightmare to get rid off. Should I sent the folks we got him from the bill. Grr lol "
Thats cos they have taken all the stuff out of flea treatment that works
We have to alternate between Frontline and Advantige or it doesn't work |
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