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If you had £2 for every (different) person you’ve slept with, what could you buy with the money?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ooh it’s hard to say here my body count is probably in the range of about 30 or 40 so I’d probably buy something like 120 to 160 Freddo bars! Or, as it’s Christmas, 60 to 80 Cadburys truffle chocolate Santas 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.
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 I’d have 16 to 24 Freddo bars! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!"
I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!
I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! "
freddos can't be 25pence surely???? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ooh it’s hard to say here my body count is probably in the range of about 30 or 40 so I’d probably buy something like 120 to 160 Freddo bars! Or, as it’s Christmas, 60 to 80 Cadburys truffle chocolate Santas
What are you buying with all your hard earned dosh!? "
Mind you if I could get the £2 at the same time as sleeping with someone I’d be able to buy a lot more Freddos, since most of my success during my 20s when they probably about 5p to 10p or something like that! It’s slowed down since (at a rate greater than inflation) ..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!
I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????"
I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!
I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????
I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you. "
next your going to tell me space invaders aren't 10 pence any more no wonder the country is on its arse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't sleep over at mens houses  "
 ok people you’ve played “hide the sausage” with, done the “horizontal hula” with or mingled limbs with (other euphemisms are available ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!
I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????
I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you. next your going to tell me space invaders aren't 10 pence any more no wonder the country is on its arse."
Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Guess how much!? Well, I’ll tell you… 95p!!! (according to my Sainsburys app). It was never like this during the Winter of Discontent was it!? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can we just confirm the price of a Freddo nowadays. They're not 10p anymore!!
I’m working on a Freddo exchange rate of 4 to £1 (or 25p each for anyone as mathematically challenged as me!). Not including special offers or BOGOFS should they be offered anywhere! freddos can't be 25pence surely????
I had to look on my Sainsburys app, I was as shocked as you. next your going to tell me space invaders aren't 10 pence any more no wonder the country is on its arse.
Pickled Onion Monster Munch. Guess how much!? Well, I’ll tell you… 95p!!! (according to my Sainsburys app). It was never like this during the Winter of Discontent was it!? "
wow 95p only good thing is the humble space invader has finely got the recognition it deserves and can now live up there with the big boys like walkers or Smith's
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I forgot about women. 2 dinners at spoons. "
Bloody hell Nora! How could you forget about you having sex with women? It’s something I think of every day (you having sex with women!   ) |
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Well if I chipped in a quid of my own, I could get a Wowcher £99 Mystery Getaway deal to one of 49 worldwide potential destinations...
....if we were to also get £1 for every person we've played with that wasn't full sex - eg., oral only...
....then I could also pick up a bottle of wine at Duty Free... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I had £2 for every time I couldn’t be bothered working out how much money I would have for every time something happened, I don’t know how much I would have.
That wins the internet for today "
And that killed the thread!!
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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I really have no idea. I tried to count the other night with nothing better to do. It was a lot snd I kept going back and thinking “oh yes shit. Another one”. My daughter asked me…. I said “ooohh half a dozen or so”. Don’t think she believed me.
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